Tom-Guy

It was given to me. I tried to trade it for her clunky 40Gb Photo which she uses maybe 2Gb of, but was denied. Being confident in my masculinity and able to rail bitches who don't trim their bushes into the shape of menorahs I said ---- it and used it.

ekd16wantsboost

i just had a baby about a month ago..pretty much un expected..i was stressing at first to..its not that bad as long as you dont mind being on no sleep because a screaming baby woke you up to change a diaper full of steamy ----..


honestly...the baby is not the worst part..you will love the kid more than anything in the world.


worst part...as soon as that baby pops out...the babies momma mutates into the biggest bitch in the whole world.this mutation styarts taking place with in these next few months..you will notice it..
and you have to pay the bitch if you dont wanna be with her..

world would be such a better place when females are only needed to ----..NOT reproduce

RotaryGeek

na jd she told me by phone becuase i work at a prison and its just shy of impossible to reach me there and she was really excited. she called me as soon as i was off and told me. she had already told my dad, which i was greatful for cuz it was hard enough to tell my mom.

NIGn0g

You guys need to know put a condom! Like with cars: security before pleasure!

The same ---- happend to my brother, so I don't want to be in that trouble...

I forgot: good luck! Hope everything goes good for you!

USS

Congrats. As long as your girlfriend isn't a money grubbing she-witch you'll be just fine :P

Ravage70

So your saying, as long as she's either a vegetable or has the IQ of a lab rat?
Good luck...

RotaryGeek

Well she doesn't make much, and i don't expect her to keep working the whole time.... but she isn't a money grubbing ----- either. She doesn't hurt for anything though.

RotaryGeek

Im gunna be a daddy...

SkunT

my wife told me over the phone too. I came home from Okinawa for an emergency and she was too excited.

RG, just look at it with a different attitude. it will all work out for the best. Just make the best of the situation.

raiden571

agreed and dont get married. the kid will grow up and leave you. the woman can make you miserable the rest of your life. some times its better to just jump off the train at full speed instead of letting it slow down 10 years down the road. keep that in mind
you can be a good father and NOT be a husband