I got hammered
Man last night i went to a party and drank half a bottle of bacardi 151. That isnt the bad part, while i was passed out my glasses fell off and someone stepped on them. SOOO gay but my parents, and what lonley peopel they are got them fixed the next day. Anyways, also while i was passed out my brother backed my car up into his friends new mustang. The funny thing was that because my car is an old school toyota, the big ass bumper prevented any damage from happening to my car but fucked the mustang up. All in all i ended up in my bath tub at my house and then fell asleep.
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And least nobody put anything in your butt. ;)
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Ah, memories........... 8)
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Re:I got hammered
dude, my night wasn't that bad, but have any of you ever drank MAJORSKA? it's vodka, cheap, but it has SPECIAL POWERS. Namely, the power to convince you that
1) you are not drunk 2) you are the smartest person in teh world 3) and quoted "brings out your true emotions" Go to the booze store, get some friends together, and get a Pint each ($3.75). Last night, I somehow went from having a conversation with someone to waking up at 8:30 AM with all my clothes on. LOL. It's awesome. |
Re:I got hammered
Originally Posted by Stealthmode
And least nobody put anything in your butt. ;)
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Yeah, hopefully some curly haired dude didn't teabag you while you were passed out...
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The curly haired dude? that was me ;)
But anyways my night was basically the same except i drank 3 Quarts of Old English, Snorted a xany bar, smoked a gram of crip, and took a 500 miligram soma needless to say i woke up on my girlfriends bed half naked with my girlfriends puke all over my body and in my hair. And the 80 dollars in my pocket mysteriously turned into receipts overnight. ahhh i love college |
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most beer i drank was 16, and the other 2 i traded for 5 smokes ! ahh, partying, finding hot chicks and making them part of the 4-f club ;D
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