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jinxy 05-05-2006 12:20 PM

I wish i was the cofounder of google.
 
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someone has to much money. I wonder what his cocaine spending habbit looks like.

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salesmonkey 05-05-2006 12:32 PM

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what does he do with them all

wojo97civic 05-05-2006 12:32 PM

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not the typical girl i see standing next to the car ???

http://www.digital-recon.com/Misc/garage/exotics-60.jpg

davcivic 05-05-2006 12:34 PM

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Talk about compensating for your size!!!!

Holly crap dude, I would be perfectly fine with just having the Z06 vette, look at all those pretty pretty cars.....I feel the blood rushing to my head..... ;) :S :6

Tom-Guy 05-05-2006 01:03 PM

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If he's a normal richguy, you can trace the history of that NASA Porsche and find out who currently owns it. Simple tax listing search will reveal all the properties he owns, at which point you just drive around and look at them - or a simple Google Earth should show a couple of green steel buildings just fine. (Not always, GE's pics are not always up to date, some are 10 years or more old)

Guy probably has the land under some company's name... legwork gets a much more arduous, but for what's in the garage well worth 50-60 hours worth of research, IMO. Probably real easy to e-stalk some of the guys on that BMW forum and get them drunk and start asking Q's. A little cocaine and early 20-something slut would do the job in an evening for your average M3 owner.

Disabling phone/electricity and jamming common cell and satellite frequencies is easily done. Start loading the 18 wheelers, ------s, the whole heist could be pulled off by three to four guys, for $5K and some moxy.

If you have a collection like that, quite simply don't let anyone know about it.






jinxy 05-05-2006 01:06 PM

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Well, I've got the 18 wheeler, and the moxy. Lets make it happen.

jinxy 05-05-2006 01:09 PM

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xun 045, oregon plates. I can round up a 20 something slut and an 8 ball that will keep him talking for hours. :y

jinxy 05-05-2006 01:10 PM

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ford gt has blured out oregon plates, location somewhere in oregon.

Tom-Guy 05-05-2006 01:19 PM

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Are you serious about the 18 wheeler?

I have vacant warehouse space we can bomb in on, but given the nature of the place and the cargo it'll be a sawzallfest.

Hah. Can you imagine the threads in the FS forum? WTT: Xeno engine, wiring harness, and ECU - ---- a K-swap! Wanting to trade for .60/.48 T3, HF manifold and adapter plate, DSM 450s, and a Y8 IM. Firm, no lowballers.


jinxy 05-05-2006 01:29 PM

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my uncle owns a semi.

http://gallery.viper007bond.com/index.php?cat=27

I think we found the guy showing off. need to find some others though.

Im not really interested in stealing the cars as much as i am in tracking him down.

Tom-Guy 05-05-2006 01:43 PM

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Yeah, I really wouldn't know what to do with the cars personally. ---- the guy who owns them, and ---- the morality of stealing them; taking machines made to *perform* and ruining them by hiding them, or cutting them up or in some other way ruining them is reprehensible, IMO.

Still, if we found the owner, give his dumb ass a reality check. "Hi, I'm a grubby low-rent Redneck, and I found your topsecret harem purdy easy there, big fish. You might want to guard your perfectly good ---- a little better, because most other people who will hunt you down care as much about your car's being inviolate as I care about you as a person."


HMT-Admin 05-05-2006 01:46 PM

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All I know is that if you have that many exotic cars in your garage you better have a track in your backyard to.

ifly87 05-05-2006 02:52 PM

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Sweet Mother of Jesus, wait....he cant be that cool, I dont see any turbo'd honda's in there.

baker_jeff 05-05-2006 03:27 PM

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Originally Posted by ifly87
Sweet Mother of Jesus, wait....he cant be that cool, I dont see any turbo'd honda's in there.

