kyles PSA for the month of May, don't go offroading in your accord.
 

overall a funny ass night. I get done with the symphony around 1130, call up my friends and they're in the desert having a bon fire, sounds great, I'll drive out there. I've driven out to the spot in my civic before, no big deal. so I head out there in my accord and I take the wrong ------- path. I know I have to keep my speed up to prevent getting suck, so I haul ass up this hill and then when I see that it ------- drops off after the top I slam the brakes and throw it into reverse, too late, I'm high centered and fucked.
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we tied a repelling rope doubled up 4 times to my tow hook and my friend's ford ranger bumper, it bent his bumper a little and then broke, all 4 ------- pieces broke. so they took another friend to get his 4wd toyota truck and some chains and I was out real quick. it was pretty funny. I was only scared when I first got stuck because I got my civic stuck once with no one to pull my ass out and it was shitt, but once my friends got there to pull me out I was just laughing the whole time because it was pretty funny.

Re: kyles PSA for the month of May, don't go offroading in your accord.
 

hahahahha, where hte hell have you been kyle you arent here as much as you usuallyare

Re: kyles PSA for the month of May, don't go offroading in your accord.
 

i'll be sure to keep my accord on teh streets :P

lol bummer, at least you got out

Re: kyles PSA for the month of May, don't go offroading in your accord.
 

I had that happen to me in my first car (ford contour) doing a little rallying in it and took a wrong path and it opened up into a mud bog surrounded by trees. I tried keeping up speed and turn around but got stuck. We raided a local construction site for some rope and tied it to my friends van. Jacked the car up in the mud and got it out. It ripped the tail light of the van off. I found it all pretty humerous. The car was caked with mud for like the next week.

Glad to see you got yourself unstuck.

Re: kyles PSA for the month of May, don't go offroading in your accord.
 

nice pants homo.

Re: kyles PSA for the month of May, don't go offroading in your accord.
 

lol nice writeup kyle. I NEVER got stuck in snow with the accord, not even in buffalo winters :-*

Re: kyles PSA for the month of May, don't go offroading in your accord.
 

I took my accord into a cornfield one time, good times. Hit the e-brake and the rear end came around real nice.

Re: kyles PSA for the month of May, don't go offroading in your accord.
 

I keep my khakies with a cuff and a crease.

I've had 3 cases of bad luck and 1 case of good luck offroading hondas. this, got my civic stuck in a ravine once, got my civic stuck in some mud on the side of my house once, and then succesfully drove my civic to the place I was headed with the accord.