new to hmt
hey guys, whats up?
im new here, been on the site but didnt register til i saw some pics and read some hah sikcrx89, he showed me the site... i have a 1990 honda crx si, dohc zc swap aem intake, fuel rail, pressure reg. head milled, 5angle and cams with aem gears dc header to thermal exhaust act clutch and 7lb fidanza (b&m short shifter) tokico blues, h&r springs with suspension techniques 7/8 sways 05 honda ex rims, toyo proxies p06 with conversion harness and new obd1 dizzy (computer and harness thanks to marcus) im working on getting the motor rebuilt now, .20 over, tt rods, find me pistons! new rings and bearings and ill be set 14b with huge spearco fmic,custom exhaust mani, 460 rx7 injectors, no IC piping yet.. nor wastegate/bov should be fun hoping to push to like 15 psi and make some nice numbers http://i212.photobucket.com/albums/c...1/CIMG0292.jpg http://i212.photobucket.com/albums/c...1/CIMG0276.jpg http://i212.photobucket.com/albums/c...1/CIMG0669.jpg -matt |
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he should of told you how to make a proper intro
now get that bitch done and post riper vids |
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No need to list of all your parts. You have a zc which gives you half of the greatest gift from above. With time you will find out what the other half is.
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welcome. good luck w/ur build
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---- off until i see tits.
clean hatch. |
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Originally Posted by Joseph Davis
You only have one shot at impressing anyone here, don't ---- it up. Follow these instructions carefully:
1) Make an intro aka n00b post. It should consist of: - Basic info about yourself. If this info exceeds 20 words, start over. You are not that interesting. If you disagree you'd best have tits, -----, and a webcam to convince us. - Pictures of your car. Include a little information about your ride. Do not tell us about stereos, tuenar rimz, aftermarket plug wires or MSD ignition systems that don't do anything, bodykits, or how you painted the car a neon color so you could get assrammed by gay men. Under no circumstances use the term "JDM." None of these things matter, to us or anyone who has a fast car. - Post porn. Porn should comprise at least 50% of your n00b post. If you think you have failled in any of the above criteria, or you understand exactly how worthless you are to the average HMTer, then you can save your skin by posting more porn. - Fresh porn content is a must. We have all seen Raven Reilly. Porn you have made yourself is guaranteed to be fresh. Drag home strange girls every week and make them get freaky for the camera. Getting random women to pose naked or in underwear with "HMT" written on them in Magic Marker is a sure fire way to let people know you're serious about turbochargers. Is your mom a MILF, or your sister hot? - In fact, don't ever stop posting porn. Start a "{your name here}'s Porn Thread" thread in the Porn/Fab forum and update it every so often. 2) Use the search function before you ask any questions. Caveats and rules of thumb for making threads: - If you've searched, and have the slightest suspicion that your question is less than worthy, posting porn along with the question can save you. - Make sure you title the post "NSFW" when you post porn. Pissing off an admin who's surfing HMT at work is a good way to undo any good will you've done by posting the porn. 3) Some people are going to be rude to you for your first year, and/or first few hundred posts. This is normal. Advice on how to deal with this: - Do not lose your temper; while it is acceptable to be rude back, no one wants to listen to emo whiny-whiny bullshit. - You are encouraged to not be rude back unless you can do a very good job with it. - We like to see major ownage; e-stalking of myspace or photobucket accounts leaning to derogatory photoshopping/mspainting of HMTers or their loved ones, and for god's sake keep it fresh - no one wants to hear a plain jane "---- you!," you are performing for an audience so you better have some damn good lines. 4) After your first year and/or first few hundred posts, you find that a large number of people are still rude to you. You find that this does not bother you in the slightest, and in fact you like it a lot. Welcome home, brother! |
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wow i dont know what to say... haha i have no clue what you guys are talking about! hahahah orange? zc crayola???chicken? hahah well mabye i just need to stick around to find out, in which, i think i will. i liked that noob post instructions, where i realized how bad i screwed this one up. hah so thanks for all the responses, i think ill like it here.
im off to catch up on some reno 911 -matt |
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Originally Posted by yamaha6611
orange? zc crayola???chicken?
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you read it and still no porn
FAIL |
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You should also be aware of banhammer wendsdays.
You have very little time to redo your intro post or the wendsday part can be altered. :6 |
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Good thing you have that HUGE intercooler to support that 14b and the 200whp you will be making. :l
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I want to ---- your CRX.
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Originally Posted by Joseph Davis
I want to ---- your CRX.
Sell me that CRX, seriously. It's so clean. |
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hah the reason for the intercooler, hah i dont know really... im so confused with you guys! what do you mean banhammer wednesdays?!!!! do you really want porn? i dont really have any! i can link you to some...? http://www.orsm.net , http://www.yobt.com , hah i dont know! And the crx is clean, but it needs serious body work.. dents, scratches, all that, and plus its got a shitty black hood with hood pins! hah terrable, i know. im putting the hood from the hatch on it, and getting rid of the pins, and i have been trying to get ahold of some stock corners. And that hatch, is a mess... ill be parting it soon, if anyone wants dibs on clean interior parts and such.
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The CRX is junk. I'll give you a 97 integra for it.
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Originally Posted by Joseph Davis
I want to ---- your CRX.
Tis clean... Ill take dirty thirds... How fitting O0 |
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Originally Posted by yamaha6611
hah i dont know!
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Originally Posted by Joseph Davis
Well, yeah, you are a n00b. Your attitude doesn't suck so we've been friendly so far... just beware, some of the guys like to flame you as an initiation sort of thing. I am, however, confident I can make them leave you alone if you give me the CRX.
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hahahah wonderful, yea i wont get mad if you dont like my car, and integras are too common. i am although, a noob. funny ---- though guys i laugh every time i get on here, good place.
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Originally Posted by yamaha6611
yea i wont get mad if you dont like my car
If they do, they will be promptly "dealt" with. |
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