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turbocivic17m 06-11-2003 06:55 PM

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ok, get this ----. I go to Florida State this weekend for orientation, by the way a great place, and I come home to find that the seat in my car is way forward and the mirror had been moved down. Didnt think anything of it at the time; i thought that maybe I had moved the seat to get something out of the back and I had hit the rearview mirror with my shoulder. Well tonight my mom slips and says that she knew why I wanted to drive her car down to FSU. She geos on to slip out of her mouth that my car shakes after 60 MPH. Now how the ---- could she know that? And since my car was recently turbo'd, of course im not letting anybody drive the damn thing, its a racing machine! Im thinking now back in my head about the seat being out of place and the mirror being moved, and how also my 20 year old sister has been begging my to let her drive the car. You can fill in the rest. MY SISTER DROVE MY MACHINE!! To most that wouldnt be that big of a deal. But imagine a girl ripping around town in your pride and joy not paying attention to pot holes that will dent the rims, or animals that will ---- up my front mount, or bird ---- coming out of the SKY! It makes my upset just thinking about it. As you can tell im very emotional when it comes to my car and who drives it. Not even my best friend has driven it yet. Well if you read all the way through this, im sorry for wasting your time. Possibly someone else has a similar story to help me cope with the pain.

OnYx 06-11-2003 07:09 PM

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2 words for you, kill switch.

beerbongskickass 06-11-2003 07:18 PM

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Yeah I would be pissed too, but luckily I don't have a sister. I do have to watch out for my mom though. You should she her drive our hot rod... burns out everywhere she goes.

Dr.Boost 06-11-2003 07:33 PM

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I don't think my mom or my sister could drive my car. Maybe my mom, but not my sister. My mom does burnouts. :)
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Semnos 06-11-2003 07:46 PM

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Yeah put a kill switch hehehee.
When I get my own car...Kill switch is da deal.

turbocivic17m 06-11-2003 07:52 PM

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trizzle

scttydb411 06-11-2003 08:20 PM

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my wife still hasn't driven my car since i turboed.

shortyz 06-11-2003 08:28 PM

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lol. shank her.

PoorMansPorsche 06-11-2003 08:29 PM

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NO ------ way.. ru going sumer term..? Im up there the 23rd dude..

BoostedED9 06-11-2003 08:32 PM

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just mess something up on the car now and make her buy you some new nice parts :)

turbocivic17m 06-11-2003 08:36 PM

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Im going down this august. You a student? Might have to meet up some time. I still dont have a roomate, or a room for that matter so if you know of a good appartment let me know ;D

civic_racer 06-11-2003 09:03 PM

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this could never happen to me, im the only one who has a key to my car ;D. and i only let fine ass girls drive my machine, with me in the passenger seat.

MikeJ-2009 06-11-2003 09:22 PM

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Originally Posted by civic_racer
and i only let fine ass girls drive my machine, with me in the passenger seat.

WTF? I would rather let 4 year old retarted kids drive! ;)

turbocivic17m 06-11-2003 11:19 PM

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Exacly my point. We all know that women just cant drive. Its a fact!

MR_DR_PEP 06-11-2003 11:26 PM

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that's exactly how I am... I don't let anyone touch my stuff.

Kill switch ;)

AgentMurdoc 06-11-2003 11:29 PM

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hehehe, when I go somewhere with my girl, she don't drive. SCARY she likes to brake at the LAST second, and I end up slappin' the dash and curl up. freaks me out man, it was koo when me driving permit was suspended (yeah they actually suspended that), but then I ended up driving anyways (driving without a license, exact same ---- that got my driver's permit suspended). Yeah, and if she wants to take her car, she still don't drive, I'll need to ---- and I still won't let her drive. And i would never let her drive a stick shift. It makes me shiver just thinking about it.

Princess 06-12-2003 12:39 AM

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Kind of weird cuz i drive Jeff's boosted cars all the time! well when they're running any way... Nothing has ever happened, well except that one thing!!! Just kidding i've neverdone anything to any of his cars! Just ask him the same queston though and you'll see who the scary driver is.... J/K love ya Jeff!

crippledgiraffe 06-12-2003 12:46 AM

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Why do women need drivers liscenses? There aren't any roads from the kitchen to the bedroom.

MR_DR_PEP 06-12-2003 12:46 AM

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well, as civic_racer put it, ". and i only let fine ass girls drive my machine"...

I've never let any of my friends drive my car (girl or boy)... I just can't let that happen. I mean I'm the kind of guy that has to move the car in the shade when it gets too hot, or when I hear about a chance of hail... I'm just attached to my car I guess.

civic_racer 06-12-2003 12:53 AM

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so pretty much all of you want your cars to look nice, but when a movie comes out with some nice ass cars in it you rag and call them ricers? :-\ or are they ricers because of the apc ---- on them?

