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HondaTuner 07-07-2007 01:42 PM

Re: Married men...how do you deal with your bitches...i mean wives
 

Originally Posted by myAE86turbo
SHE ROUNDHOUSES ME IN THE FACE,

Are you dating the reincarnated Chuck Norris by chance?

jinxy 07-07-2007 01:46 PM

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sounds more like chun lee and ryu's kid, but there's a chance of guile being the baby's daddy...

bigdaddyvtec 07-07-2007 01:52 PM

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Originally Posted by SinisterCRX
Are you dating the reincarnated Chuck Norris by chance?

Chuck norris would kick that bitch right in her clam......

Personally....

Id rape her ass with my cock.


get farrrr away from her and p[ay thr support....MUCHETTER than ending up in prison for ------- her up...or having her SAY you fucked her up.

pitobread 07-07-2007 02:27 PM

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This thread needs more nudes.

MikeJ-2009 07-07-2007 02:51 PM

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Let her do a couple good ADOOOOO-KIN'S on your face and then you call the cops. She goes to jail if there's a mark on you, and you use that against her in the custody battle. -Lawyermode.

d16forlife 07-07-2007 03:23 PM

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Originally Posted by myAE86turbo

The bitch can do laundry like a muthafucka.

Of course she can. Shes Asian ::)........ :P.

Didnt get past "My fiance....Im the sole provider...she doesnt work...got home and she started bitching". That was enough for me. You want advice? Time to move on. Your kid will be ther efor ever. The cild is your responsability. She isnt.

Guy-Fast 07-07-2007 03:57 PM

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Im just wondering your logic. You cheat on her go to vegas with random chicks and you wonder why you have problems?




Now your going to be one of those people I can already tell who will be butt hurt to find out she has been ------- other dudes while your ------ other chicks. Wow what goes around comes around pretty hard concept.




get over yourself

RENR 07-07-2007 04:07 PM

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that new girl is hot.

oh and you really needto get out while you can, its only going to get worse. you shouldnt even be thinking about married until your in your thirties. you need to listen to tom leykis on 97.1 on thursdays 3-8pm. LISten to HIm. He kNows .................

BigD 07-07-2007 04:33 PM

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Originally Posted by myAE86turbo

I FORGOT TO MENTION THAT SHE'S ABUSIVE. ------- BITCH IS CRAZY, SHE ROUNDHOUSES ME IN THE FACE, UPPER CUTS, HAYOO-KENS, AND ADO-KENS AND SOMETIMES SONIC BOOMS ME AND SHE CALLS THE COPS ON ME!!!!

SHE HITS ME LIKE A ----------ER (AND I JUST SIT AND TAKE IT CUZ I CANT HIT THE BITCH) AND CALLS THE HOODAH ON ME! WHAT KINDA ---- IS THAT? SHE TOTALLY USES HER ---- AGAINST ME.

MAIN REASON I'M LEAVING IS BECAUSE I CAN'T STAND GETTING MY ASS KICKED WHEN I CAN'T FIGHT BACK

Get a video camera and hide it. Catch her doing it a few times then call the cops and have her arrested and a restraining order put out against her. You can't just kick her out if she has established residence there by law. If she is abusive and can prove it and get the restraining order she will have to move out. I would get a few "attacks" though. That way you can take it to the custody hearing and bitch can say bye bye to kid. Maybe plant some crack in her car and call the cops to report a anonymous tip on a drug transaction.

---- her life up good and she will become a better person or a low life gutter -----.

traff1c 07-07-2007 08:35 PM

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Go to court monday morning and file for a divorce, or at least a seperation, then she'll know your serious (of course you are) and if the apartment is under your name kick her out. tell her she has a week to take all her things or they'll be in the dumpster come trashday


jdubs111 07-07-2007 09:10 PM

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your a much stronger man than me. i would have already beat this bitches ass.

losesomethinbra 07-07-2007 09:39 PM

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PIIDB

Dr.Boost 07-07-2007 10:19 PM

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My chick works and cleans and doesn't bitch much at all. She gets emo sometimes and needs special attention, but that's not bad compared to most women. If she sat at home all day and didn't do ----.....we wouldn't be together. If she bitched about our living situation without doing a damn thing about it....we wouldn't be together. If I was out ------- other chicks and she was out ------- other dudes....we wouldn't be together. See where I'm going? :P

She sounds like a worthless slut with nothing going for her and nothing to offer. Why are you with her(and don't say for the kid)? ???
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myAE86turbo 07-07-2007 11:59 PM

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Originally Posted by chris
Im just wondering your logic. You cheat on her go to vegas with random chicks and you wonder why you have problems?




