I need money fast!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
 

Hey you guys I need to make over $1000 quick. What are some of the ways you guys make fast money? Please nothing like selling drugs thats lame and stupid.

Thanx in advance

Tuner
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What are your qualifications? Do you work on cars? What I was suggesting was this... Go to an auction, buy a car for like 500, fix it up, sell it for 1500, that's it. That's what I do to make a quick grand. But since I don't have a State Dealer's License, I'm limited to only 5 cars a year. ---- it, that's still 5000 a year extra in my pocket but who's complaining...?

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PinoyB18a has a good idea. I was going to say, either do that or buy some wrecked car for cheap and part it out. Either that, or there is always a markey for drugs ;)

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pimp your girl friend!... ;D

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hmmmm sell some stuff... i guess... do odd jobs... change clutches on the weekend.. build manifolds... something...

those 1000 dollars arent just gonna pop up in your hands for nothing.... work for it dammit...

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;D theres a good thought. Alex I know you got some good ones. and thanks guys for the ideas.

My qualifications are Im good at working on cars and any job like cleaning selling what not. If I dont know how to do it im a quick learner so no prob.

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Anytime you find yourself in a bind for money, you have to start liquidating your own ----. ;)

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There called credit cards

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sperm bank ;)

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sell ur body :D :-*

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I generally rip some phones off of Sprint, and sell them to you cheap bastards on HMT.

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find someone that needs a mortgage.....then PM me

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Bust into the bank with a plastic gun and take the money... keep the grand and give the sest to me ;D

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http://www.cod.edu/dept/sociology/So..._Food_Sign.gif

just replace the will work for food with im a vet and need to pay rent or something.

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I'm with stealthmode's advice on this one.. you can always buy it back when you have the money to spare.

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DUDE! go Downtown and sell your self to homos... suck some poles I am sure you will make that one grand in no time!... ;D

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alex and everybody else im not sucking dick to get money. Thats the gayest thing ever.

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How about GET A DAMN JOB!

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Seriously? I want a PM-8920. My phone is fucked up. :'(
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let me know when you get the hook up on verizon friendly phones, my phone is almost as fucked up as doc's but I actually call people back.

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...heh, we'll see when they are actually released.

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i dont see a FS post, list some ---- we'll buy it...


sell your plasma, i was thinking about doing that ----

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theres alot of ---- you can you just have to get off your culo and go to it. be a bus boy , valet, porter at a dealership,be a dam cop(you dont have to be smart to do thatshit)sell cable door to door. ---- just do something or go apply for welfare and sell the food stamps. if not just sell that ass to the homos ;)

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[threadjack]They aren't released yet? I was going to go buy one the other day.[/threadjack]
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notice he said quick though, sure he can work for it, but that might not be quick enough

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Make a video of you killing yourself...then sell it on ebay. J/k :P But seriously, get a job.

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dam man! thats what I was gonna say. or hold her for ramsom, nawwww! ;D just get a quick loan, pay it off quick those interst rates are fricking high.

actually I did not read the other replies so forgive me if I repeat someone

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I have a job I just need to make extra money on the side.

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the only ways to make "quick" money, are illegal. suck it up and go break the ------- law.

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you dont have to sell drugs, but you can transport them. ;)

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They are.. but not for "me".

I'll let you know as soon as I can get my hands on one.

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If you want quick cash, you need to sell your ----. Cause if you need cash, I'm pretty sure you don't have very much for a principal to invest into makin' some cash.

So go sell your ----. I've done it many times before and I'm doing it again now. So go sell your ---- or yourself.

And if you find a mircale way to make some money that doesn't involve sell property or money let us, especially me, know.