crx2fast

shes gonna end up being pregnent
witch meens you two are moving into a piece of ---- appartment somewhere
then your gonna have to sell your car
then your gonna buy a crv and boost it for the family car
then your gonna cheat on her one night when your blacked out drunk
she's gonna kick your *** out of the house
the she's gonna wont money from you every week, since you dont support your kid and you dont live together anymore
your gonna end up being broke the rest of your life because you gotta pay that bitch every week
one night your gonna take a .22 and blow the back of your head off, because you just cant take it anymore

and all because the condom broke

imadouche

Ask a friend for birth control, tell her to take 4 at one time (not the placebo) its the same as the morning after pill

Then put her *** on it full time, then you never have to use a condom, Ive drained my testes into my girlfriend every night for the last year and a half, no kids.

Dmx20

---- that ----, I'm going off to college in August, if she is she can join me or I'll drop her a check every month. An what you listed wouldnt be so bad, as long as the CRV was boosted.Does that really work? Safely? Thatd be sick as hell

imadouche

yes it really works



Oral Contraceptives used for EC / Progestin-Estrogen Combined
Note: in 28-day packs, only the first 21 pills can be used

Take 2 pills within 120 hours after unprotected sex and take 2 more pills 12 hours later:
Ogestrel
Ovral

Take 4 pills within 120 hours after unprotected sex and take 4 more pills 12 hours later:
Cryselle
Levlen
Levora
Lo/Ovral
Low-Ogestrel
Nordette
Portia
Seasonale

Take 5 pills within 120 hours after unprotected sex and take 5 more pills 12 hours later:
Alesse
Aviane
Lessina
Levlite
Lutera


She might get a little sick feeling but thats normal tell her to do it before she goes to sleep and take a benadril she'll be fine and yes its safe its the same exact thing as the morning after pill

Xgenturbo

Stick a Garrett up her and spin that bad boy, It will suck the gunk right out, then the following morning put her on birth control, neither you or her will ever wanna wear that tight constricting ****** again. oh and even if she's on the pill, pull the ---- out. Not even I am that stupid to be letting it in.

oh, and do her right after her period or right before, You can pull a Kain in between. Your hand will love you, why do you think hotrex has such huge biceps? Canadian girls are known to cut their men off when theyre bad, and we all know hotrex is one big bad ----------er :P

imadouche

you are gay my friend, if shes on the pill the chances of her getting pregnant are 1 in 998 everytime, I let the juice loose at least once a day. It also helps to have a girl who will have an abortion no matter what.

Dr.Boost

---- her in the *** next time. No problems.......



.....or get a 5hp shop VAC and get your little soldiers back. You can't just go dropping those guys just anywhere. You have to be careful.

Your next option is my hanger/beer method. Never fails.........
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Xgenturbo

I'm gay because I have sex with women? right.

fork

Like douche said tell her to call a friend on the pill orthotricyclin thats ortho-tri-cyclin and take 4 now and 4 in like 6 or eight hours. she may get sick and throw up but she will not do any kind of damage. this will change her cycle for the next month though. the reason is is that she will not ovulate. I had the same excat thing happen to me and thats what the doctor perscribed. God luck.

SkunT

my wife got knocked up on the pill and so did a friend of ours. pill gets many thumbs down, IMO. both girls took the pill just as noted. every day at the same time.