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45psi 11-15-2005 09:32 PM

my birthday today
 
24 years mother fuckers.

no kids
no diseases
no felonies
no credit card

things are looking good.


im going to get drunk, call some hoes, and have no memory tomorrow morning.

Reddy 11-15-2005 09:34 PM

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Originally Posted by 45psi
no credit card


At 24 maybe its time you started thinking about building credit :P


Happy Birthday fuckface ;)

FooK 11-15-2005 09:41 PM

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happy bday gangsta.

90dx 11-15-2005 09:44 PM

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Sounds like your doing pretty good.Happy birthday.

djfob 11-15-2005 09:45 PM

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have a good one, having no credit is better than having bad credit :P

tranceminister 11-15-2005 09:48 PM

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Happy Birthday Colten. Free ecu on my :D ;)

nyc86zc 11-15-2005 09:50 PM

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Happy Birthday ---- Ass. ;)

AgentMurdoc 11-15-2005 09:52 PM

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happy birthday mang!

90accordIHI 11-15-2005 09:53 PM

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go ---- yourself




























by that i mean happy birthday

leed 11-15-2005 10:37 PM

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Happy Birthday ------.

Donald125 11-15-2005 10:46 PM

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Happy Birthday Colten :D
well i couldn`t find the link so here`s the lyric :P

Birthday rap by MC Chris

"Go robot, it's your birthday
Go robot, it's your birthday

You're one year older, one year wiser,
Rock 'n roll star, king, czar, and a kaiser.
A room full of friends, a mouth full of cake,
Every present is for you and it feels pretty great.
You're the man of the hour, the V.I.P.
You get the first slice of the p-i-e,
But first blow out the candles and make a wish.
Put a smile on, cuz it's your birthday, bitch!

Go robot, it's your birthday
Go robot, it's your birthday"




dragon 11-15-2005 10:49 PM

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Originally Posted by FooK
happy bday gangsta.


thorH 11-15-2005 10:57 PM

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happy b-day colten...you non-title having person

stillnoturbo 11-15-2005 11:47 PM

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Have a colt 45 for me Colten and think of me when your banging some nasty fat chick from having mad beer goggles. 8)

Ravage70 11-15-2005 11:56 PM

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happy birthday numbnuts

spoon fed 11-16-2005 01:29 AM

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hopefully you don't wake up with any of the things you listed eaither :P

Herpes would be a gift that keeps giving...right hotsex :-* j/k

happy birthday nigglet

hatrack48 11-16-2005 07:50 AM

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colten your still in puberty h/bday there young one

HondaTuner 11-16-2005 08:08 AM

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happy birthday bro.

idiot-stick 11-16-2005 08:24 AM

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Happy birthday man. :S

USS 11-16-2005 08:30 AM

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Happy bday man, hope everything went well :P

BLACKSI 11-16-2005 09:56 AM

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happy birthday

Beau

70Challenger 11-16-2005 09:59 AM

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Happy Birthday

mycrx 11-16-2005 10:50 AM

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haha happy bday day hoe i didnt even know it was your birthday when i was talking to you on the phone haha. hapy tokn

Semnos 11-16-2005 11:01 AM

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Damnn already 24..?
Happy B-day man..sorry i'm late :(

Dr.Boost 11-16-2005 12:48 PM

Re: my birthday today
 

Originally Posted by 45psi
24 years mother fuckers.

no kids
no diseases
no felonies
no credit card

No kids=good
no diseases=good
no felonies=How did you manage that one? ???
no credit card=You're better off without one. Credit cards are the devil. >:D


Happy birthday.

BTW, why am I not on your vouche list? I've bought/sold several different things to/from you. ??? How many flywheels did you buy from me? :P
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R-MAK 11-16-2005 12:52 PM

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happy birthday jail bird 8)

45psi 11-16-2005 04:35 PM

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Thanks for the replies guys.

like i said last year, its not a good birthday unless the shirt you wore to the bar is ruined from your own vomit.

we went to this bar, where i started talking to these two bitches. i was playing the "it's my birthday" card. free drinks were coming from every direction. i kept trying to get them to come back to my shack for a 3 way, but the less pretty of the two just wouldnt bite. i was saying ---- like "its ok girl, you just hold the camera, you dont even have to get naked" but she wasnt having it so i left with her freind. the homies, me and the girl went to another bar, and from there on out, its pretty blurry.

upon waking up this morning, my head hurts, the girl i got from the bar wasnt as hot as the beer said she was, and my shirt is on the front porch reeking of stomach acid and alcohol. Christ i hate tequila

Dr.Boost 11-16-2005 04:40 PM

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Sounds like a fun night! :D



Originally Posted by 45psi
the girl i got from the bar wasnt as hot as the beer said she was,

I hate it when beer lies to me. :7 Last time it lied to me was when I fell off the roof. It said "It's totally safe to be up here and you've had enough redbull that even if you fall you can rely on your wings to fly back up.". :1 I think I might have broken my wings during the fall? :X
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HondaTuner 11-16-2005 04:43 PM

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Originally Posted by Dr.Boost
Sounds like a fun night! :D



Originally Posted by 45psi
the girl i got from the bar wasnt as hot as the beer said she was,

I hate it when beer lies to me. :7 Last time it lied to me was when I fell off the roof. It said "It's totally safe to be up here and you've had enough redbull that even if you fall you can rely on your wings to fly back up.". :1 I think I might have broken my wings during the fall? :X

http://www.ebaumsworld.com/flash/coronas.html
http://www.ebaumsworld.com/alcoholwarnings.shtml

JEG 11-17-2005 11:22 PM

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Originally Posted by 45psi
Thanks for the replies guys.

like i said last year, its not a good birthday unless the shirt you wore to the bar is ruined from your own vomit.

we went to this bar, where i started talking to these two bitches. i was playing the "it's my birthday" card. free drinks were coming from every direction. i kept trying to get them to come back to my shack for a 3 way, but the less pretty of the two just wouldnt bite. i was saying ---- like "its ok girl, you just hold the camera, you dont even have to get naked" but she wasnt having it so i left with her freind. the homies, me and the girl went to another bar, and from there on out, its pretty blurry.

upon waking up this morning, my head hurts, the girl i got from the bar wasnt as hot as the beer said she was, and my shirt is on the front porch reeking of stomach acid and alcohol. Christ i hate tequila

Coulda been better but overall sounds like fun to me.

HAPPY BIRTHDAY BTW


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