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d16forlife 11-20-2003 08:12 PM

nanny for rent on Ebay?.....wtf!
 
My wife found this ;)
http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll...category=50340

Dr.Boost 11-20-2003 08:16 PM

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Is that legal? We should all bid the ---- out of it!! :D
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d16forlife 11-20-2003 08:35 PM

Re:nanny for rent on Ebay?.....wtf!
 
Yeah Doc but Id hate to be stuck with and old hag for a year if I win..lol

Dr.Boost 11-20-2003 08:37 PM

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We should ask for pictures. Maybe she's a hottie? :-*
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d16forlife 11-20-2003 08:40 PM

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Yeah huh.We should but she probably looks like that old lady in the holloween post I had a while back :-X......dont make me bring that back!

Dr.Boost 11-20-2003 09:13 PM

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Yeah, please don't bring that back. :-X

I was watching "Viva La Bam" the other night and they ordered a "mail order bride" for one of the guys. It was some funny ----. The chick turned out to be super hot. I signed up for a Russian hottie today. ;D I love the accent. I know this girl from Russia that has that accent and it is such a turn on. If she didn't have such a big ass I might hit it, plus she is a lesbian. ::)

Anyways, check out these chicks :)
http://www.anastasiaweb.com/

I want one. Just imagine, she can't understand you and you can't understand her. She is at your command and can't leave you and can't do anything stupid to jeopardize the "relationship". She has to be a good little ----- and even if she talked back, you can't understand her so it won't matter. When I turn 30, I'm all over this ----. I hope it's still around. :)



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d16forlife 11-20-2003 09:35 PM

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Haha.Doc you crack me up.Just find your self a good American women(any race just american).
I my self find accent anoying.If they cant understand you and you cant understand them then it would be kind of hot in a primative kind of way.But those heavy accents....and that "how you say".... god thats anoying.lol

Dr.Boost 11-20-2003 09:45 PM

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Eh, American woman are sluts(no offense to the American female memebrs here ;D). I have seen enough of them to know they are no good. They all cheat and lie and that is something I can't stand. I'd rather get punched in the face and kicked in the balls than get cheated on. I have yet to meet a trustworthy girl. My last girlfriend cheated on me like 7 times. No ----, 7 times. I'm still finding out about new ones everyday. >:( ------- slut. She evn told me about a few of them, DIRECTLY TO MY FACE with a smile on her face. I threw that bitch out of my house as fast as I could.......what were we talking about? ??? ;)
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d16forlife 11-20-2003 09:53 PM

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I dont think its just american women.I think moral standards for the younger generation are a lot lower.Im 28 and there is a big diference with the way young women act now days.they seem to of have lost all respect for themselves.Its all this lezbo crazy ---- you see on MTV and all over TV in general.
Dont feel bad we all get cheated on.i was wooped on a chick for 4 years that drug me through the emotional ringer.I can sadly say I know how it feels to be cheated on.Ill take that kick in the balls instead of being cheated on as well.

Dr.Boost 11-20-2003 10:02 PM

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Yeah, but if I got a Russian chick and she cheated on me I could send her ass back and get a refund. ;D I have noticed a lot of lesbian influence from TV. I think gorls do that to get attention from guys because guys flock to that ----. I have seen so many girls kiss and fondle each other just for attention. That whole "Girls gone wild" thing happens here every year. You can go down to the beach and watch girls eating each other out. It's crazy. I think I'm going to sift through all the women I can until I find one that I can trust. It's going to be a while................... ::)
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Reddy 11-20-2003 10:14 PM

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The mail order bride thing is a scam. The one DJ tried it and the bitch took all his money and went back to Russia. Its all a trick to ---- you outta your money. Your better off sticking to the lower standard american girls, just ---- em' and chuck em'

Dr.Boost 11-20-2003 10:20 PM

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God damn it. My one sure thing is shot to hell. >:( ----, you can't trust any of them. If it has a vagina, it's evil. >:( I'm just going to commit myself to god and be celebent(sp). Maybe I'll just slam my nuts in a door jamb and stop thinking about girls. :-[ Problem solved. :)
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Reddy 11-20-2003 10:24 PM

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It is hard to trust something that bleeds for 5 days and doesn't die

d16forlife 11-20-2003 10:27 PM

Re:nanny for rent on Ebay?.....wtf!
 
