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hotrex 05-10-2005 01:44 AM

i lost my virginity again....
 
just thought id share, that i finally had some sex tonight after 6 months of waiting for the canadian to party.....

ahhhhhhhhhhh

Special ED 05-10-2005 01:45 AM

Re: i lost my virginity again....
 
i thought you were gonna say that your new girl was into strap-ons, ouch, sucks dude.

leed 05-10-2005 01:47 AM

Re: i lost my virginity again....
 
HotRex....rippin' panties and slammin curtains.

MikeJ-2009 05-10-2005 01:55 AM

Re: i lost my virginity again....
 
I would never be able to wait that long to find out a girls hotpocket smells like a fish tank. :-\

Honda16hb 05-10-2005 01:57 AM

Re: i lost my virginity again....
 
"if she don't ---- on the first night then I ain't gonna call her"
-g g g g g g g g unit

AgentMurdoc 05-10-2005 02:22 AM

Re: i lost my virginity again....
 

Originally Posted by Special ED
i thought you were gonna say that your new girl was into strap-ons, ouch, sucks dude.

bahahaha!


Shouldn't you be posting some pics of her naughty jungle gym ;)

90accordIHI 05-10-2005 02:22 AM

Re: i lost my virginity again....
 
did it taste like canadian bacon?

AgentMurdoc 05-10-2005 02:31 AM

Re: i lost my virginity again....
 

Originally Posted by 90boostdaccord
did it taste like canadian bacon?

you mean ham. :D

canadians trying to feel special by renaming ham, canadian bacon. Bacon my ass. Me=dissappointed canadian bacon customer >:(


:-* to all the canadians that know i lubs them

Cray91 05-10-2005 02:31 AM

Re: i lost my virginity again....
 
either we fuckn' or i'll call ya tomora.
-camron

Special FX 05-10-2005 02:33 AM

Re: i lost my virginity again....
 
I know this isn't what you meant, so don't take offense, but I think 'secondary virginity' is the stupidest, faggotest-assed thing I have ever heard.

J-SMITH69 05-10-2005 02:34 AM

Re: i lost my virginity again....
 

Originally Posted by Special FX
I know this isn't what you meant, so don't take offense, but I think 'secondary virginity' is the stupidest, faggotest-assed thing I have ever heard.

it was just a joke to say he hasnt god laid in a long time...

Special ED 05-10-2005 02:35 AM

Re: i lost my virginity again....
 

Originally Posted by Cray91
either we fuckn' or i'll call ya tomora.
-camron

---- yeah, that takes me back to my old days at kdwb a couple years ago, that song was huge that summer.

crx2fast 05-10-2005 03:21 AM

Re: i lost my virginity again....
 
finally got it... i'm proud of ya :)

scottsi 05-10-2005 03:31 AM

Re: i lost my virginity again....
 
i thought this was gonna be kains thread, lol, but then i remembered, wait its kain

projekteg 05-10-2005 05:46 AM

Re: i lost my virginity again....
 
6 months, what, is the bitch in high school or something :P word to the wise, date chicks your own age or older, they ---- after a couple dates, unless it's some club ho, then they ---- the first night ;) on another note, your full of ----, you've been with this bitch maybe 2-3 months max, weren't you with a different slut just on new years when you were taking pics of your pee pee ???

SpankedYA! 05-10-2005 05:48 AM

Re: i lost my virginity again....
 

Originally Posted by Special FX
I know this isn't what you meant, so don't take offense, but I think 'secondary virginity' is the stupidest, faggotest-assed thing I have ever heard.

LOL your a tool.

rota92 05-10-2005 07:49 AM

Re: i lost my virginity again....
 
Canadiens are supAR, well at least mine is O0

Congrats Josh

Jr.pimp status achieved

dragon 05-10-2005 08:30 AM

Re: i lost my virginity again....
 
now she's going to love you forever josh

con 05-10-2005 09:31 AM

Re: i lost my virginity again....
 
vergin= never entered by a man, what are you not telling us? :-X

scottsi 05-10-2005 11:16 AM

Re: i lost my virginity again....
 
