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War is silly, whack your willy
War's no joke, stop and stroke!
War is heinous, thumb your anus
I'm going blind for mankind
Abuse your middle piece, not the Middle East
All we are saying, is give peace a wank
War is out, pound your trout
Touch your sack, not Iraq
My bush doesn't declare war
I cum in peace
Help Hans Blix - whack your dicks
War's not cool, school your tool
Peace is good -- pull back your hood
Don't listen to Blair, play with your pubic hair
Don't bomb cities, pet your kitties
War is dumb thumb your bum
Slap your tool, don't fight for fuel
Rub your snake for peace's sake
My 'friendly fire' harms no-one
Jill it, don't kill it
War is unpleasant, tickle your pheasant
Don't cross the ocean, just grab some lotion
Don't attack - play with Jack
For peace to work, you need to jerk
Give your Bush the finger!
Peace is cool, pull your tool
Fire your Peter, not your 8 millimeter
Better Head than Dead
------ your flower's power
My ----- doesn't meow, it roars -- for peace.
Wank, Spank, Stop that Tank
Don't enlist, use your fist!
Semen cleans off of hands easier than blood
War is dumb, beat yourself numb
Cock custard, not gas (mustard)!
Peace is the goal, stroke your pole
Peace: a stroke of genius
We won't reach peace until you release
Bury your fingers, not bodies
Shizzle your nizzle, don't kizzle the pizzle. Yo.
Fight for good, beat your wood
Don't flaunt your power--prune your flower
Peace is right, grip it tight
Attack your crack, not Iraq!
Stop human loss, give yourself a toss
Ignore Bush's war calls, play with your balls
Three times a day keeps war at bay
Stop the hurt, let it spurt
Ban war, jerk some more
If you pound it, peace will come
Give bush the finger
War's a dud, pound your pud
Don't be Bush's flunky, spank your monkey
war is sick, play with your dick
Peace rocks, whack your cocks!
Service your rod, not your rifle
Put your guns on your shelf, go ---- yourself
Stop the war, I want to get off
War is evil, wank your weasel
What if they gave a war, but instead everyone came?
Smack your Jack, not Iraq!
Don't grease the war machine, do yourself with Vaseline
Save Our Soldiers, Touch Your Privates
Let your wood do some good
I'm frigging against this war
Ring your bell. Stop this hell
Jack Mehoff for President
Grease your cukes to stop the nukes
War's funky, spank your monkey
Pound Penises Into Plowshares
Beat your little man, not Afghanistan
War's not the only way to soothe an agitated bush.
Don't flatten Iraq, just strangle Kojak
There's no time for war if you yank 'til you're sore
Save our nation through masturbation
Don't Wag the Dog, Flog the Log
Don't send troops to die, give masturbation a try
War can wait, masturbate!
If you don't want to die, hump a pie
Vibrate don't annihilate
If you don't stroke it who will
War is fickle, tickle your pickle
Who wants to mourn? Jerk of to net-porn!
If we can't screw ourselves, we're all screwed
Onanism, not pugilism!
Harry Palms for President!
Forget war, be a self -----!
My patriot missile explodes for peace
A hot hand on a cold night, not a cold knife in a hot fight
War isn't cool, flog your mule.
Blue Balls=War
No military rank comes close to a wank
Forget Jihad, shoot your wad
A stroke a day keeps the bombs away
Enough with rancor, yank your wanker
Pull your plum and peace will come
Violence ain't workin', try jerkin' your Gherkin
I'd rather spill than kill
Finger your crack - not Iraq
Don't have a fit, rub your clit
Stab your clam.... not Saddam!
No need to hurt when you can squirt!
Punch the clown... Not the enemy!
Hairy palms not cluster bombs
Pocket pool for peace
Give war the finger
Semper Fi, self-gratify
If your semen is a spillin', there won't be time for any killin'!
Lay a hand on yourself before laying a hand on others
War is out pound your trout
Pull your cock not a glock
Self-guided muscles not missiles
Send your little troops into your hand, not a foreign land
All we are saying, is give peace a wank
Don't Fire - Pull Your Wire
Pull together for peace
Abuse your middle piece, not the Middle East
Self-Love Not War
More head less dead
No missiles in the sky, self-gratify
Touch your sack, not Iraq
Put Your Fingers In Yourself, Not On A Trigger
My bush doesn't declare war
Suppose they gave a war and everybody came instead
One cum a day keeps war away
Pull Puds, Not Scuds
Rub Your Wombat If You Hate Combat
Be a healer spank your weiner
Beat your meat, not your enemy
Choke your chicken, not your enemy
Be kind - make yourself blind
Let's beat violence together
Peace won't work unless you jerk.
Peace is but a few strokes away
Stroke your piece for peace
Spill Your Seed, Not Blood
Shoot nothing but your wad
Slap the salami, not Saddam-i!
More Wanks, Less Tanks
We've got the whole world in our hands....
Contributing to peace 1 oz. at a time.
Whack, don't attack!
Don't hate, masturbate
If You Must Follow An "ism", Make It ONANISM
Solve global issues with a tissue
World peace is at hand
If you can still read this, you aren't masturbating enough
Gism Activism
Be a peacebringer with one or more fingers!
No arms for war, just hands for peace
War can wait, masturbate!
Forget smart bombs, use both arms!
Hairy palms against dropping bombs
All we are saying is - give self love a chance!
All We Are Saying Is Give Peace A Hand
Halt the meanness with your penis!
Don't Sweat the Petty Stuff, Pet the Sweaty Stuff
Blow up dolls, not people!
Forget Iraq... Stay Home and Whack
Spank Dick & Bush For Peace!!!!
War's no joke, stop and stroke!
Make stains, not war
Peace is Coming ... and Coming
Peace is in your hands
Beat your meat, not your neighbor
Rub out hate!
Shoot loads not guns
Pound your pud for peace
Friction prevents friction
Rosie Palms for Prez
Rockets are for polishing, not for killing
Bust a nut, not a cap
Stroke a load for peace
I love the smell of semen in the morning!
Leave the navy home, let semen go to war
There's no time for war if your meat is too sore!
Wouldn't you rather be masturbating?
Jizin' against Jihad
The only war I'll wage is the one on Blue Balls
I cum in peace
Masturbate before it's too late
Give peace a chance, to explode in your pants.
Right-hand for peace
Sperm warfare, not germ warfare!
Atomic orgasms, not nuclear winter!
Choke your Chicken, Not your Neighbor
Bust nuts not skulls
Cum together in peace
Touch the world while touching yourself

kind of lame but i think its funny