jacob

whats funny is they just put that asian guy on a coors light commercial for sponsorship

BigD

How does that Asian guy stay so skinny?

Jorsher

Probably the same way I can eat twice as much as some and still remain half their weight...

beaker

fist full of cocaine?

krustindumm

Jorsher

Yup that's it, I'm addicted to cocaine and methamphetamines

Sorry I can't be fat like the rest of america

Jcushing

oh yeah its so great that we finally captured all that glory back to the US

BigD

Yeah really. I eat once a day and loose no weight. Jorsher eats whatever whenever and never gains a pound. Some of those fingers he mules must be leaking.

salesmonkey

i once saw a discovery thing about a japanese guy training for those eating contests. he started by drinking a gallon of water and then went for a run several miles then he came back and drank like another gallon. average people throw up before even getting a gallon down. and by average people i mean, everyone that doesnt eat like a whale.