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my new analogy...waitin for kain to nsfw this

alright fuckers. im drunk. yeah, its a monday night, but i just kepot drinkin and now im drunk. bud light own3s me. who ------ cares. anways...so im only making this one post. :P i might make a few because im not ready to pass out....just yet. anyways-

i am watching ameriacan choppers (orange county choppers) on the discovery channel and i made this new analogy.

homemadeturbo.com = OCC is to kain = mikey

whata think?

i mean it makes complete sense.
mikey is the trash man, the tool bitch, the phone boy...everything but doing the accuall work. doesnt this describe kain to a T!!! :-\

sorry kain. 8)

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Acctually, Mikey might be fun to talk to though. :-\

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ROFL!!!! Classic. Good point drunk ass ;)

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Originally Posted by Stealthmode

Acctually, Mikey might be fun to talk to though. :-\

he is. i met him in mytrle beach. hold on, i might be able to find his bike, a picture i took.

edit:
thats right, i lost those pictures when some dumb ---- decided to crash my computer.
please refer to "i need someone to build me a virus" thread.

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so if HMT was the porn industry sccaeg would be jenna jameson

you -----

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Originally Posted by Rx7toStarion

so if HMT was the porn industry sccaeg would be jenna jameson

you -----

thats an exelent analogy.
i would rather be pam anderson though. she has nice tits. im a tits man. i love tits.

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But you gotta have a nice ass to go with some nice tits, i vote for jenny mccarthy ;D always liked her

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you wrote that ---- wrong, you're supposed to write it like this:

kain:hmt::mikey:occ

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or in dumbass terms:

kain is to HMT as mikey is to OCC
;)

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exactly.

dam kyle, i thought you were a ------ canadian. what do you know about english?

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Yeah, Kain's a bitch. but he can post porn like nobody's business

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Originally Posted by 45psi

Yeah, Kain's a bitch. but he can post porn like nobody's business

I haven't seen any from him in a while. :-\

::looks around for kain::
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Originally Posted by sccaeg

exactly.

dam kyle, i thought you were a ------ canadian. what do you know about english?

canadian? you need to check yourself, I'm right by mexico, very far from canada.

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He's drunk, what do you expect 8) He's probably confusing you with Travis or Spencer (I wonder how that ahole's cars doing..)

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Originally Posted by 45psi

Yeah, Kain's a bitch. but he can post porn like nobody's business

I haven't seen any from him in a while. :-\

::looks around for kain::

kain lost the job to kyle

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Originally Posted by BlackDragon

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Originally Posted by Dr.Boost

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Originally Posted by 45psi

Yeah, Kain's a bitch. but he can post porn like nobody's business

I haven't seen any from him in a while. :-\

::looks around for kain::

kain lost the job to kyle

I've just been trying to make up for kain's short-comings

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You've got it wrong dude, Mikey is the ----. He can ---- around all day long, DO NOTHING, talk ---- to everyone, everyone has his back, EVERYBODY LIKES HIM ;) and he can do no wrong in his father's eyes whilst Paul Jr. always gets ---- on by Paul Sr.

Mikey is like the Ambassador's kid; the laws don't apply to him because he has diplomatic immunity. 8)

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my dad said i was a mistake and he said he would be happier if i never existed.

i dont think i make a good comparrison to mikey. becuase people dont make fun of him. he just horseplays.

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Originally Posted by kain

my dad said i was a mistake and he said he would be happier if i never existed.

i dont think i make a good comparrison to mikey. becuase people dont make fun of him. he just horseplays.

Man if my old man ever said that to me, I'd shatter his cheekbone and then follow it up with a swift kick in the junk and a ---- you for good measure. ;D

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dam, i was trashed last night. :P
once again, i woke up 100% fine. lol my wife came home at about 930 from work, i give her a kiss like always, and she was like, dam, you been drinking tonite. LOL. i was trashed.

at the time, i was watching amerian choppers, and it was the episode where mikey gets his truck stuck in the LAKE, and paul sr.'s friend gets his big ass dodge to go pull him out. and the ---- was just funny as hell at the time, and i was like holy ----. this is kain, 100%

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Originally Posted by 45psi

Yeah, Kain's a bitch. but he can post porn like nobody's business

if im a bitch, so is your mom.

and yes i can post porn like no other.

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Kain is the NSFW king, Kyle is right behind him ;) Kain, post some porn on this thread so we know you still have it in ya!

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Originally Posted by Paul99EX

Kain is the NSFW king, Kyle is right behind him ;) Kain, post some porn on this thread so we know you still have it in ya!

i think we should have a competition :)

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please, post porn if you wish!

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