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1slow91 07-13-2006 02:17 AM

jesus billboard
 
prolly heard this on the radio but here is a link http://abclocal.go.com/ktrk/story?se...cal&id=4354235
KING OF JEWS KING OF BEERS rather interesting :6

N1ghtM0nkey 07-13-2006 02:48 AM

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Nice. I hate people that get all upset about that ----. Like Jesus didn't enjoy beer or something. I'm sure Jesus had a great sense of humor too, or else nobody would write a book about the ---- he did. :D

HondaTuner 07-13-2006 02:50 AM

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LOL!

Jesus drank a good bit of wine in his day, fyi :) Heck, he changed some water INTO wine... can't tell me he wasn't a lover of wine :y :6

Jorsher 07-13-2006 02:53 AM

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Hell yeah, you can't tell me he didn't practice the water to wine trick at home.

N1ghtM0nkey 07-13-2006 03:58 AM

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Jesus was a better preacher than business man though, cause I'm sure he could sell that wine for a decent price.

Or maybe there's some moral issue there?

People still drink wine and ---- at church too.

Sinner 07-13-2006 08:20 AM

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i'd guess he is a guinus(ms) type of guy.

Xgenturbo 07-13-2006 11:19 AM

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I'm not in to the whole church scene, people believe in what they want to believe in, thats cool (unless you're a terrorist)

Anyway, Last time I was at church, the priest cracked a good joke, all the younger people laughed and had a good time, and all the old bitter bitches were like "OMG, I cant believe he would say such a thing, if only the bishop and pope were to find out how this church operates"

My advice to these fat bitter tree huggers is ---- YOU, GET A LIFE, IF YOU DONT LIKE HOW THE CHURCH IS THESE DAYS THEN START YOUR OWN RELIGION.

If church was fun, more younger people would go and have a good time...Think of it this way, if they gave out beer at church, and all you had to do to get some beer was to sit there for not even a full hour and listen to preachings about how big J used to do it the old school way and the priest made it fun, you'd go back for more beer would you not?


N1ghtM0nkey 07-13-2006 03:09 PM

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---- yeah, but religion freaks scare me. Especially if they're brown people, then they're very scary. But what's even worse, is when middle aged guys try and act young and cool to reach out to younger kids. Anybody ever seen Weatherman the movie?

HondaTuner 07-13-2006 03:14 PM

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I liked Weatherman. What's the connection?

N1ghtM0nkey 07-13-2006 05:48 PM

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The part where the dude buys the kid the sweater and invites him over to his house to play with a camera or something. They take pictures of the kid with his shirt off and stuff.

buk9tp 07-13-2006 05:55 PM

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Originally Posted by Xgenturbo
I'm not in to the whole church scene, people believe in what they want to believe in, thats cool (unless you're a terrorist)

Anyway, Last time I was at church, the priest cracked a good joke, all the younger people laughed and had a good time, and all the old bitter bitches were like "OMG, I cant believe he would say such a thing, if only the bishop and pope were to find out how this church operates"

My advice to these fat bitter tree huggers is ---- YOU, GET A LIFE, IF YOU DONT LIKE HOW THE CHURCH IS THESE DAYS THEN START YOUR OWN RELIGION.

If church was fun, more younger people would go and have a good time...Think of it this way, if they gave out beer at church, and all you had to do to get some beer was to sit there for not even a full hour and listen to preachings about how big J used to do it the old school way and the priest made it fun, you'd go back for more beer would you not?


but then youd be going there for the beer :P

you dont go to church for anyone other than god.. :P

HondaTuner 07-13-2006 05:56 PM

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A lot of people don't go to church for God, buk. You wouldn't believe how many people go just because its "traditional".

buk9tp 07-13-2006 05:59 PM

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Originally Posted by SinisterCRX
A lot of people don't go to church for God, buk. You wouldn't believe how many people go just because its "traditional".

u can tell the diference between the people who go to church for god.. and the people who go there cause its traditional

**cough** cough** lady wailing and crying screaming at the top of her lungs **cough**cough**

:P

HondaTuner 07-13-2006 06:01 PM

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People do that at your church? :l

The weirdest person in our church is one black guy who screams HALLELUJAH at the most akward times :S

buk9tp 07-13-2006 06:04 PM

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Originally Posted by SinisterCRX
People do that at your church? :l

The weirdest person in our church is one black guy who screams HALLELUJAH at the most akward times :S

lol i dont have a church i have a mosque :P

seen it done in a baptist church, and a prebysterian (sp???) church.. and one other church that i forgot what sect it was :P

i see that ---- and all i can think is televangelist :3

Xgenturbo 07-13-2006 06:13 PM

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Originally Posted by buk9tp
but then youd be going there for the beer :P

you dont go to church for anyone other than god.. :P

There is nothing wrong with going to church to have a beer.


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