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atomykjetta 08-19-2008 04:36 PM

noob with jetta Q's
 
So, it's nice to see that some one else was dumb enough to ask the hundred and one questions about turboing a jetta. I too have the 1.8 GLS turbo and everyone has been talking about how I need to get this and that done to it. I see that installing a BOV seems like a stupid idea unless I'm gonna throw an intake system on it too. Of course, why wouldn't I if I wanted to zip around a bit. I guess my question is this...in theory...how much time and money would I have to throw in to get that nice pshhh noise and actually be able to push out 12lbs of boost? Is it even worth it?

I look forward to the razzings and such... :-\

LilWayne 08-19-2008 04:38 PM

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Yeah OK

you should :-X and search

Hitchhikkr 08-19-2008 04:43 PM

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Originally Posted by atomykjetta
So, it's nice to see that some one else was dumb enough to ask the hundred and one questions about turboing a jetta. I too have the 1.8 GLS turbo and everyone has been talking about how I need to get this and that done to it. I see that installing a BOV seems like a stupid idea unless I'm gonna throw an intake system on it too. Of course, why wouldn't I if I wanted to zip around a bit. I guess my question is this...in theory...how much time and money would I have to throw in to get that nice pshhh noise and actually be able to push out 12lbs of boost? Is it even worth it?

I look forward to the razzings and such... :-\

Well, your first mistake was buying a 1.8 turbo. It is full of fail. Get ready for a ----------ing education in modern automobile mechanics.

Second, you didnt post any pics of your girlfriend/sister/mom nude.

Third, if all you want is that PSSHH noise you are a ------- ricer. Go to vwvortex and communicate with those homos. They will steer you in the queer direction you seem to be heading.


P90Puma 08-19-2008 04:48 PM

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Ok.

dmotoguy 08-19-2008 04:58 PM

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ok

atomykjetta 08-19-2008 05:09 PM

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Originally Posted by Hitchhikkr
Well, your first mistake was buying a 1.8 turbo. It is full of fail. Get ready for a ----------ing education in modern automobile mechanics.

Second, you didnt post any pics of your girlfriend/sister/mom nude.

Third, if all you want is that PSSHH noise you are a ------- ricer. Go to vwvortex and communicate with those homos. They will steer you in the queer direction you seem to be heading.


I'm sorry, no gf, no sister, and you don't wanna see my mom naked.

I keep hearing about all these problems with the 1.8t. I also read on here that all those problems can be avoided BY TAKING CARE OF YOUR ------- CAR!! I'm not trying to defend VW hear at all, though. I'm a Honda kind of guy, still have one....it ate a deer though...

Third, that's not all I'm looking for... It's nice to show the turbo off is all I'm saying. So, I ask again (AND I HAVE BEEN READING FOR A MONTH NOW), how much do you guys (in your expert opinions) think it would run me for an intake and an exhaust system?

Tommy Babcock 08-19-2008 05:13 PM

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How much are you looking to spend?

Hitchhikkr 08-19-2008 05:46 PM

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Originally Posted by atomykjetta
I keep hearing about all these problems with the 1.8t. I also read on here that all those problems can be avoided BY TAKING CARE OF YOUR ------- CAR!! I'm not trying to defend VW hear at all, though.

I own a VW. I work at a VW/AUDI/Porsche dealership.

The 1.8t is a piece of ----. Doesnt matter if you take care of it or not. In fact, might as well beat the living ---- out of it.


Originally Posted by atomykjetta

Third, that's not all I'm looking for... It's nice to show the turbo off is all I'm saying. So, I ask again (AND I HAVE BEEN READING FOR A MONTH NOW), how much do you guys (in your expert opinions) think it would run me for an intake and an exhaust system?

If you have been reading for a month and dont know what it costs for an intake and exhaust you are a complete idiot.

BTW nothing will kill a bosch MAF sensor on a 1.8t faster than an oily cotton free flow filter. Have fun with that.


Originally Posted by Tommy Babcock
How much are you looking to spend?

Is the truth of the matter. You cant half ass those cars. They are sensitve to engine changes anyway.

atomykjetta 08-19-2008 06:34 PM

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Originally Posted by Hitchhikkr

If you have been reading for a month and dont know what it costs for an intake and exhaust you are a complete idiot.

BTW nothing will kill a bosch MAF sensor on a 1.8t faster than an oily cotton free flow filter. Have fun with that.

Is the truth of the matter. You cant half ass those cars. They are sensitve to engine changes anyway.

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wow...finally a half ass decent answer. I'm not trying to half ass the mods. If I was, it would already be done. I asked a question to people I thought might be able to answer a simple ------- question. I understand that the 1.8t is a sensitive bitch. However, there are things that can be done to it to make it so it's not SO sensitive to mods. Can I just get a ------- price on these mods so I know what I'm looking at. Just a ------- ballpark number is all that is necessary.

----...stop trying to play who's got the bigger dick and help a guy out, dick...

the 13th round 08-19-2008 06:49 PM

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from that last post i can tell you really dont belong here.

try this place out, they have a ---- ton of info about not recirculating your ---- to get a pssh to show off your turbo.
http://internetisseriousbusiness.com

j3w 08-19-2008 07:36 PM

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Originally Posted by Hitchhikkr
The 1.8t is a piece of ----.

yeah, but it's a fun piece of ----. OP, you need to look into lemmiwinks, a bigger snail+injectors, and race gas, in that order. don't listen to a word those anus stretching vortex faggots tell you. if you want that stupid ass ricer pssssh sound, swiss cheese your ------ airbox. intakes don't do jack ---- on our engines.

please tell me you're not still running the k03

2GeclipseRST 08-19-2008 08:53 PM

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The 2.0 n/t is a pos too.

---- a vw. Unless it's air cooled, it's garbage.

builtandboosteda 08-19-2008 08:55 PM

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Originally Posted by atomykjetta
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Can I just get a ------- price on these mods so I know what I'm looking at.



NO.


If you want a price on intakes and exhausts ------- look them up on someone's website who sells them, fuckass. :1

McBoost 08-19-2008 09:14 PM

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The real problem is this question should be directed at people with a Jetta 1.8T. You know... people who have actually put in the money for the mods you're talking about.

It boils down to the fact that we don't care about your question. It doesn't make your car faster, so ---- it.

Guy-Fast 08-19-2008 09:18 PM

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12 pounds is so 2001

j3w 08-19-2008 09:29 PM

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Originally Posted by chris
12 pounds is so 2001

word

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atomykjetta 08-20-2008 05:08 AM

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Originally Posted by the 13th round
from that last post i can tell you really dont belong here.

try this place out, they have a ---- ton of info about not recirculating your ---- to get a pssh to show off your turbo.
http://internetisseriousbusiness.com

Thank you. That's all I was really looking for. I'm just trying to get some better zip and increase the mileage maybe. I'm not huge into this kind of stuff and I'm just trying to get some input. I'll check that site out.

Oh....and to the others... I did check out the sites, but you guys usually have some decent input about this kind of thing. I'm not trying to halfass anything... I just thought I might be able to score something on the cheap...

Thanks to those with valuable input....peace

the 13th round 08-20-2008 03:37 PM

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hhahahahaaha.


you guys hes looking for a reason why the internet is so serious.

turbo4life 08-20-2008 03:51 PM

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Originally Posted by 2GeclipseRST
The 2.0 n/t is a pos too.

---- a vw. Unless it's air cooled, it's garbage.

word air cooled custom turbo is the ----!!


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