Idiots at school
 

So I was walking down the hall today in school and one of my friends named Jesus (seriously) starts talking to me about his twin turbo Eclipse. He says it's got like T66 mercedes turbos or something...and when I asked him how much boost he's running... he says this "what, you mean like on the little guage?" me: "yeah...the boost guage" him: "oh I don't know...like...800"

I'd love to see what kind of engine can hold 800psi, and what kind of turbo can spool that, and what kind of engine can spool that turbo.

Maybe he's telling the truth...afterall, he is Jesus ::)

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(hey zues)

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man wat a ------- idiot..

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Who me?

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I used to work with a day laboror named "Jesus Motta". (Motta is one way to say "weed" in spanish) so I used to call him "Jesus Weed" :)

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lol...

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I've asked him how to pronounce his name before, and he said it's not "hey-zeus" but rather "jeezus" lol.

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dude, you'll find that people bullshit like that alot, you just gotta step up and say "you're a ------- idiot, don't waste my time" but most of the time, people who say ---- like there car has 800hp or whatever, are bigger then you and you just gotta say "well i dunno about that, i'd have to see it" and then you just tell everyone behind there back that they are ------- dumb, but if you're a really big loser, you just come on HMT and tell us that bullshit. :-\

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is that the dude that was strutting around the lunch room and either you or chuck said "hey look! its jesus!" ?

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i had some dude come to my house and tell me he just got an intercooler for his car! i said what are you running for turbo? he said no i just did the intercooler you dont need turbo turbo just makes that sound the intercooler is where the power is! so i looked at his car he said i havent installed it yet but ill show you how i do it!

can you say arospeed fake intercooler lol stupid

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i can't stand compulsive lying people. it's one lie after the other.

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reminds me of die hard with a vengence.
Do I look Pourterican to you? My isnt Jesus, he said Hey Zeus, like father of apallo, mt olympous, dont with with me or i'll shove a lightning bolt up yer ass, ZEUS!

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twin t66 on a eclipse runing 800psi, lol sounds like a fast car to me. moron.

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I havea guy i work with that wants to sleeve his B20 then have it bored it to H22 specs. ::)

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lol wtf

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bwahaha.. dumbass.

There's kids running around saying that this kid JP's Supra runs 7's in the quarter mile ::) Last time I saw JP, he was running low 10's yet everyone says the prior..

Just don't pay attention to them man. I find it funny when people try to talk about cars when they dont know ----, or anything for that matter. Here's two more examples:

Mike on the bus yesterday: "Yeah man, theres a CRX for sale up in slippery rock, Its red and rusted out, but it has one of those JDM Vtack engines in it! 300 horsepower to the wheels, and they're only asking $1000 for it!!" ::)

Terry from Vo-Tech (compulsive liar):"Yeah I have a 10 terabyte hard drive, dual processor laptop, t3 connection at home which I pay for myself, I have a celica GTS that has like 400 horsepower, does 0-60 in 20 seconds, yeah its fast..." I could go on with this chump, he lied so much we just laughed at him daily.

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just do what i do mang, convice them to buy rice. convince them that the 69.99 electric supercharger is a good idea. as long as they pay for it, you got yourself a good laugh.

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First off, you can blow me. I thought it was funny so I decided to share. Second, I've pretty much told this guy flat out that there's no possible way that could be true. I've even asked him to drive it to school but he's like "nooo, it's a drag car only...it runs 9's." So then I ask him if I can come over and look at it and he's just like "oh i don't know." If he does bring it to school though...pics for everyone.

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lol I know whay too many people like this, I don't even correct them. I like to say ---- would that be cool and laugh to my self. ;)

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I mentiond after gettin all that done, i would buy a dart block and have that bored. LOL, i think he took me serious. :P

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aight highschool baller

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Yeah I have a hard time calling people out to when they say stupid ----. Theres this one kid who literally took out a 10grand loan to buy a 98 Regal GS, just because its supercharged.

I was like man, its probably throwing under 8psi, dont put yourself in debt for a grandma car

"ITS SUPERCHARGED!!! GONNNNA ------ FLY!"

