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buk9tp 07-31-2008 05:06 PM

MARK YOUR CALENDAR FOR NEXT SATURDAY!
 
As you may already know, it is a sin for a Muslim male to see any woman other than his wife naked. He must commit suicide if he does.
So next Saturday at 4 PM Eastern Time, all American women are asked to walk out of their house completely naked to help weed out any neighborhood terrorists. Circling your block for one hour is recommended for this anti-terrorist effort.

All patriotic men are to position themselves in lawn chairs in front of their house to prove they are not Muslims, and to demonstrate
they think its okay to see nude women other than their wife, and to show support for all American women. Since Islam also does not approve of alcohol, a cold 6-pack at your side is further proof of your anti-Muslim sentiment.


The American government appreciates your efforts to root out terrorists and applauds your participation in this anti-terrorist activity. God bless America !

It is your patriotic duty to pass this on. If you don't send this to at least 5 people you're a terrorist sympathizing lily-livered coward and are in the position of posing as a national threat!

buk9tp 07-31-2008 05:07 PM

Re: MARK YOUR CALENDAR FOR NEXT SATURDAY!
 
i myself will be tearing my eyes out of there sockets so i dont have to commit suicide.

HMTguy 07-31-2008 05:07 PM

Re: MARK YOUR CALENDAR FOR NEXT SATURDAY!
 
Show me where in the Quran it says you have to commit suicide if you see another woman naked

78NOVA 07-31-2008 05:09 PM

Re: MARK YOUR CALENDAR FOR NEXT SATURDAY!
 
well you better shut down your pc and lock yourself up in your closet....blindfolded with no food or water.

ichbinsobose 07-31-2008 05:18 PM

Re: MARK YOUR CALENDAR FOR NEXT SATURDAY!
 
i think everyone should kill themselves

Chris Harris 07-31-2008 06:19 PM

Re: MARK YOUR CALENDAR FOR NEXT SATURDAY!
 

Originally Posted by ichbinsobose
i think everyone should kill themselves

I'd follow you in a mass suicide any day...

schim187 07-31-2008 06:28 PM

Re: MARK YOUR CALENDAR FOR NEXT SATURDAY!
 

Originally Posted by ichbinsobose
i think everyone should kill themselves

heard that's the cool new thing...just kill yourself

RacingTiger 07-31-2008 06:39 PM

Re: MARK YOUR CALENDAR FOR NEXT SATURDAY!
 
All the cool kids are doing it

Ntrain2k 07-31-2008 08:26 PM

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http://img388.imageshack.us/img388/5...suicidezy7.jpg

buk9tp 07-31-2008 09:50 PM

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Originally Posted by jagojon3
Show me where in the Quran it says you have to commit suicide if you see another woman naked

lol its not true.. but i busted out laughing so hard when i read it...


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