Now your going to be one of those people I can already tell who will be butt hurt to find out she has been ------- other dudes while your ------ other chicks. Wow what goes around comes around pretty hard concept.




get over yourself


she has no idea i cheat on her, i do it cause it's my vice, not the cause.


Originally Posted by RENR
that new girl is hot.

oh and you really needto get out while you can, its only going to get worse. you shouldnt even be thinking about married until your in your thirties. you need to listen to tom leykis on 97.1 on thursdays 3-8pm. LISten to HIm. He kNows .................

She's pretty bomb huh? i met her through her mom. I was at a family party and i saw this chick outside, so i hit her up by asking her for a light for a cig (pretending that i still smoked, i borrowed a ------- cig from my mom). But then she tells me that i need to hit up her daughter who was inside cause her daughter was 19. HERE'S THE MOM:

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v1...87364519_l.jpg
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v1...96a08f6932.jpg
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v1...00696096_l.jpg
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v1...9449321a85.jpg

SHE REDIFINES M.I.L.F to M.I.R.L.T.B.A.A.C.O.H.F. (mom i'd really like to bone in the ass and cum on her face)

FAMILY PIC WITH MY CONFIDANT:
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v1...84070589_l.jpg



RENR - Steve introduced me to Tom while we were picking up parts in City of Industry when I was 17. But...----....I guess you can say i haven't really been listening ::)

Originally Posted by --------
Go to court monday morning and file for a divorce, or at least a seperation, then she'll know your serious (of course you are) and if the apartment is under your name kick her out. tell her she has a week to take all her things or they'll be in the dumpster come trashday


i'm filing a po-po report tomorrow. we're not married (thank god...whoever that may be) so i can't divorce her. but she made arrangements to get her ---- out and i have a homie thats gonna help me out with the rent.

Originally Posted by burkej62
cum in her ------- and show us pictures fool shre sid dispoable and we ant to sewe the results !

i'll post whatever i have as soon as i get back to my place (i'm staying at my parents right now)

CspecRun 07-08-2007 12:13 AM

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Why the ---- are you askin' 4 advice from married men, when your ass ISN'T EVEN MARRIED...Your solution is simple, bounce on her ass...You don't have to put up with none of that ----...You'll still have rights to see your son, so don't use that lame ass ---- as an excuse...Sounds like you need to learn how to check your female before you go any farther...A FEMALE WILL ONLY DO WHAT YOU ALLOW HER TO DO, just like a small child...and I don't mean beat her ass when she does wrong or gets out of line, I mean just put her ass out or get out yourself, stop supportin' her if she isn't appreciative...You gotta thing for fine ass females, and there is NOTHING wrong with that....BUT just because a broad is fine as hell doesn't mean you should put up with mistreatin' and bitchin' and abuse...You may not hit that hoe when she is kickin' ur ass YET, but eventually you will...believe me, been there & done that...Don't worry, by the time you are in your late 20's you will understand ALL of what we are sayin' to you now...YOU ARE A MAN( :-\ or at least you got tha equipment to be), so put ya shoes on and WALK LIKE 1..

By tha way nigga, u tryin' to look too pretty. You need to grow a REAL beard and run ur face into a wall a few times to show these bitches you mean business...

