I just had a wierd ass dream... :(
 

Dreamed in was in some town/village that had water(rivers) on either side of it ME and this old guy, we called the doctor, were in this house. He was helping peopl eget out of the town by driving crotch rockets over teh water. There were no bridges or anything. It was like teh crotch rocket would float as long as you could drive it correctly on the water. While I was in teh house, a guy came in wanting to get his bike so he could leave the village. Doctor gave him a bike and teh dude left (driving teh bike on top of th water). At this point I start really wanting to learn how to drive the bikes on the water so I Can gtfo of there too. I was getting reall anxious, and scared about losing control ofthe bike and it sinking and me dying in teh rivers. so he has this bowl, that he demonstrates how you should control you rbike on the water so it doesnt sink. and if you did too much of one maneuver or the other the bike would fall over and sink(like real life, withought the sinking part). So after a few hours of doing this, I decided I'm ready, but still nervous as ----. Constantly questioning the idea, and the Doctor f it would work. Before I lefts, I saw his answering machine had a message on it, so I told him and he played it.

It was real quiet, so I offered to turn it up and he told me not to; that he liked it that way. It was an older lady calling to thank him for help he had given her with a bladder problem I'm guessing. She said, "Thank you soo much for hellping me Doctor. Now, I only have to use the bathroom every 30 minutes to an hour! I hope you are doing well and having a nice day Doctor."

In the part pof that message where she says I hope you are doing well, midway through the word Hope, her voice slowed down, and sounded demonic, and at the end of the sentence started making crazy ass noises. Scared teh ---- out of me in teh dream, so I woke up and was still like half asleep and laying on my side. While I Was still scared, and my heart was beating out of my chest, I opened my eyes and saw an old woman sitting in my room very still facing my door. This all happened withing a split second. I blinked and lost her, but I swear I saw it.

I'm now officially freaked out. Damnit.I havent had any spicey food or anything today. as a matter of fact, the only things I've eaten or drakn, was leftover pizza, cheeze-its, and sweet tea.....wtf????

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cliff notes: The devil is after Chris :P

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something/someone is INSIDE your house and trying to tell you somethin/ do something to you :S

What i would do i would close all the door windows and ---- and tyr to talk to "her" :l

I am not sure if this happened to anyone, is when you know you are dreaming you purposly do crazy stuff LOL, i remember once i dream of driving an s2000 then all in a sudden i relized i was dreamign coz something doesn`t make sense, so i speed up to like 100+ and hitting cars and ---- like that LOL

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Eh, was it one of those situations where you struggle hard for consciousness but can barely make it awake? I've hallucenated a few times "once awake" in situations like that. You don't go back to norm for a few minutes.

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b16crxt= thats very interesting.... please try to describe what she looked like sitting in the chair, not the dream

i had a disturbing dream last night... i was riding shotty in a white sedan, and this person who was driving had blonde dreadlocks, i have no clue who he was. it was pouring down rain and it was night time. we go around a corner and the car speeds up, i dont know if it was the driver or what, but we were speeding around this corner. at the apex of the turn, there is a guardrail which would prevent any cars for plummeting down the cliff right next to this curve(classic i know). so, im running a basic calculation through my dream brain, speed+rain+guardrail+cliff= browntrowser time. the driver loses control and the car leaps off the road in the perfectly right way to insure death. i had such an accute feeling of panic. everything slowed down and i look over to the driver, i can see the landscape. from my perspective, because the car is upside down, the dark sky is at my feet and the ground is quickly coming toward my head. so im looking at this blonde-dreaded stranger, and he calmly says almost as if bored, "this is terrible."

at that point i realize it was a dream and start the self wake up process. It was kind of funny how calm the dude was about imminent death. now i reflect, he looked one of the ghost twins from matrix reloaded.

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^ rofl, I love it when I'm dreaming and I realize I'm dreaming and then the fun begins. I've had many a car dream like that, mine usually end up me wrecking into a wall and when I wake up i'm falling into my bed :(

Sounds like a messed up dream and you were having an illusion when you awoke.

Oh, and my f'd up dream last night (well part of it) was I had a maggot living underneath the skin in my left ring finger, and it would pop out every so often and my gf ripped it out... just like in the video that BLUEHATCH posted :3

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I had a weird dream once, I was standing in front of this wall, and it reached to the night sky further then I could see. The wall was made of eyes in symetrical horizontal rows. Then my view zoomed out from my body into outer space and I could see this gigantic comet heading towards earth. The wall had something to do with this but I don't know what since I woke up.

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Dang, I wanted to see if you made it across the water ???

Kinda reminds me of Peter walking on the water towards Jesus, he was fine till he got anxious and started to lose faith, then he sank.

good stuff 8)

