my birthday today
24 years mother fuckers.
no kids no diseases no felonies no credit card things are looking good. im going to get drunk, call some hoes, and have no memory tomorrow morning. |
Re: my birthday today
Originally Posted by 45psi
no credit card
At 24 maybe its time you started thinking about building credit :P Happy Birthday fuckface ;) |
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happy bday gangsta.
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Sounds like your doing pretty good.Happy birthday.
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have a good one, having no credit is better than having bad credit :P
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Happy Birthday Colten. Free ecu on my :D ;)
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Happy Birthday ---- Ass. ;)
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happy birthday mang!
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go ---- yourself
by that i mean happy birthday |
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Happy Birthday ------.
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Happy Birthday Colten :D
well i couldn`t find the link so here`s the lyric :P Birthday rap by MC Chris "Go robot, it's your birthday Go robot, it's your birthday You're one year older, one year wiser, Rock 'n roll star, king, czar, and a kaiser. A room full of friends, a mouth full of cake, Every present is for you and it feels pretty great. You're the man of the hour, the V.I.P. You get the first slice of the p-i-e, But first blow out the candles and make a wish. Put a smile on, cuz it's your birthday, bitch! Go robot, it's your birthday Go robot, it's your birthday" |
Re: my birthday today
Originally Posted by FooK
happy bday gangsta.
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happy b-day colten...you non-title having person
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Have a colt 45 for me Colten and think of me when your banging some nasty fat chick from having mad beer goggles. 8)
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happy birthday numbnuts
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hopefully you don't wake up with any of the things you listed eaither :P
Herpes would be a gift that keeps giving...right hotsex :-* j/k happy birthday nigglet |
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colten your still in puberty h/bday there young one
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happy birthday bro.
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Happy birthday man. :S
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Happy bday man, hope everything went well :P
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happy birthday
Beau |
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Happy Birthday
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haha happy bday day hoe i didnt even know it was your birthday when i was talking to you on the phone haha. hapy tokn
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Damnn already 24..?
Happy B-day man..sorry i'm late :( |
Re: my birthday today
Originally Posted by 45psi
24 years mother fuckers.
no kids no diseases no felonies no credit card no diseases=good no felonies=How did you manage that one? ??? no credit card=You're better off without one. Credit cards are the devil. >:D Happy birthday. BTW, why am I not on your vouche list? I've bought/sold several different things to/from you. ??? How many flywheels did you buy from me? :P __________________ Best Car Insurance | Auto Protection Today | FREE Trade-In Quote |
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happy birthday jail bird 8)
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Re: my birthday today
Thanks for the replies guys.
like i said last year, its not a good birthday unless the shirt you wore to the bar is ruined from your own vomit. we went to this bar, where i started talking to these two bitches. i was playing the "it's my birthday" card. free drinks were coming from every direction. i kept trying to get them to come back to my shack for a 3 way, but the less pretty of the two just wouldnt bite. i was saying ---- like "its ok girl, you just hold the camera, you dont even have to get naked" but she wasnt having it so i left with her freind. the homies, me and the girl went to another bar, and from there on out, its pretty blurry. upon waking up this morning, my head hurts, the girl i got from the bar wasnt as hot as the beer said she was, and my shirt is on the front porch reeking of stomach acid and alcohol. Christ i hate tequila |
Re: my birthday today
Sounds like a fun night! :D
Originally Posted by 45psi
the girl i got from the bar wasnt as hot as the beer said she was,
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Re: my birthday today
Originally Posted by Dr.Boost
Sounds like a fun night! :D
Originally Posted by 45psi
the girl i got from the bar wasnt as hot as the beer said she was,
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Re: my birthday today
Originally Posted by 45psi
Thanks for the replies guys.
like i said last year, its not a good birthday unless the shirt you wore to the bar is ruined from your own vomit. we went to this bar, where i started talking to these two bitches. i was playing the "it's my birthday" card. free drinks were coming from every direction. i kept trying to get them to come back to my shack for a 3 way, but the less pretty of the two just wouldnt bite. i was saying ---- like "its ok girl, you just hold the camera, you dont even have to get naked" but she wasnt having it so i left with her freind. the homies, me and the girl went to another bar, and from there on out, its pretty blurry. upon waking up this morning, my head hurts, the girl i got from the bar wasnt as hot as the beer said she was, and my shirt is on the front porch reeking of stomach acid and alcohol. Christ i hate tequila HAPPY BIRTHDAY BTW |
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