yeah and one day me and my mom were tlakin ---- to each other just ------- around and she busts out with well me and your father got drunk from green beer on st paties day

and i was shocked and i asked so i was a mistake and she said no just not planed ahh well shes moving to key west the 8th and i get the house so....
PARTY!

 

Ha ha good story to tell I guess.So are you legal now?Its 21 in the US right?Congrats go get drunk and make a scene.

 

dont forget to post pics of drunk ***** rep for hmt

 

your parents dont love you, just liked having you for tax purposes

 

o with out a doubt this week end

siunds bout right they were hippies

 

but you're still a bitch.

 

If they were hippies they would have axed you with a coat hanger. lol. Happy birthday, and good job on snaggin their house. Change the locks when they leave.

 

damn it can you fix the title, its realy bugging me. anyway so are you saying its your bday?