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bambooseven 12-09-2003 05:44 PM

I stepped in human shit.
 
I was leaving the hospital from visiting my gonna-be-father-inlaw when I saw an old man and a docent walking down the hall. It took me a second but I realized he was dropping shits like a horse does when it walks. My fiance said "hey watch out!" but it was too late. I stepped in the old dude's ----. it was rediculous.

jung4g 12-09-2003 05:48 PM

Re:I stepped in human shit.
 
I'm sorry, but I can't help from laughing at that









:-X

but really, now it has sunk in, that sucks....

R-MAK 12-09-2003 06:14 PM

Re:I stepped in human shit.
 
why would you start a ------- topic like this. complete waste of bandwith and no one really ------- cares about you stepping in ----. ::)

turboboy 12-09-2003 06:16 PM

Re:I stepped in human shit.
 
i personally think that is ------- hilarious...did the hospital clean it off for you (its hazardous ----, no pun intended)

leed 12-09-2003 06:21 PM

Re:I stepped in human shit.
 
ROFL, good stuff there.

PoorMansPorsche 12-09-2003 06:23 PM

Re:I stepped in human shit.
 

Originally Posted by Travis
why would you start a ------- topic like this. complete waste of bandwith and no one really ------- cares about you stepping in ----. ::)

Whoa I didnt know we had 2 moderators of this forum.. any how this is a general shoot the ---- forum and that story was funny.

-CF

Turbodelsolman 12-09-2003 06:27 PM

Re:I stepped in human shit.
 
That was funny lol. Damn travis, didn't know u cared about the bandwith so much :P

92hatchy 12-09-2003 06:46 PM

Re:I stepped in human shit.
 
hahahah ok sorry for laughing but you steped in old fart ---- hahaha

bambooseven 12-09-2003 06:51 PM

Re:I stepped in human shit.
 

Originally Posted by PoorMansPorsche
this is a general shoot the ---- forum

hehe, shoot the ----

TunerToys 12-09-2003 07:26 PM

Re:I stepped in human shit.
 
That is pretty funny. I had ta chuckle. Pretty funny to imagine an old dude dropping doo...

As for Travis...Evidently it wasn't so great a waste of bandwidth that it kept you from reading it, considering it, and then taking the time to reply as well!

Your action's speak so loudly that I can't hear what you are saying....

Just bustin on you Travis, nothin personal!

OnYx 12-09-2003 07:43 PM

Re:I stepped in human shit.
 
LMFAO

that was a good.

Dr.Boost 12-09-2003 07:46 PM

Re:I stepped in human shit.
 

Originally Posted by Travis
why would you start a ------- topic like this. complete waste of bandwith and no one really ------- cares about you stepping in ----. ::)

Haha, somebody did a poopy in Travis's cereal this morning. :-*
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d16forlife 12-09-2003 07:51 PM

Re:I stepped in human shit.
 

Originally Posted by Dr.Boost

Originally Posted by Travis
why would you start a ------- topic like this. complete waste of bandwith and no one really ------- cares about you stepping in ----. ::)

Haha, somebody did a poopy in Travis's cereal this morning. :-*

yeah ...it was that old man..lol.He ---- in Travis's cereal

Xplocivic 12-09-2003 07:54 PM

Re:I stepped in human shit.
 
It seems as though some folks have rather shitty attitudes as of late. Shitheads if you ask me. You know, its like me ma always said "---- or get off the pot".

miss-piggy 12-09-2003 08:36 PM

Re:I stepped in human shit.
 
I want to step in old people poo....that seems ammusing to be like "wow, i just stepped in human ----."

as for Travis...you get a big http://www.smilies.okipages.com/s/ot...finger_red.gif

MikeJ-2009 12-09-2003 08:56 PM

Re:I stepped in human shit.
 
Bamboosle, I'm so happy for you. It's too bad your anstoc or whatever that was that made you unable to smell that one. That would have been a hot flavor!

I love it when you guys check people for thier attitudes. It lets me seem like such a nice guy every now and again ;)

d16forlife 12-09-2003 09:02 PM

Re:I stepped in human shit.
 

Originally Posted by Stealthmode

I love it when you guys check people for thier attitudes. It lets me seem like such a nice guy every now and again ;)

Just for you Steve...http://www.frioseg.cl/~anfrey/forums/-------.gif...lol


beerbongskickass 12-09-2003 09:34 PM

Re:I stepped in human shit.
 
