Mom walked in...
07-19-2004, 01:57 PM
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Re:Mom walked in...
Your mom should be cool, just tell her anything remotely beleavable and she'll settle with it.
LIKE !!!
When I was 17 I brought this chick home that I had "beat down" at her house. No one was home. So we start "getting it on" and I pull-out and stick it in her ***. I'm loving it, and the chick is sorta yelling while getting pounded. SO We get finsihed, get dressed, and as I walk her out to her car when, I reallize the TV is on. She leaves and I come back inside, and my mom is sitting in the living room, and says " Who was that ?" I said, " that's Tylers girl-friend ( Tyler being my best friend ), she and Tyler are having some problems and she wanted to talk to me". Never heard anything else about it, until the chick started being there more and more. Then my mom was like, " I thought that was Tyler's G/F..??". I was like, " well they have lots of problems, hehe". My mom just smiled. I was a **** and my mom knew it. There really wasn't any chance I was gay, but I think the "dudes parents" are happy when they discover he's screwing chicks, if it was her family, I'm sure it wouldn't have been so pretty...
When my daughter turns 14 I'm buying a bull-whip, in case I ever find any dudes in her room !!! I love double standards, I know they're kinda wrong, but I enforce them anyway !!!
LIKE !!!
When I was 17 I brought this chick home that I had "beat down" at her house. No one was home. So we start "getting it on" and I pull-out and stick it in her ***. I'm loving it, and the chick is sorta yelling while getting pounded. SO We get finsihed, get dressed, and as I walk her out to her car when, I reallize the TV is on. She leaves and I come back inside, and my mom is sitting in the living room, and says " Who was that ?" I said, " that's Tylers girl-friend ( Tyler being my best friend ), she and Tyler are having some problems and she wanted to talk to me". Never heard anything else about it, until the chick started being there more and more. Then my mom was like, " I thought that was Tyler's G/F..??". I was like, " well they have lots of problems, hehe". My mom just smiled. I was a **** and my mom knew it. There really wasn't any chance I was gay, but I think the "dudes parents" are happy when they discover he's screwing chicks, if it was her family, I'm sure it wouldn't have been so pretty...
When my daughter turns 14 I'm buying a bull-whip, in case I ever find any dudes in her room !!! I love double standards, I know they're kinda wrong, but I enforce them anyway !!!
07-19-2004, 05:38 PM
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Re:Mom walked in...
Originally Posted by 89dxhunchback
Your mom should be cool, just tell her anything remotely beleavable and she'll settle with it.
LIKE !!!
When I was 17 I brought this chick home that I had "beat down" at her house. No one was home. So we start "getting it on" and I pull-out and stick it in her ***. I'm loving it, and the chick is sorta yelling while getting pounded. SO We get finsihed, get dressed, and as I walk her out to her car when, I reallize the TV is on. She leaves and I come back inside, and my mom is sitting in the living room, and says " Who was that ?" I said, " that's Tylers girl-friend ( Tyler being my best friend ), she and Tyler are having some problems and she wanted to talk to me". Never heard anything else about it, until the chick started being there more and more. Then my mom was like, " I thought that was Tyler's G/F..??". I was like, " well they have lots of problems, hehe". My mom just smiled. I was a **** and my mom knew it. There really wasn't any chance I was gay, but I think the "dudes parents" are happy when they discover he's screwing chicks, if it was her family, I'm sure it wouldn't have been so pretty...
When my daughter turns 14 I'm buying a bull-whip, in case I ever find any dudes in her room !!! I love double standards, I know they're kinda wrong, but I enforce them anyway !!!
LIKE !!!
When I was 17 I brought this chick home that I had "beat down" at her house. No one was home. So we start "getting it on" and I pull-out and stick it in her ***. I'm loving it, and the chick is sorta yelling while getting pounded. SO We get finsihed, get dressed, and as I walk her out to her car when, I reallize the TV is on. She leaves and I come back inside, and my mom is sitting in the living room, and says " Who was that ?" I said, " that's Tylers girl-friend ( Tyler being my best friend ), she and Tyler are having some problems and she wanted to talk to me". Never heard anything else about it, until the chick started being there more and more. Then my mom was like, " I thought that was Tyler's G/F..??". I was like, " well they have lots of problems, hehe". My mom just smiled. I was a **** and my mom knew it. There really wasn't any chance I was gay, but I think the "dudes parents" are happy when they discover he's screwing chicks, if it was her family, I'm sure it wouldn't have been so pretty...
When my daughter turns 14 I'm buying a bull-whip, in case I ever find any dudes in her room !!! I love double standards, I know they're kinda wrong, but I enforce them anyway !!!
But if she's hot 
but still wrong.
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