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Old 08-07-2006, 09:04 PM
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Long Story short, I had a roommate move in a couple weeks ago and I already got rid of him. I was really nice to this guy and he took total advantage of me. I prorated rent amounts to the day, and charged him no deposits or anything, and he fucked me hardcore.

He was an older guy, very filthy. Today was his last day to get out and turn in the key.

So I got home from work today, to find my front door wide open, and the key on the entertainment center. That's where it all begins.

Next I go into his bedroom, and find random garbage and other junk crap ------ all over the place. I open the walk in closet and damn near passed out. There is a cat litter box in the closet and moldy cat food and ---- all over the place. The smell was enough to kill a small child.

My girlfriend and I proceeded to clean the room up a bunch, and shortly after I opened the bathroom. Again, smell to kill a small child. The toilet had gotten clogged, and instead of him asking me to call maintenance or simply grabbing a plunger, it looks like he kept shitting in it for a couple days. There were cigarette butts and garbage all over too. Oh and he somehow also chipped a huge chunk of the ceramic coating out of the sink...What an -------, is there a way to fix that?

So now the question is this...how do I clear the toilet? Theres so much ---- and toilet paper in it I am really scared its just gonna end up all over the floor. Should I try plunging with a flush? Maybe turn the water off before I try?

Haha anyone want pics?

Ideas welcomed, the next roommate I get is paying deposits and I am not gonna be so damn nice...

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Old 08-07-2006, 09:13 PM
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lol go buy one of those cheap wet dry vacs the small ones from sears the 2 gallon ones for 30 bucks..
haha suck up all the ---- and then throw away the bottom end and keep the top as a blower..

thats what my freind did before he was too grossed out to clean the pail and keep it

you can also buy replacement pails for like 15 bucks last time i checked
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Old 08-07-2006, 09:16 PM
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lol go buy one of those cheap wet dry vacs the small ones from sears the 2 gallon ones for 30 bucks..
haha suck up all the ---- and then throw away the bottom end and keep the top as a blower..

thats what my freind did before he was too grossed out to clean the pail and keep it

you can also buy replacement pails for like 15 bucks last time i checked
Vacuuming out or scooping out an old mans ---- don't really seem like appealing solutions.
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Old 08-07-2006, 09:21 PM
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you could always find the guy and make him eat every piece out of the toilet. wet vac is probably the best way w/out getting herpes or something so i have to agree wuth buk on this one. that ---- is fucked up though!!
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Old 08-07-2006, 09:23 PM
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you could always find the guy and make him eat every piece out of the toilet. wet vac is probably the best way w/out getting herpes or something so i have to agree wuth buk on this one. that ---- is fucked up though!!
yeah, the guy disconnected his phone and disappeared...he's ------- lucky he did too.

UPDATE!!!

it flushed with no mess!!!! phew!
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Old 08-07-2006, 09:24 PM
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yea that would have been my second suggestion.. give it time and ittl eventually break down..
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atleast it flushed i think i would have to find him and put some of that rotten catfood in a meal he gets from somewhere to teach him a ------- lesson.
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Naked Pics of the GF ------
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how did u unclogged it.
"grab and smash" should always work
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