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JOB APPLICATION

NAME: John Kerry

RESIDENCE: 7 mansions, including one in Washington DC, worth multi-millions. I served in Vietnam (four months).

EXPERIENCE:
Law Enforcement. In my career as a U.S. Senator, I've voted to cut every law enforcement, CIA, and Defense bill. I ordered the city of Boston to remove a fire hydrant in front of my mansion, thereby endangering my neighbors in the event of fire. I served in Vietnam (four months).

MILITARY:
I served in Vietnam (four months). I used three minor injuries to get an early discharge from the military and service in Vietnam (as documented by the attending doctor). I served in Vietnam (four months). I then returned to the U.S., joined Jane Fonda in protesting the war, and insulted returning Vietnam vets, claiming they committed atrocities and were baby killers. I served in Vietnam (four months). I threw my medals, ribbons, or something away in protest. Or did I? My book " Vietnam Veterans Against the War: The New Soldier", shows how I truly feel about the military. I served in Vietnam (four months).

COLLEGE:
I graduated from Yale University with a low C average. Unlike my counterpart George Bush, I have no higher education and did not get admitted to Harvard nor graduate with an M.B.A

PAST WORK EXPERIENCE:
After College and Vietnam, I ran for the U.S. Congress and have been there ever since. I have no real world experience except marrying very rich women and running their companies vicariously through them. I served in Vietnam (four months).

ACCOMPLISHMENTS:
As a U.S. Senator I set the record for the most liberal voting record, exceeding even Ted Kennedy and Hillary Clinton. I have consistently failed to support our military and CIA by voting against their budgets, thus gutting our country's ability to defend itself. Although I voted for the Iraq War, now I am against it and refuse to admit that I voted for it. I voted for every liberal piece of legislation. I have no plan to help this country but I intend to raise taxes significantly if I am elected. I served in Vietnam (four months).

My wealth so far exceeds that of my counterpart, George Bush, that he will never catch up. I make little or no charitable contributions and have never agreed to pay any voluntary excess taxes in Massachusetts, despite family wealth in excess of $ 700 million. I served in Vietnam (four months).

I (we) own 28 manufacturing plants (Heinz) outside of the U.S. in places like Asia, Mexico and Europe. We can make more profit from the cheaper cost of labor in those Countries, although I blame George Bush for sending all of the other jobs out of Country. I served in Vietnam (four months).

Although I claim to be in favor of alternative energy sources, Ted Kennedy and I oppose windmills off Nantucket and Martha's Vineyard as it might spoil our view of the ocean as we cruise on our yachts. I served in Vietnam (four months).

RECORDS AND REFERENCES:
None. However, I served in Vietnam (four months).

PERSONAL I practice my Catholic faith whenever cameras are present. I ride a Serotta Bike. I love to ski/snowboard. I call my Gulfstream V Jet the "Flying Squirrel". I call my $850,000 42-foot Hinckley twin diesel yacht the "Scarmouche".

I am fascinated by rap and hip-hop and feel it reflects our real culture.

I own several "Large" SUVs including one parked at my Nantucket summer mansion, though I am against large, polluting, inefficient vehicles and blame George Bush for our energy problems. I served in Vietnam (four months).

PLEASE CONSIDER MY EXPERIENCE WHEN VOTING IN 2004.

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LOL, thats about it. Whoever made that needs some kind of recognition.. maybe three purple hearts :-*

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Is annyone else tired of all these political threads?

Just go ------- vote and quit with this ---- allready ::).

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Well, I am too, just wait. It'll be over soon enough. ;) Then there will be a thread complaining about who won, and then we'll be done for a while. :D

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WOW! Bush graduated from middle school! Who would have thought? ::)

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He not only graduated middle school, but high school as well (C average in high school). Then he graduated from Yale and Harvard. Did Kerry do that? Nope. ----- whipped bitch was in 'Nam for 4 months, got tiny pieces of shrapenel stuck in his arm, came home and protested the war. -----.

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ya even after all that i still think he's more qualifed than bush. bush is the only president who has to take time from humping his sister to try and run the country

Beau

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GRR >=/ and kerry is the only person who wants to legalize gay marriages besides all the dikes and homos. and bush isnt planning on taxing gas 6 times after elected. i dont know about you but i cant afford 6.50 a gallon. thats more expensive than trick racing gas or blue 100 at 76. )=-

i dont like politics, but he is ------- with my car and trying to make adam and steve, adam and eve.

my next weeks sticker is gonna be "Real men love "bush", while homos love kerry."

http://67.172.163.179/ef4dr/rearhigh.jpg

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DUDE please get that sticker done, then show my mom....she hella hates you...its funny ----...oh well, shes a communist, so it doesnt matter ;D

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Thanks for the propaganda ::)