Life is not complete without one. ;)

AgentMurdoc 05-05-2006 04:14 PM

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i met the guy that invented the magnetic strip (i.e. for credit cards and such). He ain't rich rich, I met him at the casino, old fart was working for IBM (I think it was IBM) at the time and didn't get paid ---- squat. Well he was working for them so he really didn't have rights to the product anyways. He had the first magnetic strip card with him at the time too and was showing it off (you know like any old man that is somewhat useless would since it's his only real accomplishment in life). It was the first working prototype or something. I think for that project he was only paid a few hundred bucks, lol.... he got burned hardcore.

DeleriouS 05-05-2006 05:06 PM

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i have actually seen this guys house....he has a ------- front yard that is around 400yards long and wide. he has his own private golf course right across from his house and has a bridge that you go under leading to the golf course....he doesnt live to far from my house - maybe under an hour or so away. SICK ass garage.

quicksilvia 05-05-2006 05:12 PM

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Its larry page cofounder of google

d16forlife 05-05-2006 08:31 PM

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Thats nothing!I invented "zip ties" ;)

AgentMurdoc 05-05-2006 09:59 PM

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Originally Posted by d16forlife
Thats nothing!I invented "zip ties" ;)

and all you got for it was a ninja turtles t-shirt.... you came UP!!! :y

Tom-Guy 05-06-2006 12:30 AM

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Originally Posted by ifly87
Sweet Mother of Jesus, wait....he cant be that cool, I dont see any turbo'd honda's in there.

He probably only got that Elise titled by swapping a Honduh engine in it... and it might be turbo'd. You never know.


Originally Posted by AgentMurdoc
i met the guy that invented the magnetic strip (i.e. for credit cards and such).

I met the guy whose granddad invented the plastic flip top, like on plastic ketchup bottles. He's never had to work a day in his life. Doug has two hobby shops (art/foundry type stuffs) and two houses, one located in Asheville and the other in Charleston. Pretty ------- nice guy for someone who was born with a silver spoon in his mouth... pretty ------- nice guy, no qualifiers, actually... I haven't seen him in 6-7 years, but he's the sort of guy I could bomb in on and he'd show me whatever he's working on these days and then invite me to lunch.

stillnoturbo 05-06-2006 01:23 AM

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F40 and F50.... :S I'm not a Ferrari nut hanger but those are sexy. Especially the F40.

d16forlife 05-06-2006 12:00 PM

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http://www.digital-recon.com/Misc/garage/exotics-60.jpg
fat girls give great head and she looks hungry.I'd put her in doggie position facing the car :X

jinxy 05-06-2006 12:43 PM

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dude, its just the angle of the lense.

I'd Hit it.

http://i20.photobucket.com/albums/b2...exotics-60.jpg


from the forum i got this from. lol

Dr.Boost 05-06-2006 12:48 PM

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lol, damn that bitch is hot. :D
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Turdbo 05-07-2006 01:42 AM

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their is a local guy about 5 mins from my house who owns a bunch of ferrari's...he has a 15+ million doller house..i'll take pics soon and post them...the cars iv seen at the house so far would be a bently sedan..enzo,f430 and the f50 ..but i guess he has ferraris in the double digits...so i guess this guy in oregon isnt the only 1 with a crazy garage 8)

bulldogg9279 05-07-2006 03:19 AM

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http://garryu.thebrutesquad.com/exotics-10.jpg

(...) Right into Page's property.


the owner is Larry Page the Co-founder of Google.

Tom-Guy 05-07-2006 03:39 AM

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Haha, pure craft.

jinxy 05-07-2006 02:46 PM

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Originally Posted by bulldogg9279
http://garryu.thebrutesquad.com/exotics-10.jpg

(...) Right into Page's property.


the owner is Larry Page the Co-founder of Google.

sweet tits. I thought about looking at the picture but i just assumed the resolution was to small.


Edit: hahaha, its on the second page of the link.

bulldogg9279 05-07-2006 02:59 PM

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im sorry but i didnt find it. some one else did on another forum.


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