HERMAPHRODITE

davcivic 05-10-2005 03:05 PM

Re: i lost my virginity again....
 
He's banned again, or what?

PoorMansPorsche 05-10-2005 03:11 PM

Re: i lost my virginity again....
 

Originally Posted by projekteg
6 months, what, is the bitch in high school or something :P word to the wise, date chicks your own age or older, they ---- after a couple dates, unless it's some club ho, then they ---- the first night ;) on another note, your full of ----, you've been with this bitch maybe 2-3 months max, weren't you with a different slut just on new years when you were taking pics of your pee pee ???

man club hoes.. I love them.. especially if I havent cleaned my apartment and ---- before I go out.. I know they wont give two shits about my mess.

-CF

J-SMITH69 05-10-2005 03:26 PM

Re: i lost my virginity again....
 

Originally Posted by projekteg
6 months, what, is the bitch in high school or something :P word to the wise, date chicks your own age or older, they ---- after a couple dates, unless it's some club ho, then they ---- the first night ;) on another note, your full of ----, you've been with this bitch maybe 2-3 months max, weren't you with a different slut just on new years when you were taking pics of your pee pee ???

hotrex has loved the canadian since christmas

PoorMansPorsche 05-10-2005 03:37 PM

Re: i lost my virginity again....
 
but all kidding aside im happy for you kissy monster

nitrogen 05-10-2005 03:41 PM

Re: i lost my virginity again....
 
Did she read this post and delete your name? :P

Chris Harris 05-10-2005 03:46 PM

Re: i lost my virginity again....
 
He was so happy, he ended himself...

juli0_bustamante 05-10-2005 03:46 PM

Re: i lost my virginity again....
 
i hope you give her Aids :-*

jung4g 05-10-2005 03:52 PM

Re: i lost my virginity again....
 
it should say

Hotrex
Unwelcome Visitor


not "guest", wtf?

but with hotrex, who is going to take constant ---- and keep coming back?

labatt50 05-10-2005 04:09 PM

Re: i lost my virginity again....
 
6 month for a girl from Quebec?! Jesus Christ, imagine when you'll be married, you'll have the time to have sex for each pair of socks you knit...
usually i get them the first night or up to one week in the worst case! since 2000 hehe

and for the"Canadian Bacon"... nver heard of... it must be an invention from Ontarian ;)

Donald125 05-10-2005 05:11 PM

Re: i lost my virginity again....
 
WTF happened to hotrex

jinxy 05-10-2005 05:12 PM

Re: i lost my virginity again....
 

Originally Posted by Donald125
WTF happened to hotrex


mycrx 05-10-2005 05:13 PM

Re: i lost my virginity again....
 
talking to him right now, he said he logged in and it says username doesnt exist.

projekteg 05-10-2005 05:30 PM

Re: i lost my virginity again....
 

Originally Posted by PoorMansPorsche
man club hoes.. I love them.. especially if I havent cleaned my apartment and ---- before I go out.. I know they wont give two shits about my mess.

-CF

yeah, they don't even care when i bring them home and have pictures of my wife and daughter all over house :-X














j/k :)

FooK 05-10-2005 07:22 PM

Re: i lost my virginity again....
 
WHAT THE ---- BUTTSEX.

You said a long ass time ago that you were already tagging that canadian bitch.

Just like when you brag about making $27 and hour on a job you didn't even have anymore, and in fact had just started a new job not that long ago.

What else do you lie about?

Did beau delete you again?

spoon fed 05-10-2005 08:14 PM

Re: i lost my virginity again....
 
american's call it canadian bacon

we jsut call it bacon, unless the mean Peameal??

HMTguy 05-10-2005 08:15 PM

Re: i lost my virginity again....
 
If you call ham bacon, then what do you call real bacon?

R-MAK 05-10-2005 08:19 PM

Re: i lost my virginity again....
 

Originally Posted by jagojon3
If you call ham bacon, then what do you call real bacon?

bacon.


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