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Soooo Friday i have a customer come in, he looking for a car for his daughter, ok Fine. What have you been looking at? what kind of monthly payment were you looking to be around? Blah blah blah...
So i take his info, run a credit app. My Mgr tells me to tell him it might be awhile before we hear from the banks as their being slow. So he says "I have to take my daughter to school anyway can you call me with the info?" I sure can sir, no problem.

Shortly after he leaves my General Mgr and Finance Mgr approach me and tell me i cant sell that guy a car. I say, MMmm OK whys that? So then i get this stack of paper ehhh maybe 22-23 sheets. theres prolly nearly 32 "Alias names" he uses multiple address, including the one he used for his application. and under each Alias name... several comments from the "AFCO" which im not sure Exactly what or who that is but. on certain Alias names hes been involved in drug trafficking, passport issues in more than a dozen countries. Oh and my Favorite and i quote "Minister of Civil aviation and transportation for the Taliban Regime" and that was just the better of the two with that Reference.

Now the funny poop on a stick is. The Guys the Manager to the Southgate Kmart and his brother works as a clerk at the value city dept store. NO not furniture, cause thats what i thought. Hes a clerk at the clothing store and he says he makes $7600 a month as reported income. im like "WHAAAAAaaaaa?" lolz maybe he meant furniture.. nope clothes... im like wtf!

so all in all, i guess in the most unsuspecting places you will fine members of tose who threaten the world with there own ideals. Not in a high profile place like the GM tech center or Airport security advisors.. but that creepy guy folding the the white products in the bath and bedding dept at the local half off store.

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