I got really pissed last night
 

I brought this pre-med college chick back to my apartment last night. We were taking tequila shots and playing my new PS3. After about an hour or so we decided to go back to the bedroom for fun.

I was in the mood for a back rub so i broke out the massage oil. I went ahead and did her first. I took off all her clothes and gave her a nice back rub. When it came to my turn she refused because I have a hairy back.

This isn't the first time I've been turned down on a back rub becuase of my chia pet back


What do some of you hairy dudes do to get your girl to rub your back? I need a ------- back rub.

I was so ------- pissed I kicked her out without boinking. At least I had the PS3

Re: I got really pissed last night
 

shave that hairy ---- nigga. I don't like a hairy ----- and I can't blame her for not liking a hairy back :X

Re: I got really pissed last night
 

Spend $20 and get that ---- waxed

Re: I got really pissed last night
 

damn im glad i dont have a hairy back

Re: I got really pissed last night
 

lololololol u probably feel like ---- after she said that.

Re: I got really pissed last night
 

Either get it waxed or stop hanging out uppity bitches.

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do what you must to get laid and nothing more

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Go find her bed and ---- in it.

Re: I got really pissed last night
 

wax that ----.
BTw I think that was u who made a post about shitty on that chicks pillow??

Re: I got really pissed last night
 

Well 1st off you should have taken your anger out on her ----- instead of making her leave.
2nd, hair is there for reason.

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this is a different chic but yes, i made the shitting in the bed story.

I may get waxed tonight. I have another date tonight and I am really wanting a back rub.

how bad does gettng waxed really hurt?

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It must suck going through life just making ---- up so your mundane existence seems somewhat tolerable. ::)

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have you seen my back?

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did you see the 40 year old virgin cause if so then you have an idea that was really him getting waxed in the movie

Re: I got really pissed last night
 

only faggots wax there legs or backs ---- that ---- you should have kicked her ass out given her 2 minutes.. u screaming at the top of your lungs for a girl to GTFO of your sight is a good feeling :6

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for some strange reason, i don't think that would be better than having sex.

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it wouldnt...but dont try to make sense in a made up bs thread

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There's also laser hair removal. My friends younger brother got that because he was a sasquatch. :1 He said it cost about $400.00. He also said he didn't really feel anything and It's permenant.

Re: I got really pissed last night
 

Words of wisdom Buk

Anyway, more often than less, girls sticking on such details as a little hair are so puritan that they do squat in bed, probably a bad ----.

You need a backrub, get a massage, but don't deny yourself

I sympatize.

Re: I got really pissed last night
 

i feel your pain man. i had this bitch over last night, first night i met her, brought her home, had her in bed, started messin around, and when i try for the 'hand down the pants' she stops me. WTF BITCH, YOURE IN MY BED AND HAVE KNOWN ME FOR A DAY< HOW ARE YOU NOT GONNA GIVE IT UP?!?!?! WTF WHAAT THEEE FUCKK

Re: I got really pissed last night
 

you got two options 1. shave your ------- back because shes not going to do it or 2. dont shave you back and find a kinky girl that likes guys with hairy backs.
im hairy but i was blessed on not having a hairy back. i just have hair everywhere else.

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She did'nt want to embaress you. I bet her clit was bigger than your chink cock :P :P

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scott next time that happens just tell her that you're gonna give her the shocker and she'll calm down and let it happen

Re: I got really pissed last night
 

yeah who the ---- likes a hairy -----?

thank god i only have hair on my balls and head...and a lil on my ass crack (but that doesn't matter)

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I do. :D

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igot hair everywere but my back, and im starting to thin on my head.....---- im only 20 i want my hair... :'(

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Solid work. :6

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Hell ------- no.. I almost went into shock when I got my back waxed.

Re: I got really pissed last night
 

you should have asked her to braid it

Re: I got really pissed last night
 

I bet those laser hair removal systems are patented down to the components, it might be a $100-200 project to DIY one off of patent searches.

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lol, what is this world coming, DIY hair removal from your back. ------- Classic, however im with Dave and the instant i recalled his "---- in the bed story" i gave up all faith in him.

Re: I got really pissed last night
 

Uh, WTF are you talking about? Josh posted 3-4 stories here a few months back, he's a freaking performance artist.

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