Dr.Boost 07-08-2007 12:30 AM

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So those are pics of her mom? Where are the pics of her? ???
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myAE86turbo 07-08-2007 12:39 AM

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Originally Posted by Dr.Boost
So those are pics of her mom? Where are the pics of her? ???

those are the pics of the new chick.

my fiance's mom aint nothing to get excited over

Dr.Boost 07-08-2007 12:40 AM

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Originally Posted by myAE86turbo
those are the pics of the new chick.

my fiance's mom aint nothing to get excited over

Nice. She's hot. Hopefully she's got better "life skills" than your problem chick. :l
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accordepicenter 07-08-2007 12:24 PM

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both are pretty hot man. How old is the mom? She still looks fresh

RENR 07-08-2007 02:32 PM

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i see some mother/duaghter action in your future :6

Tom-Guy 07-08-2007 02:36 PM

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Yup, just gotta get them both drunk enough to doubleteam you. Unless they are already like that. :P

Slo_crx1 07-08-2007 03:05 PM

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Originally Posted by Joseph Davis
Yup, just gotta get them both drunk enough to doubleteam you. Unless they are already like that. :P

Damn right!!!
Seriously bro, best thing you can do is get out of that situation like everyone else said. She needs to grow the ---- up, get a job, and enter reality because life isn't cheap. I just turned 28, my finace's 24 and we've been together for 8 years total. We've been through it all, the whole 1st year of hot and out of control, then the next few years of things cooling down and getting into real life, the whole "7 year itch" deal (that one's a mofo...kind of like hitting your mid-life crisis lol), and now we're back and stronger than ever. At the same time we don't really see much of each other any more, she's working non-stop 1st shift and then teaching gymnastics after work, and I've been putting in mad OT on 2nd shift. Eventually we'll find time to get married, but not just yet lol. You're too young to be thinking of that ---- anyway man, granted you've got a kid and you want the best for him, but an abusive lazy spoiled rotten little bitch IMO is in no way fit to be a mother yet...not at least until she grows the ---- up. Sounds like you got your head on pretty straight...get custody of your kid and send her packing.

ToeJam 07-08-2007 03:58 PM

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Originally Posted by Stealthmode
Take a look at your cousin Kirby. Fell off the fucken map marrying a poor bitch who now thinks she's Paris Hilton. That's what happens when they ask to be called Princess and you don't pimp slap a hoe.

I didn't know you were Kirby's cousin, but + mother fucken 1. Poor Kirby. He dug his grave and now has to live in it. He could have done so much better :'(

losesomethinbra 07-08-2007 04:33 PM

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What do you mean by "domestic violence ----"? I hope you didnt ever let her hit you

southwest2118 07-08-2007 08:35 PM

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Originally Posted by Xgenturbo

I see it like this. If she's that dumb not to know what the California sales tax is, then she's dumb enough not to be able to go through with the child support papers.


bull ------ ----....if you bring it, she will learn :y

ososlohatch 07-08-2007 08:40 PM

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mom looks like a gold digger just like the daughter

45psi 02-17-2009 05:38 PM

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so did you ever dump that bitch dude?

McBoost 02-17-2009 06:02 PM

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Originally Posted by Colt45
so did you ever dump that bitch dude?

Looking for advice or just want an end to the story? I remember this thread, so I'm curious what the ultimate outcome was... I wonder if he had to dig a shallow grave...

MR2 Gurl 02-17-2009 08:08 PM

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Holy-Thread revival Batman!

speedjunky01 02-17-2009 09:30 PM

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refer to this thread for ideas

https://www.homemadeturbo.com/forum/...topic=101329.0

southwest2118 02-18-2009 06:56 AM

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well then

j3w 02-18-2009 07:59 AM

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i give mine a pair of slippers or some other bullshit present and a dildo. if she doesn't care for the slippers, she can go ---- herself.

beerbongskickass 02-19-2009 02:50 AM

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I'm curious about the pictures, can't view them anymore!

93hatchturbo 02-19-2009 02:55 AM

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yup we need the pics up. Oh ya ---- you.

BigD 02-19-2009 04:24 AM

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Lol, I bet he bitched out

salesmonkey 02-19-2009 04:48 AM

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for some reason i always thought he dumped the ho...but now i cant remember if i just assumed that or if he said he did.

myAE86turbo 02-20-2009 10:26 PM

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whoa thread from the dead.


no worries my ninjas. i've been what the O0 people call, 'holding it down.'

45psi 02-25-2009 06:10 AM

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so... did you dump the bitch or what?


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