lol...let get your best pick up lines...
#31
Re: lol...let get your best pick up lines...
Originally Posted by BarelyBoosted
Pick up a Sugar Package, Walk up to the girl and say, "Hey, I think you dropped your name tag"
Hey is that a mirror in your pocket cause i could sworn i saw myself in your pants.
Do you work for UPS? I could have sworn I saw you checking out my package.
I lost my teddy bear will you sleep with me tonight.
If I flip a coin, what do you reckon my chances are of getting head?
Screw me if I am wrong, but haven't we met before?
#32
Re: lol...let get your best pick up lines...
Originally Posted by Stealthmode
Pick up lines don't work. The real key is letting a bitch know that you don't give a ---- about her. They love that ----.
Two of my old school favs:
1) Do you ----, suck, and take it up the *** for crystal meth and xanax, or am I wasting my time with some sort of Jesus freak? (this always seperates the good ones from the bad ones)
2) Enough about you, let's talk about me (bitch needs to get her priorities straight)
#35
Re: lol...let get your best pick up lines...
i lost my number can i have yours?
but yeah best way to pick up a piece of *** is to go to the club or bar with a female friend of yours and let the chicks there see her slap you and walk away and your like ---- that bitch. wait a lil while and then bam ***** start walkin up. chikcs like being treated like ----. they are psycos
but yeah best way to pick up a piece of *** is to go to the club or bar with a female friend of yours and let the chicks there see her slap you and walk away and your like ---- that bitch. wait a lil while and then bam ***** start walkin up. chikcs like being treated like ----. they are psycos
#37
Re: lol...let get your best pick up lines...
you put a clear glass upside-down on a table with a quater inside it, now you tell the girl
"I bet you a drink that i can get that quarter out without moving or touching the glass"
she says OK
Pick up the glass and put the quarter in your pocket
"Oh well... looks like I owe you a drink..."
**repeat joke as nesicary to get her wasted**
I really liked this one, already includes my name any everything:
"I bet you a drink that i can get that quarter out without moving or touching the glass"
she says OK
Pick up the glass and put the quarter in your pocket
"Oh well... looks like I owe you a drink..."
**repeat joke as nesicary to get her wasted**
I really liked this one, already includes my name any everything:
Originally Posted by accordepicenter
Me: Hey do you know how much polar bears weigh>
Her: ummm.... no?
Me: Enough to break the ice... hi my name is jason...
Her: ummm.... no?
Me: Enough to break the ice... hi my name is jason...