Mahspace prank
I jacked this from another forum. If it's a repost...snack on a turd sandwich.
http://www.holladaddy.com/ lulz |
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i liked how the guy was giving the dog direction's.. pretty funny
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Well played, governor. Well played.
And then I'm going to sodomize you until you bleed. haha |
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Her message to me:
hey sexc wats up withu My response: nuttin much gurl.. just gettin' mah stroke on 2 sum of youz pictares imaginin dat u iz 6 years yunger, u here? Her: oh reallly im horny too Me: datz right gurl.. talk 2 daddy like youz in 5th grade. I be da teacha. u wanna learn bout christufa columbes, biatch? why dont uu jump on deez nuts rightere Her: make me wet first mister columbes Me: gurl... i comes up 2 yo desk afta class. i sit at da edge an watch u fo a minut doin ya werk so hard. i can see yo flat preteen cheast thru da top of ya shirt. I gently push away yo books and direct yo chin up towads me with my finga. u look buuteful. u noticee me start 2 get haard as i look at yo braces Her: thx mir c i feel my ----- geting wet and my underwear geting wet through my short lil skirt i start to rub ur dick through ur pants Me: ooo ya, daddy likez. as u keep rubben mah dick u take yo utha hand n start touchin mah neck. u rub ya hand all ova mah THUGLIFE tatto on mah back. den, I gently reach down adn tuch ya wet skirt. I reach in and stick a finga in ya hawt surprisingley unvirgin 11yaer old box. I den take mah utha hand an start slippin off yur spungebob squarpants shirt n then unbotton ur traininbra Her: starts to play with mu swollen clit and starts to play with ur pants zipper Me: ooooo thas nice gurl. I start 2 get even harda as i starrt 2 think about da holocaust. u unzip mah pants and pull out mah gigantic memba. i gently leen ova suck on ya little undredevelopd titties as i thinnk about how hawt u must'v been when u was 6 or 7 Her: i wipp out ur dick and play with ur balls and start to gentalyy stroke ur hard long wide cock Me: ohhhhh yah gurl... that feelz ------ nice. I take u an bend u ova ya desk an gently stick mah dick in ur tite little 11 year old box. u bleed a littel but its ok. u mone as i thrust gentley in u. youz in pure heaven. suddenley another gurl enterz da classroom. shez a little yunger. in 3rd grade. we both stop, surprisedd, but u beg me to keeep goin. i tell u dat ill only keep goin if u do sumthin fo me. I ask da yunger girl to come closer and get close 2 u. i ask u 2 kiss her for me an get crazay, den ill keep ------ u, an show levels uf pleasare u only imagined gurl. what do u do next 2 da gurl? Her: i call her over and reach under her skirt and start to play with her i can feel her getting wet Me: oooo dats hawt. i start to stroke mahself as i watch da 2 of u gettin it on. i tink to mah self dat if my boss were 2 cum in, id go 2 prison againz fo shure. i bring da 2 of u closer 2 me. i gently put mah dick back in yo box agian as i start 2 lick & kiss da 8 yearr old girl's titties. i bite down hard and tear off 1 of her nipples. she screams. a littel bit uf blood gently tickles da small of ya back as i get moore turnd on and ---- u evin hardar. u moan in eckstasy Her: mmmmmmmmmm mr c dont stop i rub my clit as u pound ur dick in me stretching out my lil ----- i feel u deep in side me and it feel so damn good i feel u coming in me its so warm ur just filling me up my ----- turns hot red Me: ohhh yeah biatch.... i ------ u harder den eva befor. ur startin to scream loudley in eckstasee. i grab 1 of ur pencils on ur desk an start carvin love notez into ur back. da blood runs down ur smokin ass and down ur legs as i continu 2 pull in an out of u. i take out da scissers out of ur mylittlepony bookbag an start cuttin ur hair off as i keep ------ u. Her: ouch i screamthat hurts i pull away and look at the blood Me: imm sorry gurl.. i thot u liked to playz ruff. I calm u dawn and reassur u. i gently bring u closer n kiss u on yo neck. when u gets more relaxed, i take ma finger and rub yo clit a little, before inserting my dick again. oh yaa gurl.. u tight. i look down on u as u calm down and starrt 2 smile again as i pump in an out. u starrt 2 moan. Her: ---- me harder and harder u cumm in my hot ----- u pump in and out the cumm starts to squrt out my pusyy under ur dick i lick it uup Me: ohhhh yeah guuurl. i cringe as i cum in u so haard. just as u start 2 cum, i takez out mah blade and slash it across yo windpipe. u fall lifeless 2 tha floor as i beat mah chest and chant "THUG LIFE!" wavin mah blade around. u twitch on da floor as mah cum poors out of u like mayonaise cummin out of a mailbox. i grab da nippleless 8 year old and start ------ her hard in da ass. ur lifeless eyes stare across da room. tha thought of u layin dere makes me harrd as a rock and i ---- ur 3rd grade friend like shez never been fucked befo' Her: ummmm ur turning mme off Me: hush down gurrl... da dead cant talk. plus, i'z tryin 2 get mah mack on. i keep ------ foneesha (da 8 year old) as i put a finger in ur lifeless ass. dam gurl.. ur ass is TIGHT. i put down foneesha and get behind u. i gently insert mah dick in yo ass as u lay stumick to da floor wit yo ass in da air. oh ya gurl. dats tight. i thrust in an out while i works on mah 2nd nut. Her: no i quit Me: aww cmon girl, we was just gettin started. i continu ------ u as i feel rigormortis set in. TIGHT. foneesha is tryin to get up but is slippin aroun in da blood. i clench yo asscheeks wit my hands as i continu poundin away. i take a fist and beat mah cheast like im king of da jungle. "THUG LIFE! THUG LIFE!" Her: on the real ur scaring me Me: thas jus how i roll gurl. u liked it in da beginnin. i's like a pirate, thas all. ARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!!! Her: yah but u talking about killing and biting nipples of thats freaky Me: gurl.. i'z just freaky like dat. u know u likez it. a little blud neva hurt nobody. do u havez a yunga sista? maybe we can all getz freaky 2getha Her: ummm bye Me: cmon gurl, dont be'z like dat. u nuthin but a trickazz busta. |
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Buk delivers... LMFAO! That was twisted! ;D
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Yeah the one about ------- the dead 8 year old in the ass was so insane rofl. In real life it's unspeakably terrible, but when he says it jokingly and in that context it had me rofl for a bit. Another epiq quote:
Originally Posted by Hilarious Myspizzle Pranker
ILL RAPE YO HOLE FAMILY N LEAVE EVERBODY U CAREZ ABOUT DEAD WIT DICKHOLEZ IN THEY EYES
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bloodninja v.2009
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This whole thing is hilarious, I can't even finish reading it all tonight
cuz tha dog soda rowboat dunkers dont holla at tha roofbacon |
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