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i had a fucked up dream last week. i was in my prelude, i got the paint work done on it and everything. it started out at this local shop that i basically live at. and i had the perfect setup on my car. just being completed, iv been wanting to do this conversion with my lude, an s2000 motor and converted to rear wheel, with a t3.i wanted to do it to my last accord. but anyway. i sat there with my little brother, and the car got finished up. so i took it out. and there is this one turn that i used to always slide with my grand national i had way back, and hadn't done it since cause all my cars since have been front wheel drive. so i told him to hold on and punched it, pulseing the gas at the redline, wide open and sideways, and as i come around the turn. there is an unmarked cop car. a black one, that was sitting there in the middle of the road, i tried to stop and it was to late, i saw my car. slide into his slowly, and it was like from the outside though you know. in 3rd person. and right after my front quarter panel hit the rear of his car, it flipped over, rolled like four time. but hard. my little brother who never wears his seat belt, was ejected from the car, as well as i. and i looked up to hear a horn like a semi truck and saw the headlights, i woke up. right at what would have probably been the point of impact, i woke up in the coldest sweat ever. scared as ----. and what did i do the next day when it was raining, go sliding at 1:00 am at the local mall. lol.i have these dreams alot. i think its because i always drive crazy, half of my family has been in drag racing, its kinda in my blood. but i think it was kinda like a reflection. of what could happen, u know. which is exactly why im going to invest in a roll cage after i turbo this one :P. lol

these dreams are so constant and when i think about an accident i had a few months back, with my chevy, i realise more and more that saftey is the number one detail, especially when we use our cars for our recreation. its okay to have a crazy time or try to pull a crazy slide in ur car but its got to be under safe conditions, u gotta take every possible measure you can to be safe. it may be expensive. but in the long run, the cost of saftey is worth every penny when it comes to the life you might miss out on. the sad part about all of this is that in most cases it takes being in a bad accident, or seeing a dear friend loose his life in a crash, at the expense of entertainment, to realise the importance of saftey.

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I've had 4 or five dreams that I can remember and have happened more than once.

My best was younger, When the family was still together, I have a brother and 3 sisters, we went to the beach, and it was infected with some microscopic bacteria that would eat the flesh out of your body in 5 days. You had to be put in a clear capsule, full of some liquid, and you had tubes to breathe and eat.

I was the only one that saw the sign and did not get into the water, and ended up finding the cure and saving everyone. I was probably 12 when this happened. Still remember.

I have 3 or 4 different dreams about different situation, out on a date, out on vacation, etc, but I have this problem, that I have to pee, I'm done, but still have the sensation of having to go. So I go again, and again, and again, and still need to go. While this is going I try to act as nothing is happening. At this point I realize its a dream, I wake up and notice, I'm about to explode, and really have to go pee. I guess this is how my brain tells me to wake the hell up and go to the bathroom.

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She had very thin, shoulder length white hair. So thin you could see her entire scalp. She was hunched over in a (might have been) rocking chair. But she wasnt rocking. she had a crooked nose, and one of those old lady chins that stick out and look like a whole nother body part (basically looked like a witch). I know I only saw her for a second at first but when I shook myself awake, I swear I could see her another time in the same place. Thats when I got freaked even more.

Yea the whole driving the bike on teh river thing was scary as hell. Dont know what was up with that.

Like 4 years ago, I had a dream that I was with my gf in her front yard, and her mom was washing dishes in the kitchen (you could see her through teh window). All of a sudden, I'm lookin to that window and I hear a gunshot and see this bullet blast through teh window and hit her in the face. Her face shattered like pattery and I woke up freaked teh hell out. I called her the next day and told her to be very careful for a while. I was soo freaked about that.

I've also had one that I saw my gf cheating on me. I Was pissed off the whole next day, and told her about it and she was like "I'd never do that".....bitches....

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I think you've been watching too many horror/demonic/killing movies :P

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Sounds like one of the chicas from Hostel.

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Me too, I can remember having this dream about zombies 3 or 4 times.. I'm always stuck in the same house with the same events happening, being chased by zombies suck..

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iv had crazy dreams in cars also..like me driving someting stupid like a geo or something and when i wrecked into other cars it was like a video game, they went flying into the air like 100 feet and would smash into the ground ..kinda like twisted metal...it was insane but very cool

dont you hate when you have dreams you are pissing then you start to piss and then you realize its a dream... :1..it sux hahahha

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Same here... but they were all nightmares :3

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me too, whats weired is that I keep on dreaming about differnet stuff happens in the same building/house :l and it would never get destroy even after i "seen" earthquake/ booming/fire, it even colapes once AFAI remember :S

kinda makes you wonder if THIS IS your real life or if what we call "dreaming" is the actual REAL real life. :l :X

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I had a series of dreams one time when I was about 13. For four days straight I had the exact same dream, real short but exactly the same each time: I'm riding my bicycle down this mountain road, I'm going around a corner and the bike washes out on some gravel and I go sliding off the edge of this massive cliff where it's like a mile down to the trees below. but each time I'm just able to at the last second grap hold of the cliff with one hand to keep myself from falling. So four times in a row I had that dream. Then the fifth night I was having the same dream, and when the bike washed out I was thinking, ok here is where I grab the cliff, but for some reason this time I missed! I fell the whole way down, woke up when I hit the trees feeling like I was about to have a heart attack!

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^^

My dreams happen like that to, I'll have the same one over n over n over. I never know why

I remember I had one dream last year a minimum of 30 days in a row, it was me all alone at work and for some reason one of my co-workers (who I was railing) came in with another girl i hang out with and was playing with at the time and they came over to my work station. My co-worker proceeded to teach her how to give the perfect blowjob on me.

So Ive got a smoking hot brunette on the end of my dick getting advise on how to do it better (like it was her first time) and I forget how long I got sucked for but I know it ended with them both throwing my load back down there throats.

I literally had that dream very frequently pretty much all summer. Couldnt end it. Dont know why it went away but I miss it

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Dreams like that are awesome. 8)

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once in a while i'll have a good one. I can remember it right when I wake up, but after an hour or so, I can't remember any of it.