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i got a king aurthor type situation
well first off today ------- sucks ass. last night(2 30ish this morn.) i was drunk off my ass and i was bout to go home. now i was at my boys house and i didnt have a car there so my boy drove my other boys 98 teg(owner of house i was at) we get in starts the car drive to my house. we get there and we are about to run inside for something so my boy goes to turn off the car and hes like." yo i cant get the key out." so i tell him to wiggle it and try again and hes like "i cant turn the car off" so we look at the key and its his 91 crx key that he used. no clue how but it went right in and started it no prob. blah blah blah we go back to my boys house let him know the deal tryed ------- with it for a lil while got the car to turn off. so i slept there and for some reason i thought i was going to wake up on a sat morning so i set my alarm for 8:30 for work and i wake up at 830 to find out that its friday and i dont work until 11 so everone was up so i got a ride to my house went to sleep just to wake up 30 min late and since i know a lock smith i had his car with me to bring to work to see what i could do but i go and try to start the car and i get nothing. pull out the jump pack try jumping it and nothing so i ---- with it it works. i get to work and try ------- with it here. still cant get it out. and now we cant get the car to start and im having issues with the accesory light not coming on again and no fuel pump turning on. so i took the ign apart and tryed using a screw driver to turn it on basically bypassing the key thats in there. so after messing with the bat terminals get fuel try and start it and it just goes click and everything shuts off. so im sweating my ass off and i say ---- it im going on lunch . go to taco bell get a # 6(two chalupas and a taco)with nacho cheese get back to my job im eating it and there was not nacho cheese on it so im having a shitty day so i get mad and call them up and say they messed up and is there a coupon or something cuz im not gunna go back there cuz they f ed up. and i was cool so they took my name and said just come in next time and its on us. so that made may day a little better. so i try ------- with the car some more and now i get nothing. does anyone know how to get it started? get the sword out of the stone if you will? i checked fuses and ive try jumping it again and nothing. sorry for the long post but today sux this car situation sux and its not even mine. ---- my car still doesnt work. but if anyone knows anything that might help let me know. im temped to just break the ignition and say ---- it but my boy doesnt really want that or cut it out and sotter in a dif one that works. any one know an easy way to do that? thanks
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Re: i got a king aurthor type situation
Originally Posted by Dx 101
well first off today ------- sucks ass. last night(2 30ish this morn.) i was drunk off my ass and i was bout to go home. now i was at my boys house and i didnt have a car there so my boy drove my other boys 98 teg(owner of house i was at) we get in starts the car drive to my house. we get there and we are about to run inside for something so my boy goes to turn off the car and hes like." yo i cant get the key out." so i tell him to wiggle it and try again and hes like "i cant turn the car off" so we look at the key and its his 91 crx key that he used. no clue how but it went right in and started it no prob. blah blah blah we go back to my boys house let him know the deal tryed ------- with it for a lil while got the car to turn off. so i slept there and for some reason i thought i was going to wake up on a sat morning so i set my alarm for 8:30 for work and i wake up at 830 to find out that its friday and i dont work until 11 so everone was up so i got a ride to my house went to sleep just to wake up 30 min late and since i know a lock smith i had his car with me to bring to work to see what i could do but i go and try to start the car and i get nothing. pull out the jump pack try jumping it and nothing so i ---- with it it works. i get to work and try ------- with it here. still cant get it out. and now we cant get the car to start and im having issues with the accesory light not coming on again and no fuel pump turning on. so i took the ign apart and tryed using a screw driver to turn it on basically bypassing the key thats in there. so after messing with the bat terminals get fuel try and start it and it just goes click and everything shuts off. so im sweating my ass off and i say ---- it im going on lunch . go to taco bell get a # 6(two chalupas and a taco)with nacho cheese get back to my job im eating it and there was not nacho cheese on it so im having a shitty day so i get mad and call them up and say they messed up and is there a coupon or something cuz im not gunna go back there cuz they f ed up. and i was cool so they took my name and said just come in next time and its on us. so that made may day a little better. so i try ------- with the car some more and now i get nothing. does anyone know how to get it started? get the sword out of the stone if you will? i checked fuses and ive try jumping it again and nothing. sorry for the long post but today sux this car situation sux and its not even mine. ---- my car still doesnt work. but if anyone knows anything that might help let me know. im temped to just break the ignition and say ---- it but my boy doesnt really want that or cut it out and sotter in a dif one that works. any one know an easy way to do that? thanks
you ------- fag, make me read all that .. |
Re: i got a king aurthor type situation
jesus christ, break that ---- into paragraphs. i think i went cross eyed reading that ----.
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Re: i got a king aurthor type situation
lol yo i thought about it but then i was like ---- it but yeah my bad about not cliffin it
i wiggled some ---- around put new bat in starts but still got key in it and it will beep and drain the bat. any thoughts on the key extraction? |
Re: i got a king aurthor type situation
ky jelly.
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Re: i got a king aurthor type situation
hammer and chizzle always work
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Re: i got a king aurthor type situation
I'm not even gonna read your bitch post, bitch. Get a new car if you're gonna be a bitch
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Re: i got a king aurthor type situation
just keep wiggling.. a lot of honda keys work on other hondas, if u wiggle it enough. just keep trying. i've started my buddies EF hatch with my EG hatch key. also started the same EF with a DC2 GSR key
just takes some wiggling and major loads of patience (altho in my case, the eg key went right in at first lol) |
Re: i got a king aurthor type situation
"So I was hangin with my boy and his boy and we stuck a CRX key in an integra because we were really drunk because that is what we do when I'm hanging out with my boy and his boy and some other boy and the other boy that stopped by"
Seriously, learn to correctly use the English language, and stop talking about your boys it makes you sound like an illiterate fag. |
Re: i got a king aurthor type situation
jago- not my car im bitchin about. shitty day is what im bitchin bout. :-\ but i got free taco bell out of the shityness
rude- not my car so i cant break it. but its getting to that point. tat- wiggling since 4 but ill keep at it. dark- if i were to use proper english it would have been more words used in decribing which boy is which. and i was the only drunk one and while we were chillin my head was in some tities :-* so no gay ---- here. does anyone know how to disconect the whole ignition to replace it? and would it need to be from a teg or could a civic work? |
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