Memorial Weekend
05-30-2004, 04:58 AM
#41
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Re:Memorial Weekend
Now doofnoil, don't ---- up jeffs thread, I'm not gona go overboard and wreck if, so this will be the last time i post(don't ban me jeff, I'm only posting this to postively add to this thread since ---- stick doil is ruining it, I vote ban)
It's okay man, it's a dumb question, I forgive you. I will answer it. Although I do wish your mom was as humble as you! exactly what do i have to do with your mom? Last time we were together.....20 minutes ago, I wanted stick my dick in her *** and let's be honest....it's pretty damn big, my dick that is....come to think of it, so is your mom's ***! But anyway, I tried and tried to put that ****** in, but it just wouldn't go, so I tried to flip her around and put it in her poon, but it just wouldn't go in! so finally, she suggested some lubricant but still no luck. she kept trying to force it in but it just wouldn't go until finally, I actually split that bitch about 5 iches up her *** crack, so if she's late for work today, I'll take the blame and I would like you to accpet my apology for ripping your mom's *** down the dotted line!!!
hope that explains enough of it.
As for going overboard, the only thing that went overboard was the way that she tried to thrust her *** onto my dick, but all's well and good and we'll continue to talk, stroke, *** on and have a good time, so yeah, it's not what ihave to do with your mom, but what we've done.
what would a gay 17 year old have to do with my mom?
hope that explains enough of it.
As for going overboard, the only thing that went overboard was the way that she tried to thrust her *** onto my dick, but all's well and good and we'll continue to talk, stroke, *** on and have a good time, so yeah, it's not what ihave to do with your mom, but what we've done.
05-30-2004, 11:30 AM
#43
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Join Date: Jan 2003
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Re:Memorial Weekend
you know what saves mores lives? Paying ------- Attention.
Infact that's what I'm going to do this weekend, found the PFA Organization. Yeah that's right, I'll drive around town, pull up to the biggest most ridiculous SUV I can find; then I'll make sure that a soccer mom is driving and atleast two of her fourteen ------- toddlers are in the back; then I'll hop out of my car, punch out the window and use a bullhorn implanted in her ear to get my message across. Then once their precious mother is deaf and possibly violated, I'll proceed around to the turret hatch of this tank, swing it open and scream obsenities directly at the children all while guzzling a pitcher of beer and smoking a pack of cigarettes and throwing raw pieces of cow flesh at their faces. And once I have removed every shred of decency from this family I will plant a PFA bumper sticker on the bump and drive off...cause the ------- light is green.
hahaha, I vote ban, I've rear ended 2 people cause i didn't pay attention, at stop ligths i take my foot of the brake and usualy start readin love letters i get from doofnoils mom, and so ofcouse my car rolls forward, and bam, rear ends em.
Infact that's what I'm going to do this weekend, found the PFA Organization. Yeah that's right, I'll drive around town, pull up to the biggest most ridiculous SUV I can find; then I'll make sure that a soccer mom is driving and atleast two of her fourteen ------- toddlers are in the back; then I'll hop out of my car, punch out the window and use a bullhorn implanted in her ear to get my message across. Then once their precious mother is deaf and possibly violated, I'll proceed around to the turret hatch of this tank, swing it open and scream obsenities directly at the children all while guzzling a pitcher of beer and smoking a pack of cigarettes and throwing raw pieces of cow flesh at their faces. And once I have removed every shred of decency from this family I will plant a PFA bumper sticker on the bump and drive off...cause the ------- light is green.
hahaha, I vote ban, I've rear ended 2 people cause i didn't pay attention, at stop ligths i take my foot of the brake and usualy start readin love letters i get from doofnoils mom, and so ofcouse my car rolls forward, and bam, rear ends em.
Yeah ---- all these people that dont pay attention, like yesterday, this ------- mid 50s guy walks right out into traffic (in front of me) near this intersection, its like man, pay some ------- attention!! People who cant pay attention and drive drunk cause 99% of all accidents. I like to drive fast all the time, somtimes pushing my luck when i was younger, and i still have no accidents. I just cant stand these soccer mom bitches talking on their cell phones driving along in their excursions that they cant even keep in their lane because THEYRE NOT PAYING ATTENTION... pisses me off to noo end
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