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So my car is down for a few days and I wanted to get something to eat(mmmmmmm....Dairy Queen). I hop in the truck even though I have no tailgate(god damn old people)and the bed is filled with old dirt bike tires, cat converters, misc. exhaust parts, old broken taillights...blah blah...

I'm driving down my street and this assfuck is driving like 8mph in the wrong lane. Ok, whatever fucker I don't care. I'm not on his ass(even though I should be)or flashing my lights at him. I'm just trying to be civil since this is on my street and I don't want to piss anybody else off on the street.

It rained like a mother fucker so the streets are covered in dirt and rocks and ----. We hit the end of the street and it's like a mountain of dirt and rocks. This dumbass floors it while I'm behind him and spits rocks all over my truck. Mother fucker, I was going to head the other way, but now I want to kick some dickheads ass. I chase him down, pass him on the left and slow down in front of him. He slows down and flips a bitch. I said ---- it and decided I didn't want to chase this fucker around town all night and hop on the highway. I'm getting more pissed and more pissed about it and I feel like a ----- now so I got off the highway and turned around. I'm driving up the road and what do I see? The truck parked on the side of my favorite steak house in the dirt. :-* I jam on the brakes, Ivan Stewart across the empty lot, pitch the truck sideways and hammered it. ------- plastered this truck with rocks and car parts are flying out of the back of my truck. :o

Revenge is ------- sweet. 8)

Had to park the truck in the garage for the night.
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hahaha sweet ---- mang! :D

if only you had pics :-\

note to self: do not throw dirt at justin

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If only I had a gun in the truck......

I would have loved to see the look on the assholes face when he saw the giant skid marks through the dirt right on the side of his truck and all the rocks and ---- on it. 8)
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take out the civic and snap some shots, while you're at it, swing by my place with some dairy queen, that sounds yummy :-\

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haha revenge does feel oh so good 8)

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That was great!

I braked checked a ----------er the other day and he allmost lost it and hit the k rail :o.All I could see was the roof of his car through the rear viev mirror of my truck.I hate it when people ride my ass.The speed linit is 60 and I was allready doing 80 :-\.So I slammed my brakes and he swerved from behind me and went flying across both lanes.Then he wanted me to pull next to him so we could freeway fight at 80mph ::)

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DAMZ you got him good :P
Pay back is a BIA!!!!!

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Haha, that is funny mang. I just had a "road rage" incident the other day. I was driving the wifes winter car, checking out a tranny problem, but doing slightly above the speed limit when this fucker in an SUV comes flying up on my ass so close that I could not see much of his headlights. I brake check his ass hard, and he swerves a little and on come his brights. I communicate with him through the back window (ya know, flip him the bird) and he gets on my ass again. I give him the pull over with me signal (blinker on/off) and I pull over real quick, throw the car in park and jump out as he continues to the light but gets stopped by it. I start walking towards his truck quickly screaming "what the ---- is your problem -------!!!" and he is edging towards the car in front of him. The light turns green and I start to run at an angle towards the direction he was turning trying to meet him at the edge of the road and I am ------- screaming for him to pull the ---- over. He is starting to move faster and realizes I am not stopping my "pursuit" and he ------- floors it and is running from me at prolly close to 65-70 mph in a 45 zone. Obviously I had no chance at catching him on foot, but oh wanted to scrap so ------- bad. I was shaking with anger. I dunno, I just snapped when that fucker pulled up on me. People have so much "courage" when they are in their vehicles, but when it actually comes to a confrontation, they puss out. Sorry for the long post, but I thought I would share that. It's prolly not as good as the time I punched another vehicle while we were driving down the road, but that is a whole different story ;)

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oh man...when i get my car back and someone is on my ass
you're gonna see me pimpin a new something. Assholes don't understand that i don't give a -----you tailgate me too close i'm slamming on the breaks and catchin a heafty lawsuit with a smile on my face ;)

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$600 car, one brake check.........

http://www.bettendorf.com/~mrbone/pi...s/P4250005.JPG

$2200 from insurance company.

Wasn't a intentional brake check, just a dumbass in a Mustang, in his DADDY'S Mustang!!!!!!!

Mom and Dad away on trip, junior though he'd have fun!!!!!!!! OOOOOOPPS!!!!!!!

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^^^Was that yours?

I brake checked some ------- pretty hard in a BMW once. I'm surprised he reacted so quickly. He swerved in the suicide lane and eventually passed me after almost rearending another car that was turning off. Cock sucker was like a couple inches off my bumper on the highway doing like ~65. I wish he would have hit me. :-\
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so whats wrong with your civic?

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Head gasket #2. :-\ I had to regulate on a Nissan on the highway and it just gave out. I'm getting pretty good at spotting the exact moment the head gasket blows out. ::) No more cheapy gaskets for me.........
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Something like that happened to me once. Some guy kicked rocks on my car so I followed him home and raped his wife and killed his first born. It was hilarious 8)

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I'll try that next time. :D
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You look like your a big guy.I just took my concealed handgun licnense class and if that guy would of been packing and smaller than you(physicaly) he would of been in the right to blow some holes in you if he flet fear for his life.Be carefull man.You dont want to loose your life over a road rage insident.Im going to carry a big bottle of peper spray in my truck as well as my gun.There is a lot of financial liability if you shoot someone so thats what the spray is for ;)......just be carefull man we dont want to loose another member :-\

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Yea, I know, I told my partner when I walked back into work about what just happened, then I told him it was probably not the smartest thing to do, but like I said, I just snapped, not real sure why. Yea, my size (although I don't view myself as a frighteningly big person, lol, 6'1" about 240lbs) would do me no good against a gun and I probably would have went to jail if he would have gotten out of the car without a gun, cause I was really pissed off and I think I would have pounded him good, lol.

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Road rage the final fronteir :D

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ahahaha

good read before work

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doc you should have beat the ---- outta him with a cv joint... ive always wanted to do that

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ha good work what if that wasnt his truck what if it was someone elses. man if that happen to me then if i found his car i would be excited

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I don't think break checking someone is the best thing to do. Some ppl do drive off if they hit ur car. Don't think everyone will sit there an wait for the cops to come. And zc4me next time just take a deep breath b/c u could loose ur life over bullshit. I do agree w/ u i'll be upset to but some ppl aren't scared b/c of ur height. They just pull guns alot faster than u can jump out of ur car.

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Like I said, I don't depend on my size to scare people, I don't actually even think that way when confrontation comes about, cause I really don't think I am that damn big. I just think I am one pissed off ----------er and go from there :-\ I already said it was probably not the smartest thing to do, but that unfortunately was my gut reaction. I do look at it this way though, if somebody ever pulls a gun on me, they better have the balls to pull the trigger, cause I am gonna be really really pissed.

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When you're pissed, you really don't think about the "best decision".

On a side note, I'd never pull my gun on someone unless I was going to shoot them. If you pull a gun, you better have a damn good reason(life or death)and you better have the balls to use it. :-\
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