lol...let get your best pick up lines...
#11
Re: lol...let get your best pick up lines...
since I'm burger king and your dairy queen if you treat me right you can have it your way
Are you a fisherman? do you want to catch the big one(look down at your pants when saying this one)
I have to go to the hospital tomarrow, they respond well why is that, I have hbs, whats hbs, flex and say huge bicep syndrom
Are you a fisherman? do you want to catch the big one(look down at your pants when saying this one)
I have to go to the hospital tomarrow, they respond well why is that, I have hbs, whats hbs, flex and say huge bicep syndrom
#12
Re: lol...let get your best pick up lines...
If you stood in front of a mirror and held up 11 roses, you would see 12 of the most beautiful things in the world.
(If s/he is looking at you)You know, my mother always told me it was impolite to stare... so what do you say we dance?
He: Excuse me, want to dance?
She: No.
He: Maybe you didn't hear me ... I said you look really fat in those pants!
(If s/he is looking at you)You know, my mother always told me it was impolite to stare... so what do you say we dance?
He: Excuse me, want to dance?
She: No.
He: Maybe you didn't hear me ... I said you look really fat in those pants!
#13
Re: lol...let get your best pick up lines...
Originally Posted by accordepicenter
If you stood in front of a mirror and held up 11 roses, you would see 12 of the most beautiful things in the world.
(If s/he is looking at you)You know, my mother always told me it was impolite to stare... so what do you say we dance?
He: Excuse me, want to dance?
She: No.
He: Maybe you didn't hear me ... I said you look really fat in those pants!
(If s/he is looking at you)You know, my mother always told me it was impolite to stare... so what do you say we dance?
He: Excuse me, want to dance?
She: No.
He: Maybe you didn't hear me ... I said you look really fat in those pants!