vacant_disguise

that was so random. but awesome none the less.

your brother is a dumb *** when i was 16 and got drunk at a party i would call my house ask to speak with my dad not my mom cuz she is a zrazy jewish mother and i am not allowed out of the house according to her. tell my dad hey dad i am too drunk to come home tonight. plus i didnt drive till i was 18 so i never had to stay sober someone else did. but when i did start driving and ended up getting tore up i figured telling my family i was to drunk to drive was better than dying on the road. and you brothers friends are dumb asses for having their mommy drop them off at a party.

R-MAK

the thing is, she looked like that freaky chick standing in the middle of the road from Gothika, and i already made it into the car, my buddy lunged into the back seat, and this other kid got his foot suck, then he finnaly got back in, then the kid with the pumpkin just made it in and i started to drive away. i just looked now and there is hand streaks on my windows. crazy bitch thought she can stop the car by rubbing her hands on it

AgentMurdoc

hahaha... my halloween was great... I got to work!

Reddy

The one halloween we stole so many pumpkins that we filled up the back of my buddy's truck. We than went out to the country and drive by's on cows. It was hillarious cause they moooed when you hit them.

Dr.Boost

Haha, you ------- redneck hillbilly. :P

I didn't do ---- for Halloween. My plans were ----. I didn't even get any little bastard kids knocking on my door.
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Reddy

lol, It took us a while to find cows so I ain't no hillbillies.



For Halloween I went to a 4 keggar in my Homemade Halloween costume (a trash bag with the word 'douche' written on it)

HondaTuner

There's about 100 cows maybe 400 yards from my house.

We didn't get any kids either, Boost. I love scaring the crap out of them.. we usually get about 10 or so, we got none this year

Too bad I was going to be ghetto, since we dont have a chainsaw I was going to use a weedwhacker :P

87na_rx7

the kids kame and knocked on the door, i just looked out the window and turned off the light... the parents got upset for some reason

R-MAK

one year we handed out rotten tomatos to a certain few invduvideules wrapped in tin foil. they havent come back since :P