MR_DR_PEP 06-12-2003 12:57 AM

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rice? What are you talking about? I'm still on the subject of salmon. ???

civic_racer 06-12-2003 01:03 AM

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Originally Posted by MR_DR_PEP
rice? What are you talking about? I'm still on the subject of salmon. ???

you mix rice and salmon, and you get a $.5 ----- driving an apc show car. ;D

45psi 06-12-2003 01:22 AM

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dont knock on the -----s. ugly people need love too :-\

civic_racer 06-12-2003 01:54 AM

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im not knockin up any ----- ;D! especially one that smells like salmon.

Sinner 06-12-2003 02:27 AM

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whos car is it? Did you buy it or did your parents? Do you still live with your parents? If so they own you. If she paid for it the she should be able to drive where ever the hell she wants and with who ever. BUT if she didnt pay for it thats a totally different story.

Nick

projekteg 06-12-2003 07:15 AM

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civic_racer, having a nice clean car and rice are two TOTALLY different things, i don't have any after market parts for appearance on the outside of my car, but i still want it to look clean

PoorMansPorsche 06-12-2003 10:25 AM

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Originally Posted by turbocivic17m
Im going down this august. You a student? Might have to meet up some time. I still dont have a roomate, or a room for that matter so if you know of a good appartment let me know ;D

yeah Im a student.. Im living dorm style for fall.. wish I could help you out.. you'll have no porblem finding housing just start looking..

-CF

d16u7nh 06-12-2003 11:29 AM

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I think Gangstar said it best "Where ever my Beemer goes, you know that I'm driveing".

turbocivic17m 06-12-2003 06:32 PM

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I drive a civic that I paid for. I pay for the insurance and all the ---- that goes under the hood, which i probably why I am so partial to it. After a 45 hour week that is totaly dedicated to my car, there is just no time to let anybody else drive it. Plus there is just the fact that only YOU know your car. Nobody else knows how to back down the steep driveway and keep from scraping, or how to keep the exhuast from rattling by keeping the idle around 1150 rpms when at stop lights. know what I mean... :)

Semnos 06-12-2003 06:52 PM

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Well The car I have is not only mine, but also my brother's
I fixed it up and he trashes it :( :'(.
He drives like a maniac and he just rips the car apart.
now that the turbo is going on..I'll be putting somekinda selnoid to vent of the boost when he drives.

ZexRex 06-12-2003 08:31 PM

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umm i bought my truck, lowered it myself, paid for the 18s myself and did the other 3g in modifications to it myself... damn straigt the only ppl drivin are 1) fly ass chicks with me in the pass seat and 2) my best buddies i trust when i am too wasted to drive (with me in the truck)

if someone drives it without my permission i would get pretty pissed

now my rex is different.. noone can drive it... well until i have it for a while at least

d16u7nh 06-13-2003 09:34 AM

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if you can get my car rolling without stalling it i might let someone drive it. thats after all the proper paperwork is filled out, and you pass the 3 day waiting period!!

WhiteTeg24 06-13-2003 01:21 PM

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Here's a story for ya! My first -----up with girls driving my car. I was working at this Car Audio joint and these 2 ------- hotties always came in and would hang out and sometimes actually buy ----. They were cool chicks. Well, one day they wanted to take my old Civic to the car wash and clean it up real good for me since I always helped them out. I thought, alright then I could sniff the seats when they got back. Just kiddin'. Anyways, about 20 minutes after they left, my mom calls me up and was like what are you doing driving over speed bumps so fast for? I'm like I don't have my car!!!! ------- sluts! So they show back up and I chewed their asses for like 30 minutes. I was pissed and these girls were just standing there like little 2 yr old girls. Turns out my car was fine but very violated. All was good after the girl driving the car decided she really liked sucking pepper. ;D

Turbo90Accord4DR 06-13-2003 03:37 PM

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Originally Posted by turbocivic17m
I drive a civic that I paid for. I pay for the insurance and all the ---- that goes under the hood, which i probably why I am so partial to it. After a 45 hour week that is totaly dedicated to my car, there is just no time to let anybody else drive it. Plus there is just the fact that only YOU know your car. Nobody else knows how to back down the steep driveway and keep from scraping, or how to keep the exhuast from rattling by keeping the idle around 1150 rpms when at stop lights. know what I mean... :)

haha the rattling yes yes about 1150 rpms does wonders on stoping rattles

Honda16hb 06-13-2003 10:04 PM

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what the ---- is going on with that rattle? how do you stop it other then idling at a different rpm?

crippledgiraffe 06-13-2003 10:13 PM

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Uninstall your whistle tips.

turbocivic17m 06-13-2003 11:46 PM

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not sure, I tried tightening all the bolts on my exhuast and still after i turned her over it was ------- rattling. pisses me off >:( Every time I take a friend out in the machine I have to exlpaine why it sounds like ass half the time. Whatever........the turbo spooling up makes the rattle worth it :)

leed 06-14-2003 02:56 AM

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I thought, alright then I could sniff the seats when they got back
LOL, as long as your not sniffing booster seats....


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