LMAO Homemade -----
08-21-2004, 12:32 AM
#35
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Join Date: Aug 2004
Posts: 709
Re:LMAO Homemade -----
You guys are using the wrong fruit! A grapefruit for one is yes, acidy and secondly too gushy on the inside. Heres what you need to use instead...
Cantelope!!!
You cut a hole in the cantelope and nuke it up. It gets a nice soft "fuzzy" texture around the rim and the inside "meat" stays somewhat firm replicating a nice wet ****! Don't ask how I know this...but it definatly feels damn near like the real thing rofl! the funnies tshit is putting it back in the fridge when you are done and laughing your *** off watching your roomate/girlfreind/colleage whoever eat it up muwahahaa damn I'm one sick bastard.
Cantelope!!!
You cut a hole in the cantelope and nuke it up. It gets a nice soft "fuzzy" texture around the rim and the inside "meat" stays somewhat firm replicating a nice wet ****! Don't ask how I know this...but it definatly feels damn near like the real thing rofl! the funnies tshit is putting it back in the fridge when you are done and laughing your *** off watching your roomate/girlfreind/colleage whoever eat it up muwahahaa damn I'm one sick bastard.
08-21-2004, 12:35 AM
#36
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Join Date: Jan 2004
Posts: 4,733
Re:LMAO Homemade -----
Originally Posted by Bizzar
You guys are using the wrong fruit! A grapefruit for one is yes, acidy and secondly too gushy on the inside. Heres what you need to use instead...
Cantelope!!!
You cut a hole in the cantelope and nuke it up. It gets a nice soft "fuzzy" texture around the rim and the inside "meat" stays somewhat firm replicating a nice wet ****! Don't ask how I know this...but it definatly feels damn near like the real thing rofl! the funnies tshit is putting it back in the fridge when you are done and laughing your *** off watching your roomate/girlfreind/colleage whoever eat it up muwahahaa damn I'm one sick bastard.
Cantelope!!!
You cut a hole in the cantelope and nuke it up. It gets a nice soft "fuzzy" texture around the rim and the inside "meat" stays somewhat firm replicating a nice wet ****! Don't ask how I know this...but it definatly feels damn near like the real thing rofl! the funnies tshit is putting it back in the fridge when you are done and laughing your *** off watching your roomate/girlfreind/colleage whoever eat it up muwahahaa damn I'm one sick bastard.
08-21-2004, 01:13 AM
#38
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Join Date: Aug 2004
Posts: 709
Re:LMAO Homemade -----
Hell yeah I'm serious. It was one of those "I'll do that if you do this" type deals with my wife. BTW she was able to shoot those grapes almost 4 feet!
(I'm joking about the putting it back in the fridge part ROFL)
(I'm joking about the putting it back in the fridge part ROFL)
08-21-2004, 07:36 PM
#40
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Join Date: Apr 2004
Posts: 9,800
Re:LMAO Homemade -----
Originally Posted by Whitey
Actually I just thought about it and ------- a grapefruit would probably be like having ghonnerra, cause acidic fruit juice would burn like a ----------er. Remember to use protection and good luck 
