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Not too long ago I purchased an Asian mail order bride. Every thing was going well until we took a trip to Germany with my buddy Mario and his wife. When we arrived in Germany she kinda left me for David Hasselhof. Now I have a Russian Mail order bride. This chic is really cool. She's going to be building custom honda top mount turbo manifolds and down pipes. Because I'm paying her with sex I have very little production cost other than the price of materials. If my numbers are right this means i can sell these manis for less than 500 bucks + shipping. On top of that, she worked production over in Russia so she knows all about effiicency. This means it's good for you (the consumer) becuase I'll be able to have these bitches made even before you order them. Can you say over night delivery? I'll be posting pics up soon. Pics of the mani and also some nudie pics of my new bride. She's really hot. I'm looking foward to doing buisness with you guys/gals. Talk to you soon
-El Conquestador

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Pictures of said communist, or ban.

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she's not technicly communist, it's a so called democracy in Russia now. Pics will be up soon, patience is a virtue.

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sorry about the germany trip man...it was the absinth that fucked it all up...can't wait to meet the new one...we're going to have fun explaining the shocker to her haha

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didn't you already make one dumb thread like this about shipping a mail order bride?

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fook is gay unless you dont deliver on the pics..

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don't expalin the shocker, just show her.

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please stop talking like that, leave that said bullshit on honda-tech. im sick of hearing that ------- phrase

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blah.

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don't talk ---- you dumb little ------, everyone here hates you.

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aww i gave a jingle on fooks heart string, dont cry you soft nigga

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all you moderators say you hate me, i dont no y you havent abused your abilities my way and banned me yet.

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post up some gay porn, we'll take care of you right quick.

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im not searchin for gay porn, im around enough dicks on here already. cant you ban me for sayin ------? and y u say we? your the one that got problems with me..

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I wish the ------- acronym..."FTW" would have stayed at Honda-Tech too :3

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---- yeah, do away with FTW, IIRC, pics or ban, IBTL, and all that useless forum acronym bullshit.

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You're joking right? HMT practically = "------"

And a lot of people think you're annoying, but that's ok.

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i'm sorry all, i suck at making threads. I'll try harder and make a good one later today.

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IDB FTW!!!


the cave man: do her in any position and as you pull out to skeet on her face smack her with a big rock. Say UGH really loud then beat your chest leaving her there in a pool of her own blood and your semen.

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the midget maker:

as you spooge on your girl (whereever you'd like) grab a chainsaw and cut her legs off right below the knee caps.

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butter churn: splooge in her belly button and stick ur dick in it and start to churn
lol
Angry Chicken
while doing a girl doggie style, grad both her arms and hold them behind her back. then you slip out and stick it up her ass. with this she should get really pissed and her arms should start thrashing around, similar to a very angry chicken.

Cleveland Steamer
The cleveland steamer is far more specific than the listings I have seen here. A sexual act by nature (fetish) the cleveland steamer is when one person craps on another person's chest and (very important) then sits down and rocks back and forth like a steam roller.

Abe Lincoln
When an unconscious person gets jizzed on their face, gets their pubes cut and applied to their face to form a beard, then adorned with a top hat.

herbie
An unfortunate episode of flatulence during the reception of a "rim-job."

HouDanza Dog

cross of houdini-danza slap-and chili dog.
Step 1. Do a chick from behind.
Step 2. Spit on her back and wait for her to turn around and then proceed to cum on her face.
Step 3. After cumming on her face, ask the female, "WHO'S THE BOSS!".
Step 4. Knock the Bitch out.
Step 5. ---- on her tittas while she is knocked out.
Step 6. Tittie ---- her while she is knocked out and your steamy ---- is on her tits.
Step 7. Get the ---- OUT!!!!
Thank you for choosing the HouDanza Dog!!

Cherry Popcicle
After vaginal sex with a girl who is on her period, the girl then proceeds to give felatio to the boy

alabama hot pocket
the art of seperating the vagina lips and taking a shat inside (and possibly having sex with it afterwards)

fisheye
ACTUALLY, the fisheye is when you're doing a girl doggystyle and with no warning whatsoever, you put in her butt. She'll suddenly open her mouth in kind of a frown and swing her head around, but all you can see is one of her eyes wide open, making her look like a fish.

cincinnati bowtie
When you reverse titty----- a girl. So your balls and cock are upside-down and it looks like she is wearing a fleshy bow-tie. It's called "cincinnati" because they do everything backwards there.

fishhook
A variation of the shocker in which you pull back towards the ----- after you stick your finger up her anus.

pearl necklace
when a man shoots his load around a womans neck area (thus resembling a necklace)

Angry Penguin
A female is performing oral sex on a male. Just when he is about to "get there" she gets up and walks away, leaving him alone, aroused, with pants around his ankles. The male waddles after the female like a Angry Penguin

Tony Danza
when having sex with a girl (or guy if ur gay), and u yell out "WHO'S THE BOSS" typically the girl isnt gonna think to say "Tony Danza's the boss". so when she scream/moans out "you arrre" u punch her in the back of the head *which is pretty dangerous* and yell "TONY DANZA'S THE BOSS BITCH"

Dirty Comanche
While analy penetrating your partner, pull out and jam the index and middle finger of both hands into their ass. Wipe the poo stained fingers across their cheeks giving them war paint. Then let out a stereotypical American Indian war cry.

banana split
To consecutively give a girl ----, then get her while she's on the rag, then jit all over her face simulting a banana splits toppings of chocolate, cherry sauce, and pineapple sauce.

cock blizzard
During sexual intercourse, in which at the end, the male ejaculates on a near by ceiling fan, thus creating a blizzard like effect

danny glover
To give a 'Danny Glover' is when you shove your hand up a female partners ass, thus creating a fecal 'glove'. Then you proceed to slap her in the face multiple times, giving her a brown face to the effect of the black actor.

Greek Surprise
Like the shocker, but a fist to the vulva and a thumb in the anus.

bowling ball
An act of sexual stimulation involving insertion of two fingers in the vagina and the thumb into the anus.

reacharound
The process of, while penetrating a partner from behind (Either anally or vaginally), reaching around and playing with his/her genitalia.


eiffel tower
A threesome with two guys and a girl, where one guy is hitting it from behind, and the other guy is getting a blow job. The guys are high-fiving over the girl to make the eiffel tower shape.

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Male bonding at it's best.

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WTF
I hate people like this.

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You forgot the pirate.
When you get ready to nut you kick her in the shin and Jizz in one of her eyes. She will jump up and down holding one leg and covering the other eye while going arg ... arg ... arg. Thus resembling a one eyed peg legged pirate.

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I say that IRL FTW IIRC :P But no seriously, I said "said" in real life, have for a while... didn't realize that it's now "officially" H-T speak.

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FTW IDB and IBTL are n00b jargon.

IIRC, AFAIK, OTOH, IRL, BTW, HTH, TIA, etc, all date back a decade now. Welcome to Usenet, bitches... meow!

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You forgot

Whodini
Microwave some yogert than do her from behind when you're ready to cum hrow the yogert on her back when she turns around shoot it in her face.

David Blane
Do her from behind and shoot on her back when she turns around punch her in the face.