Hahaha... Great Story. ;D

R-MAK 12-09-2003 09:35 PM

Re:I stepped in human shit.
 
---- you guys. im gettin super drink right now so blow it your ear.

d16forlife 12-09-2003 09:36 PM

Re:I stepped in human shit.
 

Originally Posted by Travis
---- you guys. im gettin super drink right now so blow it your ear.

Hahahaha...Travis put down the chocalate milk...hahahaha!

bambooseven 12-09-2003 10:29 PM

Re:I stepped in human shit.
 
what is "super drink"? can i get some too?

PoorMansPorsche 12-09-2003 10:30 PM

Re:I stepped in human shit.
 
lmao good one.. Travis we all have our days to get PWN3D this just happens to be yours.

-CF

shortyz 12-09-2003 10:35 PM

Re:I stepped in human shit.
 
i got a super drink for you travis.

---- throat.

BlinD 12-09-2003 10:37 PM

Re:I stepped in human shit.
 
lmao. ;D

themadhatter 12-09-2003 10:47 PM

Re:I stepped in human shit.
 
lmfao

MikeJ-2009 12-09-2003 11:03 PM

Re:I stepped in human shit.
 
I'm such a nice guy. aaahhhhhh. It's good to be a nice guy................Hey, how was everyone's day? (OH, I'm tryin' :-X)

45psi 12-10-2003 12:33 AM

Re:I stepped in human shit.
 
hahahaha. hahahaha. hilarious

airtonics 12-10-2003 01:09 AM

Re:I stepped in human shit.
 
"Do you know any slow or special people" bwahahahaha

Honduh 12-10-2003 01:55 AM

Re:I stepped in human shit.
 
This is Funny ----
haha get it

shaved_civic 12-10-2003 02:04 AM

Re:I stepped in human shit.
 
Lol, good stuff. that really does suck. :o

DutchPug 12-10-2003 02:53 AM

Re:I stepped in human shit.
 
I feel for you Bambooseven.

Also accidently walked into human ---- once >:(

I was at the scrap heap sometime ago and walked around a car looking for pars. Not really paying attention where I put my feet and then this awful smell arose. Apparently somebody had to go really bad and had taken a ---- next to the car I was taking parts from >:(

Turbo90Accord4DR 12-10-2003 02:56 AM

Re:I stepped in human shit.
 

Originally Posted by DutchPug
I feel for you Bambooseven.

Also accidently walked into human ---- once >:(

I was at the scrap heap sometime ago and walked around a car looking for pars. Not really paying attention where I put my feet and then this awful smell arose. Apparently somebody had to go really bad and had taken a ---- next to the car I was taking parts from >:(





BWHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAA

bambooseven 12-10-2003 03:29 AM

Re:I stepped in human shit.
 
woo hoo! not alone.

Bobohc3d 12-10-2003 03:43 AM

Re:I stepped in human shit.
 
thats a good shitty threat lol ;D

R-MAK 12-10-2003 08:06 AM

Re:I stepped in human shit.
 
i have not gone to sleep at all, and have drank my self sober. i dont feel so good right now :-X

GimpyCivic 12-10-2003 09:19 AM

Re:I stepped in human shit.
 
i would rather walk into some human ---- instead like a big chunk of elephant coconut terd...

airtonics 12-10-2003 10:26 AM

Re:I stepped in human shit.
 
Ok well that is funny but I've done something similiar.

It was not human ---- but cat ----. I went to go to the bathroom and it was late at night, so I never turned the lights on. I took one step into the tile floor and stepped into the ----. Anyways my legs went out from underneath me and I seriously shook the house when I hit the ground. Not only did I step in it but I landed in it.... it was gross and then I got up, found the cat and kicked it across the room.

R-MAK 12-11-2003 05:54 PM

Re:I stepped in human shit.
 

Originally Posted by d16z64life

Originally Posted by Travis
---- you guys. im gettin super drink right now so blow it your ear.

Hahahaha...Travis put down the chocalate milk...hahahaha!

Only 4L :)

fatrhino 12-11-2003 07:03 PM

Re:I stepped in human shit.
 

Originally Posted by airtonics
found the cat and kicked it across the room.

hahahahahahaha


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