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MikeJ-2009 01-23-2009 11:22 PM

I need to build a website by myself.
 
Ok, so I've gone through so many website guys it's stupid. First, Cray91 built both Stealthmode and Paintmode on the same format, and it worked. The problem is that guy is a slack ass, and it takes 6 months to update his underwear. Then I switch to Ministercrx for updates. He's tasked with correcting spelling errors, and logs 4 (paid) hours doing it, while leaving spelling errors. Now I've not touched Stealthmode in a year. Everything is good, except for minimal things like the customer spotlight has been the same guy for a year.

Paintmode has been handed to my neighbor, who turns out to be a bigger flop than Cray91 and Minister ------- each other sideways. Check the site and you'll see WTF I'm talking about. Anyhow, I'm ready to be able to edit my own god damned website, and between all 3 of these idiots, I've got to be the genius of the bunch. Cray91 says download dreamweaver. What do smart people have to say?

b18. 01-23-2009 11:27 PM

Re: I need to build a website by myself.
 
A paint huffing inbred catfish can make websites using dreamweaver.

88dx 01-23-2009 11:29 PM

Re: I need to build a website by myself.
 
Wow Paintmode is a sweet site :X

sunboost 01-23-2009 11:30 PM

Re: I need to build a website by myself.
 
damn it, howd that quote go? "first rule of fixing something is, dont listen to the guy who couldnt fix it?" or some ---- like that?

MikeJ-2009 01-23-2009 11:36 PM

Re: I need to build a website by myself.
 

Originally Posted by 88dx
Wow Paintmode is a sweet site :X

Yeah, you ain't fucken kidding. I'm ashamed to give my business card with the address on it. During the other days chin checking it was blamed on me for not having given him pictures? :-\

Services section: "If you need it painted, we can probably do it. (WTMF? :3)

Time for me to take ---- into my own hands. Never failed before.

TorganFM 01-23-2009 11:42 PM

Re: I need to build a website by myself.
 
Steal a copy of Dreamweaver (as was mentioned above) and make a website in a half hour.

con 01-23-2009 11:55 PM

Re: I need to build a website by myself.
 

Power Washing Sometimes your we need to was it before painting it. Sometimes you want us to just wash it.
you paid people for this ---- :l

seerex 01-24-2009 12:02 AM

Re: I need to build a website by myself.
 
Dreamweaver is cake to use.

MikeJ-2009 01-24-2009 12:18 AM

Re: I need to build a website by myself.
 

Originally Posted by highroller54
you paid people for this ---- :l


Never. I acknowledge that some things can be acquired foe free, but this one isn't one. Time to do it myself. I'm looking for the best option for a forum genius without html or whatever skills.

Tom-Guy 01-24-2009 02:23 AM

Re: I need to build a website by myself.
 

Originally Posted by shadow
damn it, howd that quote go? "first rule of fixing something is, dont listen to the guy who couldnt fix it?" or some ---- like that?

wat

solorex 01-24-2009 02:44 AM

Re: I need to build a website by myself.
 
ahahahahaha quoted from paintmode.com


Pressure Washing
Sometimes your we need to was it before painting it. Sometimes you want us to just wash it. Sometimes you want us to stripe the old paint job and paint a fresh coat. We can do all of that!



huh ??? was billy bob drinking when he wrote that ??? :1

xpert787 01-24-2009 02:55 AM

Re: I need to build a website by myself.
 
My buddy in college was a graphic design major. He built alot of websites for his classes and he would show me some of the senior projects other students did. Alot of the people that go to school for it do a crappy job/are unprofessional even after 4 years. If you want a good site you are probably should go to a design firm, or someone that has been doing it for a while, I would look at it as an investment. You will be wasting your time trying to DIY.

lock-pop! 01-24-2009 03:00 AM

Re: I need to build a website by myself.
 

Originally Posted by solorex
ahahahahaha quoted from paintmode.com


Pressure Washing
Sometimes your we need to was it before painting it. Sometimes you want us to just wash it. Sometimes you want us to stripe the old paint job and paint a fresh coat. We can do all of that!



huh ??? was billy bob drinking when he wrote that ??? :1

thats good right there

MikeJ-2009 01-24-2009 03:06 AM

Re: I need to build a website by myself.
 

Originally Posted by xpert787
If you want a good site you are probably should go to a design firm, or someone that has been doing it for a while, I would look at it as an investment.


Yeah, I see your point, but at the same time I have a couple minor things that need to be changed/updated from time to time, and I'm not willing to pay $100 every time a price needs to be changed. I had no issues with Cray91's work with setting up both of the sites, it was just that nothing was updated, and I had no control over it.

turbohf 01-24-2009 03:14 AM

Re: I need to build a website by myself.
 

Originally Posted by solorex
ahahahahaha quoted from paintmode.com


Pressure Washing
Sometimes your we need to was it before painting it. Sometimes you want us to just wash it. Sometimes you want us to stripe the old paint job and paint a fresh coat. We can do all of that!



huh ??? was billy bob drinking when he wrote that ??? :1

i laugh forsure... but sad thing is i see ---- like that every day from our service advisers on the repair orders :-\

Chris Harris 01-24-2009 08:33 AM

Re: I need to build a website by myself.
 
