I'm still drunk from last night...
 

Dammit I have ---- to do today. I need to ------- sober up. I feel like ----.

Re: I'm still drunk from last night...
 

thats because your a dwarf. normal sized boys would have been sober by now

Re: I'm still drunk from last night...
 

I don't even know when I went to bed. My phone said I texted peopel at 3am. I woke up with my contacts in and the light on. My roommate and I finished off a 1/5th of vodka. I haven't drank in a while and I never drink hard A, so a half of a 1/5 is a lot for me. Haha I haven't been that blacked out drunk in a while.

Re: I'm still drunk from last night...
 

I just ate some deviled eggs, farted, and it smelled just like the eggs.

Re: I'm still drunk from last night...
 

nice haha. I ate about 20 deviled eggs at a party once. I didn't even puke! I think I puked last night though, can't really remember.

Re: I'm still drunk from last night...
 

hahaha 1/5th of vodka
me and my buddy finish a bottle and just get "buzzed" and not those small bottles either

its what happens when the legal drinking age is 18 :y

Re: I'm still drunk from last night...
 

Yeah I don't really drink like I used to back when I was in high school.

Re: I'm still drunk from last night...
 

I can drink a stupid amount of Vodka. :l Very bad.....very bad...I'm drinking Vodka right now. :l.....and I have to go back to work. :l
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Re: I'm still drunk from last night...
 

Oh my god your a -----. Me and a friemd killed a half gallon in about fourty five minutes. I had to keep drinking beer to stay drunk. Im not that big of a guy either

Re: I'm still drunk from last night...
 

im gonna call bullshit...a 1.75 in 45 minutes for two people is enough for alky poisoning imho