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Old 04-04-2005, 11:56 PM
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Originally Posted by Stealthmode
Stand her on her head and pour paint thinner in it while singing the national anthem and you'll be straighter than an old school tape.
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Old 04-05-2005, 12:06 AM
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i had a condom break on friday too nukka...i told her I own a full closet of coat hangers
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Old 04-05-2005, 12:28 AM
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dude, i used to ---- my girl with no condom rutinely,
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Old 04-05-2005, 02:30 AM
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lol.. the brand name for the morning after pill is "plan-b" I thought that was the funniest ----.. speaking of which Im staring at the packaging for one right now.. condoms always break on me when a girl is in the cowgirl position so I avoid the position now.. any how.. this new girl Im with lets pull out and blow in her mouth its awesome..

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Old 04-05-2005, 02:50 AM
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yeah, it''s awsome until you marry her and she says she ain't doing that ---- anymore. (don't ask) :P



You guys are wasting your breath. The stealthmode way of doing it is 100% gauranteed to work. My slogan is, "If paint thinner doesn't kill that ******, I'll pay for it to go to college"


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Old 04-05-2005, 03:20 AM
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Old 04-05-2005, 03:23 AM
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well here's a way they said on mtv that was not a myth....

tell her pour come coca cola in the hole. They said that it can act as a spermicide because of the acid.

Another way when my friend found out she was pregnant...

She overly kept excercising. Forgot how that works, but it did the trick.
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Old 04-05-2005, 03:38 AM
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well here's a way they said on mtv that was not a myth....

tell her pour come coca cola in the hole. They said that it can act as a spermicide because of the acid.

Another way when my friend found out she was pregnant...

She overly kept excercising. Forgot how that works, but it did the trick.


Bleach is more effective. Take her to Six Flags:

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Old 04-05-2005, 07:44 AM
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I've been with my girl for over 10 years. Never busted a nut in her, never did it without a condom. Never had to write some sobby post on a message board either. She FINALLY goes on the pill in about 6mo so I can hit it 'au natural' <----thats french right thur
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