Kyles PSA for the month of April, don't be drunk when you meet girls
04-16-2005, 03:55 PM
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Re: Kyles PSA for the month of April, don't be drunk when you meet girls
Originally Posted by Dr.Boost
Wait a minute.......so there was $600 on the table, a tent, and two drunk females and you still didn't get laid? 
For ***** sake man, you gotta try harder or something. I have no idea what an attractive man looks like, but you don't seem to be too fucked up looking. WTF is the problem?
Yo, I gots the hook-up on Viagra if that'll help?
For ***** sake man, you gotta try harder or something. I have no idea what an attractive man looks like, but you don't seem to be too fucked up looking. WTF is the problem? Yo, I gots the hook-up on Viagra if that'll help?
I don't need viagra, the little guy was ready to go. the problem was the one I was making out with remembered that she's a lesbian when I tried to grab her ***, then she left the tent and that's when the guy fell in the fire and then the cops and ambulances came, and I didn't.
04-16-2005, 04:16 PM
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Re: Kyles PSA for the month of April, don't be drunk when you meet girls
Originally Posted by Kyle
I should tell girls, "hey, you should get with me, dr. boost said I don't look fucked up"
I don't need viagra, the little guy was ready to go. the problem was the one I was making out with remembered that she's a lesbian when I tried to grab her ***, then she left the tent and that's when the guy fell in the fire and then the cops and ambulances came, and I didn't.
I've never met these girls, but I bet they have never eaten a pink taco.Ladies and gentlemen, you have MTV to thank for this ----.
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04-17-2005, 11:44 AM
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Re: Kyles PSA for the month of April, don't be drunk when you meet girls
Originally Posted by Dr.Boost
Ya know, it's funny because half of the guys talking about how ugly those chicks are probably haven't had physical contact with a female in months. Bitches is bitches Kyle, nice work. 
From the looks of the pictures the "one with the cleavage" wasn't the top pick of the two so I think you made the best of the situation. :P
Keep your mouth shut Preston or I'll have your *** banned. :P
From the looks of the pictures the "one with the cleavage" wasn't the top pick of the two so I think you made the best of the situation. :PKeep your mouth shut Preston or I'll have your *** banned. :P
04-17-2005, 11:47 AM
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Re: Kyles PSA for the month of April, don't be drunk when you meet girls
Originally Posted by boosted_hatch_216
hey -----s ----- right. did you see julian about ready to get on that nasty bitch again last night. lol. alcohol does wonders. it helps ugly people get laid. :P
Haha, she has 2 kids too. That was some funny ----.You ready to go shooting?
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04-17-2005, 11:56 AM
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Re: Kyles PSA for the month of April, don't be drunk when you meet girls
yeah when are we goin? i gotta go to my grand parents and lay out a landscape real quick. so that hoe has 2 kids and she was tryin to get on julians nuts and then she left to go answer a booty call. scandalous.
04-17-2005, 12:00 PM
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Re: Kyles PSA for the month of April, don't be drunk when you meet girls
Originally Posted by boosted_hatch_216
yeah when are we goin? i gotta go to my grand parents and lay out a landscape real quick. so that hoe has 2 kids and she was tryin to get on julians nuts and then she left to go answer a booty call. scandalous.
BahahahahaGive me a call when you're done ------- around. I think Sams closes around 12-1 so if you don't have any rounds you need to go get some.
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04-18-2005, 02:41 AM
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Re: Kyles PSA for the month of April, don't be drunk when you meet girls
Yea those are deff some ugly hoes.. But some ppl have to take what they can almost get. Good work. I think.
Originally Posted by Dr.Boost
Wait a minute.......so there was $600 on the table, a tent, and two drunk females and you still didn't get laid? For ***** sake man, you gotta try harder or something. I have no idea what an attractive man looks like, but you don't seem to be too fucked up looking. WTF is the problem?
Yo, I gots the hook-up on Viagra if that'll help?
For ***** sake man, you gotta try harder or something. I have no idea what an attractive man looks like, but you don't seem to be too fucked up looking. WTF is the problem? Yo, I gots the hook-up on Viagra if that'll help?
