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Re:Mom walked in...
post pics of MOM! ;)
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Originally Posted by highroller54
post pics of MOM! ;)
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Originally Posted by sohcrxsi
Originally Posted by highroller54
post pics of MOM! ;)
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Holy crap you guys are nuts, if you really wanna see, *shudders*..... lol. But yeah, its like it never happened...
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Post it anyways... If she asks what the pic is for, tell her you're taking a pic for making a picture family tree or some lame-ass excuse. JUST POST IT.....
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would your girl be a candate from the homemadeturbo thong?
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Originally Posted by sccaeg
would your girl be a candate from the homemadeturbo thong?
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man this is some funny ----... about 4 years ago i was banging my ex over at her house, and right before we started to ---- i checked on her dad, and he was ------ past out on the couch sleeping, so i was like "---- yeah" (she didn't have a lock on her door) so we started getting it on and the old ---- walked in on us just about a minute into the whole thing :o, my first thought was "I'm ------ dead!!!" but he calmly asked me to leave, and he never broughd it up after wards :D
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Originally Posted by BLUEHATCH
man this is some funny ----... about 4 years ago i was banging my ex over at her house, and right before we started to ---- i checked on her dad, and he was ------ past out on the couch sleeping, so i was like "---- yeah" (she didn't have a lock on her door) so we started getting it on and the old ---- walked in on us just about a minute into the whole thing :o, my first thought was "I'm ------ dead!!!" but he calmly asked me to leave, and he never broughd it up after wards :D
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Lol this post kicks ass. ----, if my mom caught me I'd just be like yeah we wuz getting it on. But my mom is cool. She tells us if we wanna drink, stay home and she'll buy the beer. ---- like that. If your mom's not cool like that, just remind her that her and your pops did that kind of ---- at one time. And it's natural, its in our jeans, well in your case it wasn't, heh. Just don't get her pregnant. You should ask your mom if she's proud of her son, lol that'd be some good ----.
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Seeing as everyone is asking a pic of the mom i just thought everyone should see what the lead HMT homade style picture Creator/Pimp has in his head of what happend and how the mom looks :P. Stay with me in this and as i said in my previous pimp picture posts the quality really comes down when you convert down to shitty jpeg compression so bear with me as we dwell deeper as to what happend.
http://www.gameroom.com/gheyed/rendition2.txt |
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OMFG! You're screwed up man :P
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Hey you suck no more posting for you or i reveal your secret senor sinister : )
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LOL
Leet just made this thread unshitty. Dude what are you doing ------- in your parents house? Yeah I remember being a teenager and all, but that is what the back seats of cars are for and couches at other people's houses. Have some respect for your family and don't do that ----, thus you won't have to worry about not getting caught. Damn I live in Arkansas where this kinda ---- is totally kosher and I'm the only one with the "right" viewpoint on the matter. |
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:-X Ahahahaha!
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Just have your mom hold the camera next time she walks in. Moms are nice like, or atleast mine is ;)
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Originally Posted by stillnoturbo
Just have your mom hold the camera next time she walks in. Moms are nice like, or atleast mine is ;)
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wow, HMT is suddenly changing to Honda Tech. lets all post storys of our moms walking in on us :-X
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Actually, honda-tech just has everyones girl problems, at least this had some humor to it. And l33t, what the hell is that, lol. No, moms cool with it, well, she doesnt care, never has. Well heres another post, condom broke last night. ----.........
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Originally Posted by y49crxsi
Well heres another post, condom broke last night. ----.........
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Oh damn dude, should have taken mom walking in on you as a sign :-\
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Ha, yeah, well, her period should have been here anytime, so i dont think she was ovulating(sp?), and im gonna go get a morning after pill for her. ---- sucks. Its liek 20 bucks. Damn....
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$20 is cheaper then a $250 abortion
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So true, i need a job so bad....
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So, umm, what I'm trying to say, errr, ask, is, ummm, your mom like hot or anything? Cause I love me some MILF. So, umm, is she? Does she like to ----? Cause I do, and, you know, ummm, maybe, we could, uhhhh, you know, like get it on. Just post a pic of your mom. That would be great, mmmkayy. Thanks.
