my birthday today
11-16-2005, 12:48 PM
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Re: my birthday today
Originally Posted by 45psi
24 years mother *******.
no kids
no diseases
no felonies
no credit card
no kids
no diseases
no felonies
no credit card
no diseases=good
no felonies=How did you manage that one?
no credit card=You're better off without one. Credit cards are the devil.
Happy birthday.
BTW, why am I not on your vouche list? I've bought/sold several different things to/from you.
How many flywheels did you buy from me? :P__________________
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11-16-2005, 04:35 PM
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Re: my birthday today
Thanks for the replies guys.
like i said last year, its not a good birthday unless the shirt you wore to the bar is ruined from your own vomit.
we went to this bar, where i started talking to these two bitches. i was playing the "it's my birthday" card. free drinks were coming from every direction. i kept trying to get them to come back to my shack for a 3 way, but the less pretty of the two just wouldnt bite. i was saying ---- like "its ok girl, you just hold the camera, you dont even have to get naked" but she wasnt having it so i left with her freind. the homies, me and the girl went to another bar, and from there on out, its pretty blurry.
upon waking up this morning, my head hurts, the girl i got from the bar wasnt as hot as the beer said she was, and my shirt is on the front porch reeking of stomach acid and alcohol. Christ i hate tequila
like i said last year, its not a good birthday unless the shirt you wore to the bar is ruined from your own vomit.
we went to this bar, where i started talking to these two bitches. i was playing the "it's my birthday" card. free drinks were coming from every direction. i kept trying to get them to come back to my shack for a 3 way, but the less pretty of the two just wouldnt bite. i was saying ---- like "its ok girl, you just hold the camera, you dont even have to get naked" but she wasnt having it so i left with her freind. the homies, me and the girl went to another bar, and from there on out, its pretty blurry.
upon waking up this morning, my head hurts, the girl i got from the bar wasnt as hot as the beer said she was, and my shirt is on the front porch reeking of stomach acid and alcohol. Christ i hate tequila
11-16-2005, 04:40 PM
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Re: my birthday today
Sounds like a fun night! 
I hate it when beer lies to me. 
Last time it lied to me was when I fell off the roof. It said "It's totally safe to be up here and you've had enough redbull that even if you fall you can rely on your wings to fly back up.". :1 I think I might have broken my wings during the fall? 
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Originally Posted by 45psi
the girl i got from the bar wasnt as hot as the beer said she was,
Last time it lied to me was when I fell off the roof. It said "It's totally safe to be up here and you've had enough redbull that even if you fall you can rely on your wings to fly back up.". :1 I think I might have broken my wings during the fall? __________________
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11-16-2005, 04:43 PM
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Re: my birthday today
Originally Posted by Dr.Boost
Sounds like a fun night!
I hate it when beer lies to me. Last time it lied to me was when I fell off the roof. It said "It's totally safe to be up here and you've had enough redbull that even if you fall you can rely on your wings to fly back up.". :1 I think I might have broken my wings during the fall?
Originally Posted by 45psi
the girl i got from the bar wasnt as hot as the beer said she was,
Last time it lied to me was when I fell off the roof. It said "It's totally safe to be up here and you've had enough redbull that even if you fall you can rely on your wings to fly back up.". :1 I think I might have broken my wings during the fall? http://www.ebaumsworld.com/alcoholwarnings.shtml
11-17-2005, 11:22 PM
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Re: my birthday today
Originally Posted by 45psi
Thanks for the replies guys.
like i said last year, its not a good birthday unless the shirt you wore to the bar is ruined from your own vomit.
we went to this bar, where i started talking to these two bitches. i was playing the "it's my birthday" card. free drinks were coming from every direction. i kept trying to get them to come back to my shack for a 3 way, but the less pretty of the two just wouldnt bite. i was saying ---- like "its ok girl, you just hold the camera, you dont even have to get naked" but she wasnt having it so i left with her freind. the homies, me and the girl went to another bar, and from there on out, its pretty blurry.
upon waking up this morning, my head hurts, the girl i got from the bar wasnt as hot as the beer said she was, and my shirt is on the front porch reeking of stomach acid and alcohol. Christ i hate tequila
like i said last year, its not a good birthday unless the shirt you wore to the bar is ruined from your own vomit.
we went to this bar, where i started talking to these two bitches. i was playing the "it's my birthday" card. free drinks were coming from every direction. i kept trying to get them to come back to my shack for a 3 way, but the less pretty of the two just wouldnt bite. i was saying ---- like "its ok girl, you just hold the camera, you dont even have to get naked" but she wasnt having it so i left with her freind. the homies, me and the girl went to another bar, and from there on out, its pretty blurry.
upon waking up this morning, my head hurts, the girl i got from the bar wasnt as hot as the beer said she was, and my shirt is on the front porch reeking of stomach acid and alcohol. Christ i hate tequila
HAPPY BIRTHDAY BTW
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