scarface

good job

southwest2118

you know what they say

Those who can, do. Those who can't, teach.

Those who can't teach, counsel. Those who can't counsel, administrate. Those who can't administrate, enter data into the computer. Those who can't enter data into the computer, take dictation. Those who can't take dictation, alphabetize files. Those who can't alphabetize files, answer the phone. Those who can't answer the phone, fry hamburgers. Those who can't fry hamburgers, fry the cash register. Those who can't run the cash register, wait on tables. Those who can't wait on tables, carry dirty dishes to the kitchen. Those who can't carry dirty dishes to the kitchen, was the dishes. Those who can't wash dirty dishes, peel potatoes. Those who can't peel potatoes, buff the floor. Those who can't buff the floor haul out the garbage. Those who can't haul out the garbage, write poetry. Those who can't write poetry, write clever letters to the editor. Those who can't write clever letters to the editor, write angry letters to the editor. Those who can't write angry letters to the editor, spraypaint graffiti. Those who can't spraypaint graffiti, write screenplays. Those who can't write screenplays, write TV scripts. Those who can't write tv scripts, read scripts for the studios. Those who can't read scripts for the studios, act. Those who can't act, take acting classes. Those who can't take acting classes, sing. Those who can't sing, sing rock 'n' roll. Those who can't sing roc 'n' roll, sing it anyway. Those who can't sing it anyway, become depressed. Those who can't become depressed, get bitter. Those who can't get bitter, get confused. Those who get confused, stay confused. Those who stay confused, find it difficult to complete unfinished sentences. Those who find it difficult to complete unfinished sentences, put turbos in cars. Those who can't put turbos in cars join H-T. :P

rprznt

funniest post on HMT and so true ha ha.

JDMFantasy2K

yeah every first quarter at my school, the parking lot would be packed and my class was like 25 kids. By the time we were in the 5th quarter, there were like 7 kids left. Lot of people think they got it and they're really just dousche bags

Tom-Guy

Welcome to most curriculums.

udaredme

and/or the united states education system

ososlohatch

scottsi

I wish I had a cool autoshop teacher in HS. I showed him my turbo hatchback and he tried telling me that I'd need a fifth inject in the intake piping if I wanted to turn up the boost. Accordingly I dropped that class after that statement proving him retarded.

accordepicenter

you should go to a classroom and play mumball for hours

krustindumm

when i went through we started the 1st year with ~60, 2nd seme3-4 of us got Aster~50, 2nd year ~30, and finished the last semester at 24. 3-4 of us got ase master certified within a year.