My HMT "beat the shit outta someone stick"
 

Well I'm sure everyone has heard/though about how good a golf club without the head on it to be used as a weapon. I have played golf for years and yesterday me and a buddy went to a local driving range at a casino (the reno hilton) and hit balls into their man made lake. I usually drive 275-310 yards and yesterday I was really killing them, then out of nowhere my $300 nike driver's head flew off into the lake. Great I said....but onto the fun....I came home and was playing with the super light but strong graphite shaft and though "damn that would be a kick ass beating stick".....Then a friend said how he had put a bolt in the end of one for a weighted tip. I found a lugnut, one of the ones that uses a key and slipped in on till it wouldnt go any farther and then just twisted my ass off to thread it on. Then added some "seal-all", then cut the extra end. Now I have the best, beat-the------out-of-a-robber-stick ever. Just holding it makes you want to hit something, which I did out back, the back window of a spare DA blew up in 1 hit, totally destroyed it lol.....Only problem is it seems like it would easily be lethal :o

Some big pics
http://is.rely.net/1-1116-30103-l-IS...yK42ZLXRJA.jpg
http://is.rely.net/1-1116-30104-l-h5...Lw9IudZ4OQ.jpg

Re: My HMT "beat the shit outta someone stick"
 

it needs something bigger on the end....like a shovel head

then it can be your beat women to death and bury them stick.

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Good to hear someone else on HMT plays some golf, oh and Nike drivers suck Ping owns you ;)

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Golf is great, I used to play competitivley when I was 12-16 but now just to have fun. I used to own a complete Ping set and a complete Callaway set, but when I moved out my mom got the great idea to give them away, so I remade a set on a budget. The nike was hard to get used to, way too much flex for my hard swing, resulting in lots of hook, but its been replaced with a Titleist....VERY nice :)

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I've got $10 shipped. ;)

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$10 and some LSD stickers ;)

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I could give him more LSD stickers than you, busta. ;D

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ive got $10 and pics of steve's wife naked.

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Stealth you drive a hard bargain, but Mike is gonna take it home with that addition of some stickers ;)

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I retract my previous statement, Sold to FooK! ;)

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That is some dirty ass carpet... Mind me asking where you live?

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LOL that even got a laugh out of me, I live in Reno, Nevada....If youve never heard of it, its a pretty nice city, everyone from Cali is moving here. Its a very nice house, just took the pic in my "parts room".

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Its true, my parents house that they bought in Reno 2 years ago for $310K just appraised for $740K, 3000 sq feet. Oh, and the Hilton Aquagolf is the ----, I've lost a club head in there too though.

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Ya no ----, in the last 3 years the prices in reno have trippled, poor people are now rich, its amazing......I think im the only HMT member in a city of 300k people, and ya thats right ive been here for years biatch lol....when I was first a member I remember when the only way to go turbo was make your own adapter plate, and that was still in the first stages, there was no chipping, bigger injectors etc....it was fmu, adapter plate, flex pipe and blow your motor lol

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I used to be HMT member #2, but I just moved to go to college. There isnt even a dyno anywhere in reno is there? I think the nearest one is in Carson.

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There is now, at "force fed racing" which is a total bs import shop....i feel better tuning with a wb

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You should go test it out on a bum, see how well it works.

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Damn that just hurts looking at it. I'd shoot myself and die rather then feeling the pain and living after being whacked with that pain pole. :'(

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thats what she said

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That's the sort of tool that turns a good old misdemeanor assbeating into a felony. Use as last resort, and as Pesci said in Casino, make sure you already have the grave dug in advance.

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Ya its my defend my room/house incase I was to ever be robbed, if you rob me and I beat you with a pole, at least I didnt shoot you right?

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With the way that thing looks, I think I might rather be shot :-X

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I think I'd rather shoot somebody. It's more satisfying, and then you can post up pictures of the massive pools of blood to HT with the title "why not to ---- with HMTers."

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talking about weapon, this is what we use at work, 24 inch machete :

https://images.channeladvisor.com/Se...s/CS97AM24.jpg

whoever the ---- trying to rob me is asking their hand/dick/balls/ to be chopped off.

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haha, i saw those on eBay for like, $10 i think. Work well then? :P

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yup i got it for even less, i think they are 5 bucks each LOL, it`s pretty tough for what it is, chops through an inch thick wooden board easily.

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if you play golf id rather you shoot me cuz then i have a chance of you missing or it just skimming me but with that one good wack to the face and ur done. plus in close combat you can keep them at bay and still beable to hit them and b safe. and if you ever have another headless stick weld nails to it >:D

Re: My HMT "beat the shit outta someone stick"
 

Your club is missing blood.

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looks sick man, now go kill hotrex, fook, and frank with it

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There is already blood on the floor of his ex next to her pink slipper.


Pfft...not heard of Reno. Reno 911 put you guys on the map. lOL. ;) ;D


JP

Re: My HMT "beat the shit outta someone stick"
 

i use my jack rod

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Trade it for a sawed off pool cue. the thick end of course or maybe a tire thump that truck drivers use. A t-ball bat is awsome. O0