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Lol youre right, Ive never taken up a new religion for a girl. Ill have to try that one some day.

Have fun getting flaming bags of ---- on your porch if your wife keeps that ---- up every year.

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i was dissapointed, my pedobear pumpkin attracted no children :(

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Got news for you Religion hasn't been taken seriously in years. it's time to move on. Enjoy Halloween and don't sweat it your not going to heavan or hell when you Die your just dead.

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looks like i got a new sig

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your wife is a ----- for a church with so many contradictions and implausible beliefs it makes me sick. i don't give a ---- what kind of live you've lived, you've lived it on your knees and at the behest of your wife. i'd rather live in a cardboard box and be my own person than have my entire belief structure dictated to me by someone else.

you lose again.

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i wish this would fit in my sig box

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When I was a kid living at home my mom made me go to church she was a Jehovahs witness. It was really hard growing up that way from the time I was 8 I knew it was all bullshit and having to go their church for years and all of them saying you know this is the truth you know this is the truth when I know for a ------- fact the world is more the 6000 years old and Jesus isn't coming back to earth in the near future to kill all evil people/non jehovahs witnesses.

And for one no god in his right mind is going to tell Abraham his one true follwer to kill his son just to show some other guy that his foller will do it Then at the last second just say hey just kidding dude but thats awesome you were really gonna do it. Thats ------- sick.
I explorered other religions to there all the same nonsense yet they all say their differant they all think they have this truth they talk about when sadly it's just a book. in 3000 years someone will probablly find a copy of the lord of the rings and think it's some holy book from a god.

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I had to go to a Jehovah's Witness church for awhile when I was young. My grandpa got into it on my dad's side then sort of got my dad into it. Although I'm positive the deal breaker for him was when he discovered he didn't have to buy birthday or Christmas presents.

My favorite part about it was the pictures in the watch tower magazines with little kids playing with lions, tigers and other predators in nature because that's how they believe god intended us to live before the "original sin". That's one wacked out group right there.


The funny thing I find about Abrahamic religions besides Judaism is they all refer to the Torah as being the original source. Then deviate on the grounds that jews are liars or people who have steered from the path that god laid out for them. That's an interesting idea because that idea assumes that god made a mistake in who he gave his word to originally and had to revise his word one or more times to finally get his point across. That's a pretty massive flaw. Exceptionally massive when we're talking about god in the Christian, Muslim and Jewish sense. If you were intending on giving your word to a people to hold, assuming you have perfect knowledge, why would you make so many errors?

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It's just horrible the way people let dogma limit there lives. Religious people will never have one true thought in their entire life.

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---- that ----... have you ever went on a military base? or off base housing? HOLY ----. I drove through there was like HUNDREDS of kids out there. every corner all you could see was tons and tons of kids.

had to be a like $100,000 in candy within those streets.