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cmoney 09-30-2005 11:11 PM

just got back from heaven! edit link to strip club added
 
i went on a trip to Desmoines, IA and went to a b.y.o.b. juice bar called the "Lumber Yard" and this place is the best strip club i have ever been to!! they have porn stars that strip fully nude, 3 stories tall, 7 stages with 2 or 3 girls on a stage and one is a shower, yes a real shower omg!!!!!!!!!! they do every thing i talking lesbian sex, masterbateing, it is the greatest and its cheap $1 dances and $35 privates with hott bitches so if your ever in the desmonies area i would HIGHLY recomend going!!!

and i know this post has no real pont i just wanted to let everyone know that there is a heaven!!!!! >:D

Xgenturbo 09-30-2005 11:29 PM

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No real point? I think this is the greatest post ever

HMTguy 09-30-2005 11:43 PM

Re: just got back from heaven!
 
I just masturbated to this post

90dx 09-30-2005 11:46 PM

Re: just got back from heaven!
 
Aren't strip bars in the US only topless though?

HMTguy 09-30-2005 11:51 PM

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No way, maybe in some certain areas but I can see butthole all day long

cmoney 10-01-2005 12:31 AM

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i think it all depends here in iowa if you sell alchol on the premises it is only topless but if not let the ----- rubbin begin!!!!! ;D

dragon 10-01-2005 01:40 AM

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where the pics son?

NBLKID 10-01-2005 01:46 AM

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Originally Posted by jagojon3
No way, maybe in some certain areas but I can see butthole all day long

yea same here,

porn stars that are 3 stories tall?lol j/k sounds great tho

cmoney 10-01-2005 01:51 AM

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sorry no flash photos in the club but i do know there web site ;)
http://www.iwantwood.com/

gurusan 10-01-2005 02:17 AM

Re: just got back from heaven! edit link to strip club added
 
you kids need to get laid. :P


....wait...so do i ::)

jinxy 10-01-2005 09:46 AM

Re: just got back from heaven! edit link to strip club added
 
"the lumber yard" sounds like an all male strip club :P actual strip clubs that serve alchahol are topless only. but if its a "gentlemans club" and you have to purchase a membership and the club is bring your own beer. then its full nude. or here in ohio anyways

dragon 10-01-2005 09:50 AM

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Originally Posted by rawr
"the lumber yard" sounds like an all male strip club :P actual strip clubs that serve alchahol are topless only. but if its a "gentlemans club" and you have to purchase a membership and the club is bring your own beer. then its full nude. or here in ohio anyways

you are correct sir

cmoney 10-01-2005 12:24 PM

Re: just got back from heaven! edit link to strip club added
 

Originally Posted by rawr
"the lumber yard" sounds like an all male strip club :P actual strip clubs that serve alchahol are topless only. but if its a "gentlemans club" and you have to purchase a membership and the club is bring your own beer. then its full nude. or here in ohio anyways

no the bitches are so hot the give you wood, 'LIKE A LUMBER YARD" ;) ,come on,


besides didn't you check out the website

Dx 101 10-01-2005 12:54 PM

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great way to get out of the house and away from your wife.

"hey honey im going out with tom to the lumber yard, gotta check some stuff out get a few things taken care of."


IntaCooler 10-01-2005 04:51 PM

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...y wouldn't they be fully nude? isn't that the point

asianpoet 10-02-2005 08:16 AM

Re: just got back from heaven! edit link to strip club added
 
kinda of a weird name... but id go, just for the hell of it

jacob_kohler 10-02-2005 10:38 PM

Re: just got back from heaven! edit link to strip club added
 
Strip club near where I live has a full nude, as long as your over 21, then they have a seperate 18-20 topless. Sucks though, a girl I went to high school works there...lesbian, pretty hot but I couldnt get myself to go up to the floor for her, too weird.

cmoney 10-02-2005 11:25 PM

Re: just got back from heaven! edit link to strip club added
 

Originally Posted by jacob_kohler
Strip club near where I live has a full nude, as long as your over 21, then they have a seperate 18-20 topless. Sucks though, a girl I went to high school works there...lesbian, pretty hot but I couldnt get myself to go up to the floor for her, too weird.


dude that would be crazy to see some girl you know naked, be even better if you wanted to see her naked and just never did, but never the less you got to give her a dollar ;D

xternal 10-02-2005 11:29 PM

Re: just got back from heaven! edit link to strip club added
 

Originally Posted by jacob_kohler
Strip club near where I live has a full nude, as long as your over 21, then they have a seperate 18-20 topless. Sucks though, a girl I went to high school works there...lesbian, pretty hot but I couldnt get myself to go up to the floor for her, too weird.

LMAO ;D ;D
Get drunk and do what the ---- you want , poke her with a bottle

krustindumm 10-03-2005 01:46 AM

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oh god...

chito 09-19-2009 04:07 AM

funny

sanjiyan69 09-29-2009 07:50 AM

strip clubs around here are stupid. the girls have to be at least like 6 ft away and it's not fully nude.

mtnbob 09-29-2009 10:36 PM

hmmm porn in the midwest, what a concept

mtnbob 09-29-2009 10:37 PM

What's the point of a strip club where the women aren't nude???

mtnbob 09-29-2009 10:38 PM

I miss the strip clubs in F.L. the one's here in the "bible belt" can't compare

DannyAE 10-27-2009 01:50 AM


Originally Posted by cmoney (Post 538872)
i went on a trip to Desmoines, IA and went to a b.y.o.b. juice bar called the "Lumber Yard" and this place is the best strip club i have ever been to!! they have porn stars that strip fully nude, 3 stories tall, 7 stages with 2 or 3 girls on a stage and one is a shower, yes a real shower omg!!!!!!!!!!* * * * they do every thing i talking lesbian sex, masterbateing, it is the greatest and its cheap $1 dances and $35 privates with hott bitches so if your ever in the desmonies area i would HIGHLY recomend going!!!

and i know this post has no real pont i just wanted to let everyone know that there is a heaven!!!!! >:D

my nieces dad got me into the lumberyard when i was 17..
my dick STILL hasnt gone down...


that place rocks


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