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im new
Finally registered, Ive been lurking for a bit.
Just wanted to say hello and sorta introduce myself before I start posting. Currently this site is consuming about 70-80% of my workdays. The only thing that would be better is if the nsfw pron threads would load, but hey I cant complain. |
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I like all these "hi, I'm new here, where are all the bitches" threads. on other sites there are sometimes forums dedicated to welcoming new people, other simply suggest you should say hello. here on hmt we don't say ----, but people still take the time to say hi.
what up noob, I hope you're really dumb so I can make fun of you while teaching you at the same time, it's the hmt way. |
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paz to you too!!
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Originally Posted by Kyle
I like all these "hi, I'm new here, where are all the bitches" threads. on other sites there are sometimes forums dedicated to welcoming new people, other simply suggest you should say hello. here on hmt we don't say ----, but people still take the time to say hi.
what up noob, I hope you're really dumb so I can make fun of you while teaching you at the same time, it's the hmt way. Kyle is the master at N/A BOV installation.Hes her for ya! |
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Hi, I'm new too. :)
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Originally Posted by d16z64life
Kyle is the master at N/A BOV installation.Hes her for ya!
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There's a kid at school with a Cavi who's oh-so-proud of his BOV on his intake pipe.. worst thing is he thinks it improves performance..
paz, anything we should know that we can make fun of you for? Drive a domestic? Are you short? Do you drive a rotary and claim it to be the best ever? Are you Greek? I'm such a bastard.. ;D |
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did you crash your crx when you were on a road all alone while you were swerving to miss an elephant?
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welcome welcome. what the ---- does paz mean?
by the way Kyle is the coolest kid on the planet, so always listen to what he says ;) |
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Originally Posted by Kyle
did you crash your crx when you were on a road all alone while you were swerving to miss an elephant?
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this is a funny thread already. welcome man, and answer all the questions youve been asked or i will ban u
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Originally Posted by yellowcrx6
this is a funny thread already. welcome man, and answer all the questions youve been asked or i will ban u
so on what nights does your sister put out to guys from the internet? |
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Originally Posted by Kyle
Originally Posted by yellowcrx6
this is a funny thread already. welcome man, and answer all the questions youve been asked or i will ban u
so on what nights does your sister put out to guys from the internet? |
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Originally Posted by SinisterCRX
Originally Posted by Kyle
Originally Posted by yellowcrx6
this is a funny thread already. welcome man, and answer all the questions youve been asked or i will ban u
so on what nights does your sister put out to guys from the internet? |
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welcome paz, just ingore kyle hes just mad cuz your car is faster than his :)
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ah shoot....This site makes me laugh, all while supplying very useful information.
1. Yea im dumb as dirt kyle, youre in luck 2. I dont drive a domestic, hondas and subs for me. And whiel I am not short, do not claim rotaries to be the greTesT eVaR, and am not greek. I do on occasion, laugh at certain short members of greek ethnicity who post here. 3. I have yet to crash a vehicle. 4. Sorry but my sister is not only metled but shes married too. That about cover it yellowcrx6 ? |
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bahahaha nice work. welcome to posting on the forum. :)
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Paz,
Welcome to the site. As the official useless knowledge data baser I welcome you to HMT. Enjoy your stay, please post often. Ignore the teenager comments and ---- from the candian members. Remember to research your topic before posting a question and try and keep things as professional as possible. If you stumble upon a useless thread, please feel free to bash whomever is being attacked (I see you are familiar with our bitch-boy member, midget kain). Please recruite as many females as possible to this board, we don't really care if your sister is married. Naked pics always welcome. Let me know if I can be of any service. -ryan |
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Originally Posted by quadnie
we don't really care if your sister is married. Naked pics always welcome. Let me know if I can be of any service.
-ryan |
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Originally Posted by quadnie
we don't really care if your sister is married. Naked pics always welcome.
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Originally Posted by Kyle
Originally Posted by quadnie
we don't really care if your sister is married. Naked pics always welcome.
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or if you have a porn picture that you can try to pass off as a chick you know, feel free to do so.
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Originally Posted by paz
2. I dont drive a domestic, hondas and subs for me. And whiel I am not short, do not claim rotaries to be the greTesT eVaR, and am not greek. I do on occasion, laugh at certain short members of greek ethnicity who post here.
I agree with quadnie, we ain't picky. :-* A ring can't stop a hole. ^^last time I used that line I caught all kinds of hell. :o __________________ Best Car Insurance | Auto Protection Today | FREE Trade-In Quote |
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my post was to brush over everything expected of a new user.. now it has just turned into "naked pics please"
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Originally Posted by Dr.Boost
Bahahaha, already fitting in nicely. ;)
I agree with quadnie, we ain't picky. :-* A ring can't stop a hole. ^^last time I used that line I caught all kinds of hell. :o |
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well i think it's about time for some naked pics of your sister then. share the wealth.
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in the HMT thong would be good.........
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yea...you dont want any pics of my sister in a thong, thats for sure. youll need some viagra for the next few weeks in order perform.
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try us
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some of the guys on her will hit it. take my word for it.
is imadousche online? |
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Originally Posted by slowcivic
some of the guys on her will hit it. take my word for it.
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yeah really, we need to ----- your sister out to help out poor high school memebers get laid!
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maybe you know someone that would model the HMT thong? we will recruite any willing paries.
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Originally Posted by Dr.Boost
last time I used that line I caught all kinds of hell. :o
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I was wondering if you would catch that. ;)
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I say that "ring won't plug a hole" line all the time. This chick at work (25) is married and she's already fucked 2 members of the kitchen staff, I'm next in line.
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Welcome to the Forum, i hope you have a sense of humor, all these guys are like my brothers, we just love to pull peoples legs, im sure you noticed that since you "lurked" around before registering
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Originally Posted by 88 Turbo Crx
Welcome to the Forum, i hope you have a sense of humor, all these guys are like my brothers, we just love to pull peoples legs, im sure you noticed that since you "lurked" around before registering
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looks good to me, your on my good list
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