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I live in a dorm. Public bathrooms. Toilets 1 and 2 have piss and nasty ---- all over them. Toilet 3 has ---- on it. All are not able to be acceptable by means of toilet seat cover.

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drop an upper decker if it has a toilet tank O0

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id say its time to re-evaluate your choice in living quarters

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thats hi--------larious.

No I can't live somewhere else.

I've got about a half hour before I have to make a decision.

Breakfast - biscuits and gravy

Lunch - Pizza.


Waiting too much longer means certain death. :-[

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If you're on the east coast is dark as hell out here, just go take a dump outside. Or go in with a pressure washer into the damn bathroom. man thats gross.

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run now grab a bucket and fill it up in the bathroom and splash the ---- out of everything
in 30 minutes it should have drained out

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First tell your RA. You pay probably $5000 a year to live on campus. Bathrooms should be clean. Now it's not really the cleaning crew's fault. Almost all freshman dorm bathrooms look like that because for whatever reason when you are 18 it's an awesome idea to ---- everywhere except the toilet. If you notice someone doing stuff like that, note who they are. Then piss in relatively big bottle for a couple of days. When the time is right, go by their room, and funnel it under their door into their room. Hopefully they will walk in it. Either way, they will have to live with a urine soaked carpet for the rest of the year.

Next step is to walk and take a ---- elsewhere. When I'm on campus I have a particular bathroom I use to take shits. It's quiet, clean, and not often used. I will walk across campus to go there as long as it's not an emergency. I suggest you find a similar place to take shits.

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I took a ---- somewhere else. It was a trek but My ass has VTEC so it was ok.

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damn thats hell, you dont even have your own toilet in your dorm. jail even as it better. you may have to room with up to 18 other guys but at least theres a bathroom per room. and if you pretend to be crazy or suicidel you get a bathroom and sink all to yourself. now i have a question. does your dorm have a window? do you see where im getting at? open the window and just ---- on outside. like nature take its course. after a while you probibly start to enjoy your and probibly will fab up a toilet seat so you can sit comfortable while shitting outside your window. thats just what i would do. or you could ---- on paper plates in your dorm and throw them away in your buddys room.

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Go find some chicks like this. They'll dispose of it for you. :6
http://image.bayimg.com/magejaabp.jpg

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now thats ------- discusting

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Thank u Stillnoturbo! ;D

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How about you make like a woman and clean it?

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Campus library bathrooms FTW (I always used the small library... less traffic, usually cleaner).

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you'd clean 3 toilets used by 40 guys everyday?!?

you :8

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No, you would clean the toilets. Bitch.

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yeah, just walk to campus and go up to a prof office hallway or something, those are always clean.

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i don't get you I have no idea what your talking about. :8.

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the toilets at my trade school would get pissed on by the high school drop outs they tried to push in to the trades
so id go up to the 5th floor to the offices, nice and clean even smelled good