No no no no doc we cant loose you.Just play there game.Be patiant.get as much vagina as you can now couse when you get maried itll be the same one for a while.You may think banging lots of chicks gets old but you dont know old till your maried.Dont get me wrong I have a great marige life and I never get denied sex.......but for some reason when your maried chicks ALLWAYS FLIRT WITH YOU.I dont know if its just me but I think I COULD get more play now than when I was single.*in homer simpson voice*"DAMM YOU JEVUS!"
But I would NEVER cheat on my wife though.

MikeJ-2009 11-21-2003 12:03 AM

Re:nanny for rent on Ebay?.....wtf!
 
Dr Boost is a true man!!! Bring em' here, don't say ----, be a good little -----, talk back.....go back. ;) That's the greatest.
Get one, Boost! You can make money by renting her out on the weekends! :D That would help cover the cost of when you gotta send that hoe back to Russia.
Haha, me and my friends talked about going down to the local ghetto and picking up a prostitute on the same night we were gonna have a party. We were going to mistreat her and tell her to, "shut your cum dumpster, bitch" in front of everyone that thought she was just some slut at the party. Then we all get drunk and gangbang her. rofl. (Butthead Voice) "That would be cool." ;)

sohcrxsi 11-21-2003 07:06 AM

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Originally Posted by Whitey
The mail order bride thing is a scam. The one DJ tried it and the bitch took all his money and went back to Russia. Its all a trick to ---- you outta your money. Your better off sticking to the lower standard american girls, just ---- em' and chuck em'

i think there was a movie about this, i dont remember the name though

Blondee 11-21-2003 11:37 AM

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Dr Boost...I feel bad for you that you've gotten the short end of the stick by so many chicks. Really though, I have a hard time disagreeing with what you guys are saying about girls. Sadly, I don't know any girls any more that have any kind of moral standards what so ever. They do all lie, and cheat, and back stab. Even the girls I grew up in church with have all fallen. And what pisses me off even more is that I know I get ---- for having morals at all. What's up with that?! So I'm not a -----, and that's a problem to people! Does that sound backwards to anyone else? I don't lie...I can't lie. And I HATE liars. As much as I hate cheaters. But...kharma is a real thing and what goes around, comes around! That's why revenge isn't necessary in my book!!! Anyway guys...good luck with women...they suck! ;)

Dr.Boost 11-21-2003 04:46 PM

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It's pretty bad when you have a girl that agrees with the things we say. :-\ A good friend of mine was with this girl for years and years. He was so happy with her and they had a strong relationship. He came down and told everybody he was getting married and he was so happy about it. He started planning things out and planned on buying a house out here. He even bought her a brand new Jeep Cherakee(sp). She ended up telling him that she had been cheating on him. He was so crushed. You would never suspect this girl to cheat on him, or anybody she was with. She seemed like the nicest girl you could ever meet. I don't know how you could do that to someone you claimed to love. I have seen married woman with kids have sex with my friends. It makes me sick. Why even get married. What's the point? I always thought that when you get married you are commiting yourself to that person and cherish them and only them. I guess it means nothing these days.

No Blondee, having morals isn't wrong. It's just uncommon. Nobody cares anymore. Girls nowadays have people like Britney Spears and Christina Agulara to look up to. We all know they will be good role models for our children. ::)
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hotrex 11-21-2003 08:01 PM

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singin songs about fingerblasting themselves and what not, i personally would pay 60,000 to ---- her until my cock fell off. if you hired her as a live in ------- post , think how many times youd need to nut in order to get your moneys worth

Lordrandall 11-24-2003 05:01 PM

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Retired non-smoking female teacher

Key word here. :)


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