This is the same kid that told me another kid at school escort had a >>>>Bondo<<<< frame. Extra light, I ---- you not.

When I gutted the rear interior on my Crx he goes

"Whats that good for? another 20?"

me- "....... 20 what?"

"20 ponies dude, closer to 50 maybe?"

I honestly was dumbfounded and jsut didnt answer.

Hes a slow kid though, not much friends, I try not to be mean to people like that and accept them and ask them to join the group when we go out but he makes it so hard lol

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lol W O T, there's a kid at school named Cody, and I layed it out for him.. like, a really nice turbocharged B18 setup on a CRX.. and after all was said and done, he looked over and about cried. He said "Damn, thats less money than what I payed for my Monte Carlo". I kind of feel bad now, because he's kicking himself for getting the Monte Carlo instead of buying a cheaper car and working it up :P

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I have a friend that that has a 94 ls teggie, that he put on a axle back muffler and a aem cia, told me he's up to the horse power of a gsr.Says it really comes alive at 6000 rpm, He wants me to put cams in it this spring ::)

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----, I know far to many ppl that fit into this crowd.

My stock Sunfire GT is 195 H.P. I swear....

The new cavaliers would blow your car away, they have more than 250 HP, it said so on the commercial.
-My response, (Note at the time I was running a modified LS/VTEC, 190-200 crank HP) "The commercial stated more standard power than a Civic, Corolla and Sentra. Not ALTIMA V6"

My GSR has intake, exhaust and headers, it has to make at least 200 WHP...yet he lost a race to my at the time NA LS/VTEC....

A stock turbo supra will demo any honda boosted or not....

A turbo takes more power away than it makes because it blocks the exhaust....

My buddy - I'm going to get an intercooler. So it can cool my intake temp like you.
Me - Why you drive an N/A altima? It won;t do anything for you.
My buddy - Then why do you have one?
Me - The turbo compresses air and during compression the air heats up. So I'm trying to reduce the temps back to ambient. Since your using ambient air, what are you going to cool it with, the same air you using?
My buddy - You just don't me to have a faster car then you, why do you lie!!
Me - Okay go buy one I'll help you install it.
My Buddy - ---- you man!!!
Me - ::)

to many to list, I swear...

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Thats funny " there abouts 800" thats one hell of a motor, i love people like that it cracks me up for sure, i got a story for you guys here. I was at a buddy s house and we are sitting on the front door step. His brother pulls up in a 95 talon and thinks hes bad ass. so i start laughing! and my buddy goes " whats so funny, that thing i fast! its turbo" i like its trubo huh? lets check it out, so he pops the hood and points to the master cyclender! , so i look at him and say " dude you are retarded! you dont know your head from a hole in the ground" and he gets pissed and i explain to him that thats the master cyclender and he doesnt beleave me to this day. ------- moron!

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your probably wrong, stealth owners cant be that smart. ;D

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this one customer of mine keep on bugging me to race him after he got his 00 SI...
i told him "u will loose fool" and he`s like well i don`t think so i `ve beat turbo crxs before, i am like who built the crx, he sadi he don`t know.
fine. i asked him if he want to ride in my car around the block before we race, he`s like Y not, he hop in, i took him around the block and he`s all scared and said i am crazy to have a car like this, i will die blah blah..
we didn`t race after all, he said i will smoke him" for now"
------- dubm kid.
for some reason everyone i met who drives a 00 si think they are the fastest and that they beats everything.(ops except Kevin :P)

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You mean theres more than one way? :o Oh sweet Ghanja!

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Ask him if he uses Mobil 1 distributer oil =) or synthetic blinker fliud or if he has crome muffler barings. Tell him that if he want the L33T tweeker blinker to hook a wire from his spark plug wire (dont say number one wire, gets them confused) to his blinker wire LOL ....report back what he does 0.02, dave

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nothing like posting high school storys :P

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I'm so glad I graduated from HS before the import/racing craz hit, I couldn't handle the stupidity.

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i second that

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You lucky son of a bitch :'(

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new plan, wip out your dick and say "suck it baby, im hotrex!"

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sounds like something i would say to get a dumbass all confused and post about it on a website