Stealth,

1) Go to www.crowdspring.com
2) Create an account and make a project
3) Make the cost the bare minimum ($150 i think)
4) With the project, give good details about what you want, and the fact you want to be able to update it yourself
5) Wait two weeks while multiple people submit various ideas and mock-ups....choose the best.
6) Uppload site and be done (except for updates)

Yur w3lc0me

AgentMurdoc 01-24-2009 09:27 AM

Re: I need to build a website by myself.
 
get imburne to do it for oc and oil lines

robus 01-24-2009 09:42 AM

Re: I need to build a website by myself.
 
Go to yahoo! business, subscribe to the cheapest rate offered and and use their free DIY website creator, and upload to your ftp. I've just checked it out, it's not bad and youo can also do e-shop and stuff.

http://smallbusiness.yahoo.com/webhosting/

SpankedYA! 01-24-2009 10:26 AM

Re: I need to build a website by myself.
 
My buddy build websites. All manner from straight gay HTML to full flash hotness. He has a sight build for me that I don't ever run, lol. He keeps telling me to make it live but I dont have time for more side work.

Anywho, he is prompt and always gets ---- handled. He builds and maintains a lot of performance shop sites around here. Only thing is he gets anywhere from 100-150 a month to maintain them. This includes unlimited changes for the most part though.

http://ksmwebdesign.com/

jinxy 01-24-2009 11:58 AM

Re: I need to build a website by myself.
 
The reason people get crappy quality work is because no one wants to fork up cash for it. Everyone who I've worked for always changes their mind on what they want, never wants to actually pay when it's finished, wants unlimited free updates like you're their tech support guy and has absolutely no respect for the work done. It's one of those things where you need to be paid 25-40 dollars an hour for it to be worth the persons time, or you're going to get some garbage quality work.


If you want to do it yourself, read your ass off and download dreamweaver. Dreamweaver can be usefull, but you really atleast need to know how html, javascript and css style sheets work to straighten it all out since Dreamweaver will leave a lot of little annoying things that need cleaned up.

NIGn0g 01-24-2009 01:10 PM

Re: I need to build a website by myself.
 
I use Dreamweaver a lot, but the last website I made I used Microsoft expression. This program is ------- nice and the website works with IE and Firefox. The code actualy looks like ----, but its better to have a shitty code than a Paintmode. It's my new expression to qualify something ugly. :P


Jorsher 01-24-2009 04:24 PM

Re: I need to build a website by myself.
 

Originally Posted by rawr
If you want to do it yourself, read your ass off and download dreamweaver. Dreamweaver can be usefull, but you really atleast need to know how html, javascript and css style sheets work to straighten it all out since Dreamweaver will leave a lot of little annoying things that need cleaned up.

rawr knows what he's talking about.

Dreamweaver will leave behind a bunch of ---- in the code. WYSIWYG code is nowhere near efficient as an actual human doing that shizzz.

Whenever I've done code, it was straight text. Better to have full control over what's going on and what's using your bandwidth.

TurboG 01-24-2009 04:28 PM

Re: I need to build a website by myself.
 
IMBURN CAN DO IT




PM HIM

juli0_bustamante 01-24-2009 05:27 PM

Re: I need to build a website by myself.
 
what??? THE MEXICANS in your holmes depot dont know how to put up websites????

MikeJ-2009 01-24-2009 08:20 PM

Re: I need to build a website by myself.
 
I downloaded dreamweaver. Now I'm just going to watch youtube tutorials and pull my head out. Should be fine for the basic ---- I need.

heyseemoreh22 01-24-2009 09:56 PM

Re: I need to build a website by myself.
 
Yor a faggot, I'm a pwn in the OG forum.






























But hey at least your wife is hot. Oh and the widebody action in OG is comical, no need to wait for additional materials, I've already seent it.

MikeJ-2009 01-25-2009 12:25 AM

Re: I need to build a website by myself.
 

Originally Posted by heyseemoreh22
But hey at least your wife is hot.


What bitch? What hoe?


http://img209.imageshack.us/img209/8081/beeyotchha4.jpg

MikeJ-2009 01-25-2009 12:25 AM

Re: I need to build a website by myself.
 
Whether I have the neck up, or neck down, it's all a good time.

stenseltizm 01-25-2009 02:45 AM

Re: I need to build a website by myself.
 

Originally Posted by julio_bOOstamante
what??? THE MEXICANS in your holmes depot dont know how to put up websites????

funniest ------- quote right there.

sunboost 01-25-2009 02:47 AM

Re: I need to build a website by myself.
 

Originally Posted by Joseph Davis
wat

it was on some thread on here. first guy couldnt fix a car or something, then guy on here said that first guy was telling him how to fix it even though he couldnt figure ---- out..

:S

Tom-Guy 01-25-2009 02:50 AM

Re: I need to build a website by myself.
 
You were paraphrasing me.

heyseemoreh22 01-25-2009 03:19 AM

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