My date last night
11-22-2006, 08:25 AM
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My date last night
So i'm getting engaged to a military chic this weekend so I decided to have one last night of free-for-all fun.
I have been going to this little coffee house downtown for weeks and the waitress is always very flirty. So last night I stoped by and asked her if she wanted to catch a movie when she got off. I gave her my phone number and @ 9pm I got a call.
We watched Borat, it was some funny ----. Then I ask her if back to my place but she insisted we go to hers. We started drinking wine and the next thing I know we were drunk and I was in the sack with her.
The chic was wild. This morning we woke up and went at it again. Afterwards we were just lying around chatting in bed. We started talking about our hobbies and stuff. I had drivin the Camry last night becuase I don't drive the sol in the rain. Anyway the subject of Hondas came up and she hates hondas. I just told her that sucks and got to the next conversation.
An hour or so went by and she got in the shower. I proceded to take a dump on her bed and and left a note that said "hondas don't suck" next to it and left. I changed my phone number on the way home.
I'd say I left the single life with a bang.
I have been going to this little coffee house downtown for weeks and the waitress is always very flirty. So last night I stoped by and asked her if she wanted to catch a movie when she got off. I gave her my phone number and @ 9pm I got a call.
We watched Borat, it was some funny ----. Then I ask her if back to my place but she insisted we go to hers. We started drinking wine and the next thing I know we were drunk and I was in the sack with her.
The chic was wild. This morning we woke up and went at it again. Afterwards we were just lying around chatting in bed. We started talking about our hobbies and stuff. I had drivin the Camry last night becuase I don't drive the sol in the rain. Anyway the subject of Hondas came up and she hates hondas. I just told her that sucks and got to the next conversation.
An hour or so went by and she got in the shower. I proceded to take a dump on her bed and and left a note that said "hondas don't suck" next to it and left. I changed my phone number on the way home.
I'd say I left the single life with a bang.
11-22-2006, 08:40 AM
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Re: My date last night
Originally Posted by bitchasscracker
you are a *** becouse after you wax'ed her you sat in bed and had a cuddly talk. any real man would have left 5 seconds after.
