newest of the newbies
 

hi everyone.... i'm a shitty newbie. i just wanted to say hello, and aplogize in advance before i start whoring up this forum.

i'm down with DIY mechanics and think HMT is the absolute ----!! I've been a guest on this forum for long enough and want to start talking ---- along with you guys.

ask me anything.... my life is an open book.

Re:newest of the newbies
 

I accept your aplogy, dumbass.


So Dave, is your life one of those books you actually read, or just set on the shelf in the bathroom to tear the pages out of when you run out of tp?

Re:newest of the newbies
 

Why do people introduce themselves, like its an online dating service or something...
"WE'RE SO EXCITED YOU JOINED,OMG TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF!!!"

...or not! useless thread, delete

Re:newest of the newbies
 

But then he'll lose his one precious post... and he'll go and ----- it somewhere else in the forum.

Re:newest of the newbies
 

:o I wasn't expecting for you to introduce yourself like that Paul! :o

Re:newest of the newbies
 

Got any nudes of your old lady or mom?

Re:newest of the newbies
 

ROFLMAO

Re:newest of the newbies
 

a/s/l ? :-*

Re:newest of the newbies
 

Werd, but I think you misquoted, i htink I spelled it ownz not owns, comon now ;)

Re:newest of the newbies
 

Bahahaha, I got a kick out of that for some reason. :)
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