By the way, I think I saw your girl on Bangbus. ;D |
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Originally Posted by y49crxsi
im gonna go get a morning after pill for her. ---- sucks.
(I hope I pulled that old joke off without being flamed too much. :-[) |
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Ha, nice one steve. I dont think you would like my mom Xplo, shes a little heavy in teh hips and theighs, lol. But have at her, shes currently got a fionse, so theres a little line.
Anyways, all is good, this thread is getting long, end it now....lol. |
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LOL Onyx and his photoshop skillz
hell no we aren't going to end it now, you started it and now you have to suffer with everyone's bad attempt at butchering it. Yeah I think I did see your g/f on a bangbus episode.. um has she been to south florida recently? |
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Seriously, did she go to school in Hawaii? I know a chick that looks just like her.
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LOL I got you all beat. 4 years ago my Mom walked in on me and the now ex g/f when she was "going down under" for the first time. Needless to say I didnt get that for a while >:(
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AHAHAHAHAHAHA...this thread is insane!!!! ;D
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Your mom should be cool, just tell her anything remotely beleavable and she'll settle with it.
LIKE !!! When I was 17 I brought this chick home that I had "beat down" at her house. No one was home. So we start "getting it on" and I pull-out and stick it in her ass. I'm loving it, and the chick is sorta yelling while getting pounded. SO We get finsihed, get dressed, and as I walk her out to her car when, I reallize the TV is on. She leaves and I come back inside, and my mom is sitting in the living room, and says " Who was that ?" I said, " that's Tylers girl-friend ( Tyler being my best friend ), she and Tyler are having some problems and she wanted to talk to me". Never heard anything else about it, until the chick started being there more and more. Then my mom was like, " I thought that was Tyler's G/F..??". I was like, " well they have lots of problems, hehe". My mom just smiled. I was a hoer and my mom knew it. There really wasn't any chance I was gay, but I think the "dudes parents" are happy when they discover he's screwing chicks, if it was her family, I'm sure it wouldn't have been so pretty... When my daughter turns 14 I'm buying a bull-whip, in case I ever find any dudes in her room !!! I love double standards, I know they're kinda wrong, but I enforce them anyway !!! |
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if you get caught naked, just say you were cooling off.
that's what my friend's brother said when my friend accidentally walked in on him. |
Re:Mom walked in...
Originally Posted by 89dxhunchback
Your mom should be cool, just tell her anything remotely beleavable and she'll settle with it.
LIKE !!! When I was 17 I brought this chick home that I had "beat down" at her house. No one was home. So we start "getting it on" and I pull-out and stick it in her ass. I'm loving it, and the chick is sorta yelling while getting pounded. SO We get finsihed, get dressed, and as I walk her out to her car when, I reallize the TV is on. She leaves and I come back inside, and my mom is sitting in the living room, and says " Who was that ?" I said, " that's Tylers girl-friend ( Tyler being my best friend ), she and Tyler are having some problems and she wanted to talk to me". Never heard anything else about it, until the chick started being there more and more. Then my mom was like, " I thought that was Tyler's G/F..??". I was like, " well they have lots of problems, hehe". My mom just smiled. I was a hoer and my mom knew it. There really wasn't any chance I was gay, but I think the "dudes parents" are happy when they discover he's screwing chicks, if it was her family, I'm sure it wouldn't have been so pretty... When my daughter turns 14 I'm buying a bull-whip, in case I ever find any dudes in her room !!! I love double standards, I know they're kinda wrong, but I enforce them anyway !!! |
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Well, no, she hasnt been to south florida or hawaii. She's tp tight for bangbus, those are hired sluts anyways, like pornstars and ----.
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Originally Posted by SinisterCRX
Originally Posted by sccaeg
would your girl be a candate from the homemadeturbo thong?
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^ Was wondering if anyone would have caught that :P
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See people believe anyhting !!
It wasn't my best freinds G/F I was just banging her, I told my mom that she was my friends G/F, I couldn't say " ahh that's my ---- buudy". |
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Is she a wanna be surfer chick?
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